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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/royals/2018/03/08/kansas-city-royals-anti-pornography-seminar-players-spring-training/407295002/

The Kansas City Royals are taking a stand against pornography. The team hosted a seminar for minor-league players last week with the assistance of anti-porn group "Fight the New Drug."

"Fight the New Drug" co-founder Clay Olsen spoke to the players at spring training in Surprise, Ariz., and the non-profit organization posted photos to Instagram of players attending the workshop. “We’re inspired that they’re stepping up to the plate,” the post read. "Fight the New Drug" describes itself as a group focused on “raising awareness on (porn’s) harmful effects using only science, facts, and personal accounts.” The group states that it is not religiously affiliated.

Royals vice president of communications and broadcasting Mike Swanson told USA TODAY Sports by phone that the seminar was mainly for "impressionable" minor-league players, and that the pornography discussion was just one part of the off-the-field education the team provides to players. Swanson added that general manager Dayton Moore is passionate about the issue, and the goal is for players to be zeroed in on their performance for games.

Moore has previously expressed concerns about pornography addiction. Last August, days after pitcher Danny Duffy was cited for DUI, Moore discussed "leadership" activities the club provided to players.

“We talk about pornography, and the effects of what that does to the minds of players and the distractions, and how that leads to abuse of — domestic abuse — to abuse of women,” Moore told reporters at a news conference last year.







I think this is a real good idea. Athletes are supposed to be role models for are children, but far too often in recent years scandals have revealed them to be degenerates.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Don't tell them about the extremely niche fetish thread

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Tell them about the extremely niche fetish thread

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I got a blow-job under the right field Bleachers, by the Yankee Bull pen. It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn’t gently caress at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don’t ask me, I’m no cock-sucker.

Signed: Mickey Mantle,

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Just lol waking up everyday and telling yourself you do something for a living, and then going to work at the anti-Porn nonprofit. Billy Graham-tier snake oil right there. Clay Olsen sounds like a prime candidate to suck my dick on camera.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Im all for this, infact, sports players shouldnt even be allowed to masturbate for at least 2 weeks leading up to a game, that way they got big honkin boners the whole time they're on the field. Maybe if they do this people will start giving a poo poo about baseball again

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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I hope they don't discover VR porn. :ohdear:

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm Dayton Moore, passionate about pornography discussion.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

So what I'm hearing is don't choke up on the bat

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
baseball sucks rear end

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Blockade posted:

Im all for this, infact, sports players shouldnt even be allowed to masturbate for at least 2 weeks leading up to a game, that way they got big honkin boners the whole time they're on the field. Maybe if they do this people will start giving a poo poo about baseball again

What about if the players have to hit the ball with their erect penis? Then, get this, at each base the batter gets their dick sucked by the baseman for exactly 60 seconds.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Imagine giving a presentation on the dangers of porn to a room full of grown rear end men

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

how that leads to abuse of — domestic abuse — to abuse of women,” Moore told reporters at a news conference last year.[/i]

My favorite part of the anti-porn crusade is how aggressively misogynistic it is for really no reason, males are the victim of domestic abuse at rates not that far off from women and there is a lot of evidence to suspect that male domestic abuse victims seriously underreport. Also women watch pornography, they also produce and willfully star in it. It's always the women that are portrayed as victims but there are a lot of men that perform in porn, also it sets aside the whole gay male porn side which is quite large, oh, and a lot of women also watch gay male porn.

I have no doubt that there are many troubling aspects of the porn industry, gay and straight but the anti-porn crusade seems to exclusively focus on the idea that women are universally too dumb and fragile to appear in porn thus we must get rid of all porn.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Woah, NWS that poo poo, you degenerate. There could be baseball players watching.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
That knit costume matches the Royals colors so I'm just going to assume it's their new mascot.


His name is Chubby.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
When is GBS going to hold it’s anti pornograpy/abstinence summit? We need help and we need it soon.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Imagine being an adult human being and your employer forcing you to sit through a "don't jack off" seminar.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

bloom posted:

Imagine being an adult human being and your employer forcing you to sit through a "don't jack off" seminar.

Well those hot baseball players need to learn to appreciate "realistic bodies" and not the fake kind that appear in porn or on the beach or at the gym

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

freshman year my school hosted a debate between Ron Jeremy and some hip youth pastor re: whether pornography is good or bad. The audience stayed settled for maaaybe ten minutes before just absolutely whoopin it up, I'm talking a real live hoopla, up every time Ron mentioned his line of work.

The pastor had to stand there for 60 minutes and grin politely from the lectern while a convention hall's worth of stupid college kids cheered and chanted in the name of porn

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bloom posted:

Imagine being an adult human being and your employer forcing you to sit through a "don't jack off" seminar.


it doesn't say whether they're still allowed to jack off without watching porn

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

more

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

it doesn't say whether they're still allowed to jack off without watching porn

If the whole seminar is just them watching the Pocahontas scene from Generation Kill over and over again then I'm cool with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FYt0N05wY0

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Monarchy has no place in the 21st century.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

i bet kings jerked off, like, all the time

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

I got a blow-job under the right field Bleachers, by the Yankee Bull pen.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i bet kings jerked off, like, all the time


it's good to be the king

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i bet kings jerked off, like, all the time

If you are a king can you command your subjects to have sex with you whenever you want? What a crazy time to be alive!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l

Grevling posted:

Monarchy has no place in the 21st century.


dont masturbate /

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Their time would be better spent practicing baseball instead of practicing not jerking off IMO

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Ein cooler Typ posted:



“We talk about pornography, and the effects of what that does to the minds of players and the distractions, and how that leads to abuse of — domestic abuse — to abuse of women,” Moore told reporters at a news conference last year.


I have watched pornography and don't beat my wife. Am I watching the wrong pornography? :confused:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Sand Dan posted:


dont masturbate /

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArQNEqZjAY

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you whack it in the shower, you can't whack it (the ball) on the field

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
lmao gently caress the royals. so hard. eric hosmer is a lil bitch.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hosmer went to San Diego

he probably didn't want to go to the anti-porn meetings

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Hosmer went to San Diego

he probably didn't want to go to the anti-porn meetings

yeah i know but that greasy little weasel is still a royal until opening day imo

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Much like the singer Lorde; I will never be a Royal (jerk dick to hot porn 4 eva!!)

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I think this is a real good idea. Athletes are supposed to be role models for are children, but far too often in recent years scandals have revealed them to be degenerates.

if your kids think of athletes as role models you have failed as a parent and both deserve the guillotine

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
that said football is cool as hell and athletes are amazing (i'd suck matt staffords dick) but they're just not role models

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