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this thread is for goons who have kids, no matter where they are. how are they? do you love them? do they love you back? what's being a parent like, certainly a regret? maybe a joy?   
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You're really working hard on GBS.xlsx huh?
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Mar 12, 2018 17:54
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they're retarded
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Mar 12, 2018 17:57
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My kids are a right pain in the rear end.
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Mar 12, 2018 18:01
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well i dropped them off at the pool a little while ago, not sure what happens after that
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Mar 12, 2018 18:02
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givepatajob posted:My kids are a right pain in the rear end. well, keep at it. parenting has its intangible awards for every suffering it inflicts on parents.
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Mar 12, 2018 18:03
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Fututor Magnus posted:well, keep at it. parenting has its intangible awards for every suffering it inflicts on parents. No it doesn't. People who say that parenting pays off in some way are just trying to spread around their own misery.
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Mar 12, 2018 18:04
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I don't have kids, op 
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Mar 12, 2018 18:28
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Fututor Magnus posted:this thread is for goons who have kids, no matter where they are. how are they? do you love them? do they love you back? Look at this worthless human who thinks nurturing the future of our species is a chore.
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Mar 12, 2018 18:29
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~*dEmOgRaPhIcS*~
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Mar 12, 2018 18:33
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i have a 17 year old who is an rear end in a top hat and a 3.5 year old who is a bigger rear end in a top hat
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Mar 12, 2018 18:42
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Haha I dont have kids and I posted in your thread
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Mar 12, 2018 18:43
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Dying by the millions in Kleenex after Kleenex.
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Mar 12, 2018 18:47
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Still in my balls, OP And there they shall stay
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Mar 12, 2018 18:50
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I'll check with your mother when I get home
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Mar 12, 2018 18:55
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Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:You're really working hard on GBS.xlsx huh?
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Mar 12, 2018 19:29
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Kids are cool
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Mar 12, 2018 19:29
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<sweats nervously> Alive, hahah. Definitley alive.
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Mar 12, 2018 19:32
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Barudak posted:<sweats nervously> Alive, hahah. Definitley alive. well you can never be sure with those rascals. i mean, who's to say what crazy coincidences could have befallen anybody? life is strange and mysterious indeed!
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Mar 12, 2018 20:05
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They're doing great OP. I'm taking the family to Orlando for spring break. I think the kids will really enjoy it.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:10
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They've taken a keen interest in knife fighting lately and I'm not sure if this is something to be encouraged.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:14
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1gnoirents posted:Haha I dont have kids and I posted in your thread Owned, bitch.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:17
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Belligerent and numerous.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:21
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i might have one, idk. i hit it raw like once per her suggestion, so i might actually just have an std which is basically a kid, right?
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Mar 12, 2018 20:22
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My little fella Oliver is doing really good and number 2 is almost half cooked now, due date of August 16th. Here's my little man he just got his first haircut on Saturday and we had a nice visit with my mom and her dog this weekend 
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Mar 12, 2018 20:38
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They're good. Still in my balls and my wife's ovaries. But good.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:42
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Not born yet/I don't know about them.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:44
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Chewy, unless they are marinated in kosher salt 
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Mar 12, 2018 20:49
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they're p great i love them all, even when they're being shits
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Mar 12, 2018 20:53
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Busy trying to figure out how the keepsake items I left them will help them in their travels through Tirna, a mystic land where dreams are reality
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Mar 12, 2018 20:57
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Brand new.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:59
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Barudak posted:Busy trying to figure out how the keepsake items I left them will help them in their travels through Tirna, a mystic land where dreams are reality What's the cryptic riddle you're leaving them? That's what's really important.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:59
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Who What Now posted:They're good. Still in my balls and my wife's ovaries. But good. What a coincidence! My kids are waiting in your wife's ovaries, too.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:02
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they doin ok
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Mar 12, 2018 21:05
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get that OUT of my face posted:don't be a dick, Pick's the goon running that and you know it [dennis from always sunny voice] keeping an xlsx makes no sense, what would you call the columns? Fact 1? Fact 2? and so on? Wouldn't a bulleted list of factiods + basic biographical info in a common template filled in over time work better? and that's a proprietary format - a .txt will last forever. You haven't put ANY thought into this have you?!!?
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Mar 12, 2018 21:09
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No kids. But I deal with the pain by having numerous hobbies and international travel.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:20
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fist4jesus posted:No kids. But I deal with the pain by having numerous hobbies and international travel. That's fine I was poor even before having kids it didn't really make me any more poor thanks to Canada's social services systems being good
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Mar 12, 2018 21:20
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My daughter just turned 6 yesterday. She had a science birthday and we wore lab coats. She's the only good thing I've contributed to the world.
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My kid is pretty great. She can be irrational but she is 3. She is kind and very empathetic. Recently, she discovered the concept of death and is pretty bummed about the idea of her mom and me getting old.
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