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from 2016 but it's great and no one noticed it at the time tenspott posted:You start out in 2004 by saying, “Hipster. Hipster. Hipster.” By 2008 you can't say “hipster” — that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like co-op, fair trade and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about sustainability, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] millennials buy more than Xers. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the scene problem one way or the other. You follow me — because obviously sitting around saying, “We cater to certain activities,” is much more abstract than even the co-op thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Hipster, hipster.”
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Gatekeeper posted:I've not a uterus within me, and schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style is off the table too, so I don't have to worry about knocking any buns up my oven. but im still curious about this: why can't you eat cold cuts whilst pregnant? and how do IQ points factor into this cold cut business? Inspiring. https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/sammaturks
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On BDSM:Grandmother of Five posted:It is a real big mystery imo why all the STEM and IT-guys who have jerked off to porno babes all through HS and college, all the way up until they marry a fat, pale mirror-version of themselves will want to tie up their wife and beat her instead of kissing her on the mouth.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 14:53 |
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Holy poo poo that voice
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 15:50 |
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omg omfg purple death ray posted:Can't get enough sammo hungs. a sammo hung is a sausage hero
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 16:37 |
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Gatekeeper posted:
OK that's a good one
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 16:51 |
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idgi
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 17:04 |
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That being said, you can still eat cold cuts if you throw em on a frying pan for a few minutes first. But of course that half defeats the purpose.
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Sir Lemming posted:That being said, you can still eat cold cuts if you throw em on a frying pan for a few minutes first. But of course that half defeats the purpose. Doesn't that make them way more carcinogenic?
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 18:27 |
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Cold cuts are honestly kind of gross, all that slick, pink meat.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 20:46 |
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That's what she said.
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The Maestro posted:I want you to re read all of that and answer your own question. Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Please don't try and write like this anymore "schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style" is one of the greatest phrases i've read in a while so i'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with this
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:"schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style" is one of the greatest phrases i've read in a while so i'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with this I was fine with the first paragraph, and even into it, but then it just kept going.
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The Maestro posted:I was fine with the first paragraph, and even into it, but then it just kept going. just like life firend
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The Maestro posted:I was fine with the first paragraph, and even into it, but then it just kept going. look, if someone's batting average isn't great but when they do hit it's always a homer, you don't cut them from the team
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Doesn't that make them way more carcinogenic? Yeah but the baby absorbs all the carcinogens for you, it's like a living dream catcher.
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Rough Lobster posted:Yeah but the baby absorbs all the carcinogens for you, it's like a living dream catcher. I'm 80% sure dream catchers don't absorb heavy metals. Although babies are 90% nightmare so checks out I guess?
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 22:36 |
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When will science give us all cancer absorbing babies so no one gets cancer? Really slipping here science.
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Creamed Cormp posted:women are elavators because they lift our spirits, our lives and our society
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Rough Lobster posted:Yeah but the baby absorbs all the carcinogens for you, it's like a living dream catcher. Lawks
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:18 |
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my baby living the cancer dream
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:32 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:
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The Maestro posted:I was fine with the first paragraph, and even into it, but then it just kept going. ive got a major chubs for deli subs i guess and much like a stupid child or a clever dog i can get carried away by my own excitement. ive even heard "I was fine with the first [xyz], and even into it, but then it just kept going" before too, usually just in person tho like when i showed an ex girlfriend my idea for the "fellatiouroboros" - turns out it had already been a thing for millennia, and simultaneous blowjays seemed super obvious in hindsight. my name is better i think but i don't make a fuss about it anymore since "in a fellatiouroboros my humpty nose will tickle your rear" does NOT flow at all and id be one dumb suckfucker to argue with the rap group from "Nothing But Trouble". ugh im getting carried away again just a sucker for exciting stuff like synchronized mouthfucking please be patient with this simple idiot fucker who loves to with enthusiasm, even about simple idiot poo poo like eating sanduskies whilst schwarzepreggers
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:34 |
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and thank you to everyone who explained how moms munching deli meats leads to busted fetal headmeats. my mom never ate any cold cuts while i was up in them guts but when she was three months pregnant with me, my dad forgot to tell her that he had gotten some pot brownies from a work-bud, and she ate a couple of em while she waited to watch the Challenger launch. she said it was a pretty bad fuckin afternoon. how this relates to her loinproduct's use of the word sammaturk thirty years later? I'd have to ask a doctor. like, a weed doctor.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:38 |
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I wonder what it feels like to have an edible high while a fetus is literally swimming inside your guts, much less watch the Challenger explode.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:41 |
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HisMajestyBOB posted:Head fell off but shoes stayed on so he's fine. Powershift posted:That depends on what you consider the "person" Ornamental Dingbat posted:I was taught that all sperms have souls so therefore the personhood is stored in the balls. if the gif dies, it's of a person on a scooter driving straight into a lowered train crossing pole thing and flying out of the screen while the rider's helmet pops off backwards. Also it's a running joke for the thread that if the person getting into an accident loses their shoes they're probably dead.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:53 |
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Gatekeeper posted:ive got a major chubs for deli subs
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Gatekeeper posted:and thank you to everyone who explained how moms munching deli meats leads to busted fetal headmeats. I dislike your vernacular because it feels like you're trying too hard to be witty or funny in every clause or phrase of what you write so it comes of grating and stilted when I read it. Thanks.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 07:12 |
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I read those posts and my mind conjures Eric Christian Olsen's face and voice and it pisses me off. Not Gatekeeper's fault. Just my brain.
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Solice Kirsk posted:When will science give us all cancer absorbing babies so no one gets cancer? Really slipping here science. I can help with that.
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Untrustable posted:I read those posts and my mind conjures Eric Christian Olsen's face and voice and it pisses me off. Not Gatekeeper's fault. Just my brain.
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Gatekeeper posted:and thank you to everyone who explained how moms munching deli meats leads to busted fetal headmeats. Hey man it’s all good, everybody needs an editor. You have a unique voice and I’m cool with it, it just might not be my bag. I also feel compelled to tell you that “up in them guts” is absolutely slang for loving, not being a fetus in a womb
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 08:10 |
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tasty anus
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 09:01 |
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Brevity is the soul of anus
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 09:02 |
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i changed it to make it funnier, by juxtaposing "tasty" with the image of the anus, an organ with which tastiness is not often associated
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Spanish Manlove posted:I dislike your vernacular because it feels like you're trying too hard to be witty or funny in every clause or phrase of what you write so it comes of grating and stilted when I read it. Thanks. I mostly agree, but quote:ive got a major chubs for deli subs Is actually just great
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 09:10 |
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rear end frog posted:i changed it to make it funnier, by juxtaposing "tasty" with the image of the anus, an organ with which tastiness is not often associated Brevity is the anus of wit
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 09:18 |
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the purpose of a post is to inform and delight
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 09:19 |
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I dunno Gatekeeper parses like Andy from The Office to me, and I like Andy.
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Too many words, trying too hard. He should read some Bukowski. I still appreciate the posts for the beauteous face of Princess Irulan.
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