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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Brutakas posted:

Let's talk breath of god for a moment. "The penitent man will pass" is the clue that leads to kneeling in order to duck under the sawblade. However, Indy needed to do a roll because there is a second sawblade that comes out of the ground, perpendicular to the first. That second blade seems like it would ruin everyone's day, kneeling or not. Which leads to some questions about the whole endeavor:

Why is the clue insufficient?

Is Indy working off of an outdated model of prostration (ie doing rolls instead of kneeling)?


"The penitent man is humble before God" more like "The penitent man should tumble before God".

I know, right? I have always wondered about tha-


Holy poo poo.

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poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
I figured you'd just see the second blade by kneeling.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Jamesman posted:

"What's the matter, big brother? Does it bother you that my skirt is so short? It's OK, you can look. Mom and Dad aren't home..."

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TFW you get probated for posting a classic SA pic quote

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah people should really recognize that one, though it is funny that everyone takes it as a normal Jamesman post

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Disappointed they didn't make any assumptions about why he rolled

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

poptart_fairy posted:

I figured you'd just see the second blade by kneeling.

Yes, if one is crawling on their knees (wounds not healing being optional) they would be moving slow. The first blade would zip above them and the second would pop up in from of them, before they reached it, scaring them and making them even more penitent.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Brutakas posted:

"The penitent man is humble before God" more like "The penitent man should tumble before God".

"But in the Jewish alphabet, humble begins with a 'T'."

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Indy was just the first Dark Souls player.

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
Had to look up who Keith David was since people here thought it weird not to remember his name, can’t remember where I’ve seen him, only that I’ve seen him. Fichtner, Little and Cromwell only ones I knew by name.

I’m not American though so that might skew my frame of reference.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Falukorv posted:

Had to look up who Keith David was since people here thought it weird not to remember his name, can’t remember where I’ve seen him, only that I’ve seen him. Fichtner, Little and Cromwell only ones I knew by name.

I’m not American though so that might skew my frame of reference.

Educate yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZNGcByLyA

Brutakas
Oct 10, 2012

Farewell, marble-dwellers!

:staredog:

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I don't know who all these people are that don't know Jimmy's Smits' name.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Really don't see why we're even having this conversation. That's just 16 pictures of David Mitchell and we clearly all can easily recognize him.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


"they're not as stiff and constricting as a pair of blue jeans"

This man is clearly deranged. He does know you don't typically make your own out of raw rear end canvas, right?

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

feel(s) good

JK!
May 10, 2007

EZ-PZ!

Oh my god. Thank you for bringing this into my life. Feel Good Inc. is probably my favorite song.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

We can't keep playing god like this! We're flying too close to the sun!

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Dios mio

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


:perfect:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Phlegmish posted:

Yeah people should really recognize that one, though it is funny that everyone takes it as a normal Jamesman post
Yeah, the "dog in pantyhoes" meme that led to someone putting that anime quote on one of the pics was pretty popular for a while. Justice for Jamesman.

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=dog+pantyhose

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/manteiaa/status/970393034381643776

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

amazing

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Steamed hams still delivers, and inexplicably gets better, it should be poo poo by now.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

JK! posted:

Oh my god. Thank you for bringing this into my life. Feel Good Inc. is probably my favorite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xaKsNdq1HE

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


They put way too much thought into this. Clearly they just wanted to make sure that only true Christians made it to the grail which means they needed to be circumcised first.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Christians don't get circumcised. That's part of the old covenant between Abraham and God. That covenant was replaced by the new covenant when Christ was crucified. If you're a Christian and you get circumcised for religious reasons you're implying that Jesus' sacrifice was for naught.

In the time of the crusades, Christians especially would not have been circumcised because that was something done by heathens (Jews and Muslims).


Fun fact: all the old laws in Leviticus prohibiting homosexuality etc. are also conditions of the old covenant. Christians who follow those laws also are snubbing Jesus. :catholic:

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 07:00 on Mar 6, 2018

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Knormal posted:

Yeah, the "dog in pantyhoes" meme that led to someone putting that anime quote on one of the pics was pretty popular for a while. Justice for Jamesman.

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=dog+pantyhose

This. Dude did nothing wrong

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guSwYoi56jQ

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/saltydkdan/status/970552331375869952

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
Free Jamesman

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

"But in the Jewish alphabet, humble begins with a 'T'."

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Well, the Venn diagram of my Youtube recommendations should now be a circle.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Decrepus posted:

TFW you get probated for posting a classic SA pic quote

Happens to us all doesn't it?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYvNsiJwldg

Dr. Kayak Paddle
May 10, 2006

.

Dr. Kayak Paddle has a new favorite as of 09:51 on Mar 6, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/Q2WEodU.mp4

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRSY4L6gdo

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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Why is he dead though? Is the cup poisoned?

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