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The vote is final. The people have spoken. This is the best cat:  Congratulations to the former fatlord. You are an inspiration to us all. Lowtax posted:I support the photos as well as the incoming piles of financial ill-gotten gains. Thanks cats. Thanks credit cards. Credcat cards. We all know that every catte is the best catte. But there must be the one single cat that is the best of the best, the pinnacle, the apex, the Spartacus among Spartacus', the absolute gold standard of all catdom. We are here to determine which SA cat best represents that ideal. ...1 catte to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.  Welcome to the 2nd ever SA forums cat show. It will be by necessity a Rules Heavy thread. Please read and comprehend all the rules. It is also a fundraiser to buy our dear leader Lowtax a backbone or a working exoskeleton or something. I'm too broke to contribute to the spine fund, but I'll make up for it with an effort thread to squeeze money out of you fuckers. [insert commercial break here]  To find the Very Best Cat on all of SA, the VBC must first be nominated, and then voted into that high office. Voting is a sacred rite, like shooting a car or driving a gun, so let us all be serious about it. It is both a duty and a priveledge and an obligation. That said, this should be fun (for some given value of fun).  Posting Rules: 1. Only nominations may be posted at the start of this thread, and only one post per nomination(s). 2. DO NOT post ineligible cats. Only officially nominated cat pics allowed. 3. Posting is open to all during the campaign phase. During the campaign, do discuss the merits of the candidates, photoshop what ya like, but keep it semi civil. Try not to poo poo up the place with dumb stuff like OMG YOU HAVE MY CAT YOUR CAT LOOKS LIKE MY CAT. 4. Keep pic quotes to a minimum and remember to timg.  Nomination rules: Nominations are closed. Too slow, sucka 1. To nominate a cat for VBC, donate  to the forums via the Donations! link at the top right of the page. (rule edit: or buy a cert or av change or archives or something.) If you cannot find the link, you are dumber than a bag of hammers. 2. You may nominate multiple cats in one post.$10 for one cat, $15 for two cats, $20 for three, $25 for four, etc. 3. Post a screencap of your receipt with the amount and your user name clearly visible and then post one pic of your nominated cat(s) and name(s) of the cat(s). 3.(a) Placeholders are ok, but  if you fail to follow through.3. Please number your entry for easier voting later. (three cats would get numbers 5-6-7) Edit your numbers to keep it linear in cases of simultaneous posts. Rule #420: Dog cannot be VBC unless it is Farlow or Dogface. Rule #420(b): Burgerpug is right the gently caress out of the question so don't even think about it. Rule #420(c): This is a better cat than most dogs:  4. Nominations are closed  Campaign rules for the Nominees: 0. Campaigning begins 1. Post the good stuff you have of your cat. Videos, pics, stories, whatever you think makes your cat the VBC. Tag your pics with your entry #. 2. Try not to image dump, spread it out over several posts. Pick the very best you have and save some space for everyone. Links to albums or instragrams or whatever are fine. 3. This is politics at its finest. Get out the vote, kiss some hands and shake some babies. 4. Campaigning continues to the bitter end, even during voting. 5. Voting begins Friday May 4th.  Voting rules: 1. Voting will probably happen in a separate thread which will be for VOTING ONLY. 2. Seriously. No pics, just voting. If this works out half as good as I would like, it will be a nightmare to tabulate the votes with my dollar store calculator. 2.(a) Poll watching and independent vote tabulating would be way cool with me. 3. Voting will be done by the entry number, so pay attention and don't be dyslexic. 4. In each round of voting, each poster gets to vote for X number of cats. The field will be narrowed with each round of voting until 13 nominees remain. 5. The final round to determine the Very Best Cat will be one goon/one vote/one cat.  Prizes: The Very Best Cat on the SA forums gets the last phat oz of my 2017 personal stash of Montana Catnip  I don't have anything else, but maybe some artistic type here can make some e-trophies and ms paint participation ribbons for the losers. e: if there's a decent weather day this weekend or next, I can maybe get some fine ground done for extra prizes.  dee eight fucked around with this message at 19:30 on May 31, 2018 |
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I open the floor to nominations. *bangs gavel on penis* Arbitrary rule update #1: placeholders for nominations are ok but upon you if you fail to follow through.Candidates list: 1. Anastasia - 1st_Panzer_Div. 3. Haley - Zoe 4. La Tigra aka "Tazzy" - redm 5. Penelope - Who What Now 6. Maxwell - Kerosene19 7. Koda - Over There 8. Willow - Section 9 9. Yori - Section 9 10. Mia - Section 9 11. Miko - curlingiron 12. Goomba - Grumbletron 4000 13. Gumbo - Grumbletron 4000 14. Jappy - Grumbletron 4000 15. Silly - Grumbletron 4000 16. Kiska - Tendai 17. Butterscotch - Chili 18. Regan - Mr Speaker 19. Wiz - Mr Speaker 20. Kotofey Ivanovich - Sweet As Sin 21. Burzum - nerdz 22. Margot - FutonForensic 23. Lulu - GATOS Y VATOS 24. Franklin the squid humping cat - Trig Discipline 25. Simon - Mustached Demon 26. Gordie Meow - small bird pudding 27. Sakamoto - Shinmera 28. Phyrexian Obliterator - BaronVonVaderham 29. Emperor Tang - curlingiron 30. Professor Wicket - its all nice on rice 31. Snowball - twit666 32. Mola - Flying Leatherman 33. Madeye Murphy MacCool - Mistle 34. Mittens - Bedevere 35. Autumn - McGavin 36: Kon Tiki - IMJack 37: Essex - IMJack 38: Saffron - Captain Tightpants 39. Lola - im_sorry 40. Patrick - im_sorry 41. Gypsy - CloFan 42. Harley - CloFan 43. Moo Moo - Dumb Lowtax 44. Speedball - Fumblemouse 45. Spartacus - Pick 46. Peanut - Sham bam bamina! 47. Sadie - Shifty Pony 48. Winston - Shifty Pony 49. Georgia (on my mind) - Sham bam bamina! 50. Furball  - MC Hawking51. Lowtax (a cool cat, but I kinda doubt he'll get off on catnip) - Section 9 (and I don't really think Lowtax is your cat) 52. Heman - Cable Guy 53. Rollo - ReelBigLizard 54. Penny - ReelBigLizard 55. Shadow - Annath 56. Chester - Thin Privilege 57. Nala - Sic Semper Goon 58. Süße - Libluini 59. Osiris - coca bojangles 60.Rusty - pinchofginger 61. The Machine - pinchofginger 62. Bubbles - esperterra 63. Suka - Solitair 64. Mini - cptn_dr 65. Starbuck - calandryll 66. Harlequin - calandryll 67. Chloe - bump_fn 68. Charlie The Cat - SickZip 69. cat - Jon Joe DAILY TOTE BOARD: about $735 more or less/give or take + the 45 or so bux the nice persons spent on ads. And at least 15 more bux from av changes on Piggy Smalls. Whoever is doing that, great work! StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:If we can fuel the jury-rigged dreams of some slack-jawed yokel from Reform, Alabama then surely this gay forum can remain reanimated at worst. gently caress Yeah! We've raised almost enough to pay for Lowtax's souvenir engraved bedpan! gently caress this stupid country's hosed up health care system! Let me know if you even bother to read the updates! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8 Open campaign is heating up (like ur mom) and I'll accept late nominations until the first round of voting which will start Friday night 5/4. dee eight fucked around with this message at 18:40 on May 26, 2018 |
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 Anastasia! 1st_Panzer_Div. fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Mar 25, 2018 |
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can we nominate with a different SA purchase that isn't donation like an av change or plat cert because I'm not ready to give up my current donator tag edit: #4??? La Tigra aka "Tazzy"  https://i.imgur.com/3lTqXiW.png redm fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 09:54
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#3 Halley  
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redm posted:can we nominate with a different SA purchase that isn't donation like an av change or plat cert because I'm not ready to give up my current donator tag I'll accept that. Also, it appears that donation receipts display real names and not user names. I'll be a trusting soul and accept nominations on a word of honor that yeah I really did donate basis as long as I see the grimey drawer or whatever popsicle stick. This thread is about to turn into a bigger clusterfuck than I ever imagined it could be. dee eight fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 09:58
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You should probably get this pinned...
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#5 Penelope is in touch with the ground  She's on the hunt down  She's after you  Edit: Here's my proof of payment. I assure you that that email is mine 
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i went to china and had the best cat ever there (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i went to china and had the best cat ever there That's loving hilarious. THat's really the funniest thing I ever read on these forums. Holy poo poo you should do stand up. \/\/\/ gently caress off dee eight fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 19:19
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Jesus Christ. Cats suck dick from nose to tail. They spread brain memobybytes
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Sucking dick is great but I'm glad cats don't do it.
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I nominate all the cats from Roar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl9wL0HLm_E&t=560s If your cat isn't large enough to kill you you're nothing but a drat coward
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the use of the word "catte" paints you as mentally fragile, OP, but i wish you well in your quest to funnel money to the forums (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i went to china and had the best cat ever there Edgy stuff
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i ate a cat while visiting the country of china
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LordArgh posted:i ate a cat while visiting the country of china to clarify, it didn't have anything to do with chinese cuisine. i captured it in an alley
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I hereby nominate my little buddy Maxwell.  #6 Kerosene19 fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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I support the photos as well as the incoming piles of financial ill-gotten gains. Thanks cats. Thanks credit cards. Credcat cards.
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Koda! 7 
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this is felix right before he passed away best god drat cat i ever knew ooh one more i just found  a good solid grade a premium cat gently caress i miss this dude GET MY BELT SON fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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Over There posted:Koda! Americal Curl 
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 Three cats! Willow (8) is the chocolate in the foreground, Yori (9) is the torti in the middle and Mia (10) is the black fluffmonster in the back.  (Edit: I was pretty confidant in my girls winning, but seeing some of these other entrants, I'm not so sure. So many good cattes.) Section 9 fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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11 This is Miko, sometimes known as Princess Pizzaface:  She does not approve of your life choices.  She is also a fancy lady, thanks to forums goon and incredible artist Sharpest Crayon.  I have paid my dues: 
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I figure that I got my money's worth over the years. I can throw in a few bucks to help have Lowtax's herpetic anal lesions scraped off or whatever it is that is hilariously wrong with his gross butt hole... I have 3 cats but I'm nominating my poor dead Goomba too cause she was my best cat...  Also nominating Gumbo and Jappy. (Jappy is the skinny one).  And finally, Silly.  Edit... Goomba, 12 Gumbo, 13 Jappy, 14 Silly, 15 Grumbletron 4000 fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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So many questions from this photo, but I don't think I want the answers.
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This is Kiska (#16). She hates screen doors. I have prettier pictures of her but that one, I feel, best defines her. 
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GET MY BELT SON posted:this is felix right before he passed away He looks a lot like my favorite cat, Midas, so I'm instantly enamored with him. Except he has bigger ears. Midas is the most affectionate and well behaved cat I've personally encountered, and I will be devastated when he passes. Luckily he's only about 3 years old right now. I hope he lives to be a healthy 20 year old cat
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Butterscotch joins the fray! And hey, number 17 works as that's pretty close to his current weight! A picture from the... not-so-salad-days of scootchness. Plenty of "After" pictures to follow! 
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Chili posted:Butterscotch joins the fray! And hey, number 17 works as that's pretty close to his current weight! Isn’t that sorta bad to over feed your cat that much?
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When you say you're still not sure of deadlines, are you at least considering a fortnight time-frame? Have a definite candidate in mind, but he's not my cat... I need to negotiate permissions... and wait for my splurge budget to top-up.
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Piggy Smalls posted:Isn’t that sorta bad to over feed your cat that much? Man I just had an obese outside cat die today at 5.5 years old while her sister is fine and the other couple of cats that are older than her are fine so going with yes  . She would hoover up the other cats scraps and sleep all day before anyone asks why she was obese yet outside
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Blue Train posted:Man I just had an obese outside cat die today at 5.5 years old while her sister is fine and the other couple of cats that are older than her are fine so going with yes Well over feeding any pet is not very nice to the pet. A lot of health issues when you or your pet are obese.
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My cat is 14 years old and weighs 22 lbs.
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Cable Guy posted:When you say you're still not sure of deadlines, are you at least considering a fortnight time-frame? Have a definite candidate in mind, but he's not my cat... I need to negotiate permissions... and wait for my splurge budget to top-up. Yeah a couple weeks sounds okay to me, maybe more if the thread doesn't implode from shitposts first. The whole point of this is to throw money at Lowtax's skeleton and get good cat pictures. If it takes time, then it takes time.
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EDIT: I donated $15 to nominate my two cats but don't see my username anywhere in the email receipts to post... Alright, I'm throwing my And what sweet cats they are. Here is my girl Regan, AKA Princess Chunkstyle.   And this big lummox is my boy Wiz AKA Weezy AKA Special Agent Dale Cooper.  
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