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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

ricketyvickyt posted:

The snake�s coils don�t make sense!

The artist gave him a discount because he was �such a chill customer�.

Someone's a big King Diamond fan

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ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

This person makes me die a little inside:

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:05

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

ricketyvickyt posted:

The snake’s coils don’t make sense!

The artist gave him a discount because he was ‘such a chill customer’.

This is siiiiiiccckkk

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Candy corn tears?

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:07

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Man, it�s relatively rare these days that someone�s post makes let out an involuntary groan of discomfort. Those snakes really are terrible

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:13

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:55

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

LingcodKilla posted:

Candy corn tears?

That's pretty hilarious tho.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:55

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

ricketyvickyt posted:

This person makes me die a little inside:

I kind of dig it? I mean as far as the face-tat and bodymod thing goes, it's a lot of look without actually being that much. Eyebrows are pretty silly, though.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 01:57

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; Can't post for 5 hours!

I really dislike her permanent jowels. That tat changes the way the entire shape of her face looks.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:08

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Scathach posted:

I really dislike her permanent jowels. That tat changes the way the entire shape of her face looks.

I think it's going for ventriloquist dummy

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:28

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Same. I kinda like it, though the photos are no doubt curated to show it to best effect.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:30

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Say Nothing posted:

Bitcoin 🅱️life

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:49

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

How did she get the one that's in the middle of the top of her nose? I actually don't want to know, but still felt like asking

This one I actually want to know- if you have all those kind of lip piercings do you take them out before you eat food? I just am imagining biting into like a hot wing and the hot sauce getting on and staying on the piercings unless you take them out and wipe them after. Also can you get a mouthful of water and puff your cheeks out and just spray everybody around you? That's kind of cool

sweeperbravo has a new favorite as of 03:01 on Mar 8, 2018

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:59

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; Can't post for 5 hours!

sweeperbravo posted:

How did she get the one that's in the middle of the top of her nose? I actually don't want to know, but still felt like asking

This one I actually want to know- if you have all those kind of lip piercings do you take them out before you eat food? I just am imagining biting into like a hot wing and the hot sauce getting on and staying on the piercings unless you take them out and wipe them after. Also can you get a mouthful of water and puff your cheeks out and just spray everybody around you? That's kind of cool

I only had two but they're way less messy than you think and also lip piercings (or at least mine) were too tight to spray water out of. My fiance asked if I could and I tried with the rings out, no luck.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:44

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

sweeperbravo posted:

How did she get the one that's in the middle of the top of her nose? I actually don't want to know, but still felt like asking

This one I actually want to know- if you have all those kind of lip piercings do you take them out before you eat food? I just am imagining biting into like a hot wing and the hot sauce getting on and staying on the piercings unless you take them out and wipe them after. Also can you get a mouthful of water and puff your cheeks out and just spray everybody around you? That's kind of cool

I don't think I've seen a piercing on top of the nose before like that. I would guess it's some kind of dermal anchor type thing? Although it might be possible to pierce straight through that into a stretched septum?? I've never thought of that but stranger things have been done.
I've never had any oral piercing but once they're healed you should be able to take them out for stuff like that if it's uncomfortable. While they're healing I would guess you would avoid spicy food like the plague.
Her cheek piercings look like a smaller gauge like around 14g with a ball on the end. So probably can't push water through. However she appears to have stretched nostril piercings so she could probably plug her nostrils and blow out of the holes.

Edit: I looked again and I think the middle nose piercing is too high to go into the septum. There would be too much cartilage to go through. Lol I had to pinch my own nose to try to figure this out...

Double edit: it's a "rhino" piercing, if you look closely you can see the other end comes out the bottom. Mystery solved

Dixville has a new favorite as of 08:08 on Mar 8, 2018

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BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Here are some tattoos that are bad for technical reasons, but also because of what they are.

Although it makes me think. Should I blame a cult member for getting a tattoo of that cult on them? And what do they do if/when they manage to escape that cult? Do they have to go through all the painful laser stuff that I remember seeing some white supremacist get done to his face?

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ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

I love Facebook and it�s wonderful pictures

# ? Mar 8, 2018 11:30

Vadun: Mar 9, 2011; I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

ricketyvickyt posted:

I love Facebook and it’s wonderful pictures

I really hope that sign mentions # served

# ? Mar 8, 2018 11:36

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

ricketyvickyt posted:

No ring.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 12:26

ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

dpack_1 posted:

No ring.

you are not looking hard enough

ladron has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Mar 8, 2018

# ? Mar 8, 2018 13:30

King of Foolians: Mar 16, 2006; Long live the King!

dpack_1 posted:

No ring.

Aren't these hands upside down?

# ? Mar 8, 2018 16:16

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

ricketyvickyt posted:

Jesus, it's like she just pointed to the poster of $25 tattoos and said "All of them"

# ? Mar 8, 2018 16:33

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

King of Foolians posted:

Aren't these hands upside down?

I...I think they're someone else's. Or something else's.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 16:38

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Jesus, it's like she just pointed to the poster of $25 tattoos and said "All of them"

It somehow made me dislike the fact that people pay for emoji related stuff even more than I already did.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 18:30

Merton Blask: Jun 30, 2008; So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?

I was pretty disappointed when I looked closer and found out that the hands did not spell out �I RUE LOVE.�

# ? Mar 8, 2018 20:31

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 8, 2018 23:09

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

"What they said I could be anything when I grew up?"

# ? Mar 8, 2018 23:18

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

ricketyvickyt posted:

I love Facebook and it�s wonderful pictures

I hope the girl flashes this at people whenever they go on a long rant that isn't really on-topic

# ? Mar 8, 2018 23:23

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

ricketyvickyt posted:

I hope she spent International Women's Day walking around on her hands.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 23:39

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I have a friend whose lower lip tattoo says �COCKPIT� which was quite a surprise, I didn�t expect that from her. She said I should get �PUSSY TRAP� and in retrospect maybe she was right.

# ? Mar 9, 2018 00:38

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

ricketyvickyt posted:

This person makes me die a little inside:

Pro-tier shirt or blouse. He or she gets a pass.

ricketyvickyt posted:

N... No. I�m pretty sure this owns.

# ? Mar 9, 2018 06:18

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

N... No. I’m pretty sure this owns.

No.

# ? Mar 9, 2018 06:44

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ricketyvickyt posted:

I love Facebook and it�s wonderful pictures

This is a 15 year olds laptop.

# ? Mar 9, 2018 06:52

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Jesus, it's like she just pointed to the poster of $25 tattoos and said "All of them"

I was thinking it looked more like a sheet of stickers from the dollar store TBH.

# ? Mar 9, 2018 07:02

TapTheForwardAssist: Apr 9, 2007; Pretty Little Lyres

Internet Wizard posted:

at using the Air Bud defense for this dude�s Nazi tats covering both of his forearms.

�Without a policy that says nazi slogans aren�t allowed we can�t do anything about it �