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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I'm just imagining having to perform surgery on myself like in a survival situation where there's no anasthetic and I'm digging around in my belly with a pair of duckbilled pliers, and it's wigging me right the gently caress out. Lol. Go home James Franco
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cis autodrag posted:Lol. Go home James Franco I can't. Seth is waiting for me. He just keeps chuckling in a self-deprecating way and wanting me to smoke a joint with him. I have to stay in this thread. Stories don't end here. It's safe.
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Blind Sally posted:Sue Zerain This is good.
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200 new posts did the book come out or Gurm die or get exposed a sex monster or something?
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IRQ posted:200 new posts did the book come out or Gurm die or get exposed a sex monster or something? Yes.
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cis autodrag posted:I'm going to do a drag piece set to Living Dead Girl where I mime performing surgery on myself with makeup and fake surgical instruments. Let's get married.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's get married. I'm gay married already, sorry bro
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IRQ posted:200 new posts did the book come out or Gurm die or get exposed a sex monster or something? It's finally here
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cis autodrag posted:I'm gay married already, sorry bro You just talked yourself out of an odd loveless marriage based on an internet post buddy! 
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Solice Kirsk posted:You just talked yourself out of an odd loveless marriage based on an internet post buddy!  Better to have love and lost....
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Is Penny Stectomy any good or too on the nose?
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TK-42-1 posted:Is Penny Stectomy any good or too on the nose? right on the head
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cis autodrag posted:I'm going to do a drag piece set to Living Dead Girl where I mime performing surgery on myself with makeup and fake surgical instruments. I would watch that. Do it in LA so we can go to the show.
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Errant Gin Monks posted:I would watch that. Do it in LA so we can go to the show. Lol. I'm still learning to sew so I have a notebook full of bits to do once I feel properly prepared. LA is kinda far though...
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I tried to forget about this thread but I just remembered it, and my main question is whether or not the new book is out yet? TIA
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Iron Lung posted:I tried to forget about this thread but I just remembered it, and my main question is whether or not the new book is out yet? TIA This is gonna take a while to explain, but basically 
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Iron Lung posted:I tried to forget about this thread but I just remembered it, and my main question is whether or not the new book is out yet? TIA No but while you're here what's your drag name
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Would Jenny Italia be acceptable? I’d take that one if I had to choose
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Jenny of Lost Stones.
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:Would Jenny Italia be acceptable? I’d take that one if I had to choose Jen Italia is TOP TIER
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esperterra posted:Jen Italia is Yeah that owns
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You would have to be the biggest Guido bitch possible, though. Like Snooki times a billion.
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Hoop earrings the size of the sun!
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I still believe there will be something called "The Winds of Winter" poo poo out by the publisher just in time for the final season in a year. It will be 75% complete without a real ending, and considering that the first 33% will be stuff that was cut from ADOD, it will effectively be 50% of a new book. That's it though, there will be nothing after that.
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When the seas run with dust and the sun is an angry lambent welt in an encarnadine sky, only then will A Song of Ice and Fire finish.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I still believe there will be something called "The Winds of Winter" poo poo out by the publisher just in time for the final season in a year. It will be 75% complete without a real ending, and considering that the first 33% will be stuff that was cut from ADOD, it will effectively be 50% of a new book. That's it though, there will be nothing after that. yeah I think this is what we will see released before the end of the Show. but that might even be wishful thinking. I used to think his publisher would ship something _no matter what_ before the show ended, but I'm not as sure now. Part of me thinks we are still 2-3 years out on the next book ( assuming his normal writing schedule - maybe even worse considering his distractions) . And of course part of me knows he'll die before then. kcroy fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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I think the show handled the Dorne problem very elegantly. Just kill everyone off and drop the entire region and it's influence from the story.
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I really do wonder how much power his publisher has over him at this point. It was a different situation before the show, obviously, when he was selling waterlogged copies of old books that he still had in his garage online. I wonder if now he just has so much money from so many sources that they're just a blip on his radar and they know it.
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Max posted:I really do wonder how much power his publisher has over him at this point. It was a different situation before the show, obviously, when he was selling waterlogged copies of old books that he still had in his garage online. I wonder if now he just has so much money from so many sources that they're just a blip on his radar and they know it. 1. Books 1-3 drop in quick succession. He had no hype with the first one. Appreciation and critical success really started to swell by Book 3. 2. Having finished the main story he seemed to actually want to tell (Tyrion has Daddy issues), he wanted to reset the board with a time jump....But made the classic blunder every other fantasy author makes and foregoes telling a story in lieu of making everything "make sense." 3. Having become a critical and commercial darling, his publishers made the classic blunder handlers sometimes make and gave GRRM way too long a leash . They didn't insist on an editor to tell him "We only need two chapters on Brienne. We only need three chapters on Cersei. Why is Bran still so far from his destination? Give me your broad strokes outlines so we can figure out who to focus on and who to scale back." 4. They realized their mistake when the show was due in a few years, Book 5 was four years past its promised date, and by the time the show was set to premiere to massive hype the new book didn't even have a finished ending. 5. The show was a hit, GRRM got an avalanche of cultural blowjobs from the new fandom, and hasn't needed the book money so he has even less incentive to work on them. 6. The world has slowly woken up to the realization that GRRM is a fat, lazy boob, but it's far too late. 7. GRRM runs out of easy money and actually buckles down to finish the books? Haha no. He's gonna go to conventions and eat unhealthy things until he has a heart attack in some Holiday Inn Suite in Washington State.
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We all saw this coming, but there used to be a cottage industry of horse race pieces on various news outlets eagerly speculating on when and how GRRM was going to be able to possibly finish the last two books before the show bigfooted him. Those instantly dried up the moment the Night King showed up on screen for the first time because people suddenly got it: "if" instantly became "did". The show did beat him to it and everything from that moment on, even though there was still like chunks of Feast and Dance left to get through on screen, was officially in post-GRRM territory. It wasn't long after that that GRRM publicly said "Yes, I've told D&D all the big plot points and how I picture things ending," with the stated reason at the time of "in case I get hit by a truck and can't write the last two books" actually being a cover for "so they can finish it on their own."
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I wonder what the conversation between him and that weenis who wrote "Ready Player One" was like.
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mind the walrus posted:I wonder what the conversation between him and that weenis who wrote "Ready Player One" was like. lmfao maybe he will ghostwrite grrms next book
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mind the walrus posted:I wonder what the conversation between him and that weenis who wrote "Ready Player One" was like. "So George... Do you remember the 80s?" "*sigh* Ernie..." "Yeah, George?" "Get out." "...But it's my car."
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