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http://www.scientology.tv/quote:the network will feature original series such as Meet a Scientologist, Voices for Humanity and L. Ron Hubbard: In His Own Voice. It will also offer a selection of “Scientology Principles” films, which explain “Basic Scientology Technology.” https://twitter.com/Scientology/status/973280793790468098 Let's speculate on what this will/won't be. Only minutes to go!
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Will Tom Cruise have a TV series? I'd watch the gently caress out of that.
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Mar 13, 2018 00:22
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Seems like this idea is too little too late. 
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Mar 13, 2018 00:26
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Seems a bit clam baked
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Mar 13, 2018 00:27
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Does Scientology make money anymore? It seems like anyone wealthy enough for them to really exploit is either already a member or has heard a million horror stories and will never fall in with them.
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Mar 13, 2018 00:27
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All hail Xenu.
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Mar 13, 2018 00:29
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probably good background tv
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Mar 13, 2018 00:35
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I hope its like some of the leaked videos that have popped up online. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF1tPlgctss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lkhc9YyZ2c There were more but they seem to have been scrubbed. So many new words, acronyms and phrases to learn!
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Mar 13, 2018 00:39
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I wonder if they will discuss Scientology as it relates to lovely dumb business practices. I worked for a Scientologist who tried to send office staff to brainwashing camp in California, ama
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Mar 13, 2018 00:40
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Ardemia posted:I wonder if they will discuss Scientology as it relates to lovely dumb business practices. how was camp?
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Mar 13, 2018 00:43
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Bull & Bait - they're security guards
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Mar 13, 2018 00:46
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Hector Beerlioz posted:how was camp? I did not go and resigned employment there before I was supposed to go to camp. A childhood friend that worked there went to the camp, and it hosed his mind up. Imagine a big, lovely cult indoctrination layer cake with a frosting of sales/marketing advice. Now imagine you are eating that cake for four days straight a la treehouse of horror where Homer eats donuts in hell all day.
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Mar 13, 2018 00:50
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seems kind of behind the times. maybe they should try a youtube channel. as if i'm watching TV lol, try again L Ron Hubbard
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Mar 13, 2018 00:53
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To be fair talking advice on making money from the people who scam rich people out of their money would probably be good if you were getting real advice and not being scammed
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Mar 13, 2018 00:55
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SeXReX posted:To be fair talking advice on making money from the people who scam rich people out of their money would probably be good if you were getting real advice and not being scammed Their "business training" basically puts your business at the second tier of a pyramid scheme, with your customers functioning as the lowest level tier. The scammers scam you into scamming customers, basically.
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Mar 13, 2018 00:59
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we are LIVE baby
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Mar 13, 2018 01:06
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it's so easy to join!
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Mar 13, 2018 01:07
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I've seen some leaked Scientology material and Hubbard is the gooniest motherfucker. The way he speaks is hilarious.
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Mar 13, 2018 01:15
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Are they gonna have a Neopets cartoon
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Mar 13, 2018 01:17
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They are down to around 100k cultists internationally
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Mar 13, 2018 01:21
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this is least weird thing to come out of the year yet so idgaf
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Mar 13, 2018 01:22
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Ardemia posted:Their "business training" basically puts your business at the second tier of a pyramid scheme, with your customers functioning as the lowest level tier. That's just the basic concept of capitalism though?
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Mar 13, 2018 01:24
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is it possible to watch without having to download a scientology app to my phone
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Mar 13, 2018 01:25
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rear end cobra posted:is it possible to watch without having to download a scientology app to my phone click the link in the op
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Mar 13, 2018 01:26
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Hector Beerlioz posted:click the link in the op lol i thought it was just like a video background thing
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Mar 13, 2018 01:28
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i heard tom cruise left the church of scientology. it was exploding and he was running away real fast and then leaping above the camera to safety.
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Mar 13, 2018 01:35
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Have any of you ever actually met a Scientologist in real life? I mean actually met them and spoke to them socially, not just been handed a pamphlet on the street etc. What are they like? Are they as nutty as I would expect them to be? Are they as glass eyed and vacant as they seem on TV? Did they try and recruit you into their cult? (remember I am asking about meeting a Scientologist, not just being accosted on the street with a Dianetics book.)
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Mar 13, 2018 01:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtPJo5zg464 this is on US Netflix, watch it it's good
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Mar 13, 2018 01:43
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i took their poersonality quiz (fake answers) at their office across from the vancouver film school they were salty i didnt want to buy anything. when i told them i didn't have my wallet they offered to drive me to my hotel to grab it (WTF). i told them i'd be back another day and asked to use the bathroom, upper decked the toilet, then booked it
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Mar 13, 2018 01:43
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They should show this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyNh1j3dsp8
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Mar 13, 2018 01:55
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the e meter told me i was gay, off the charts gay
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Mar 13, 2018 02:04
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Caganer posted:i took their poersonality quiz (fake answers) at their office across from the vancouver film school they were salty i didnt want to buy anything. when i told them i didn't have my wallet they offered to drive me to my hotel to grab it (WTF). you fool, now they have your dna.
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Mar 13, 2018 02:13
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I don't even own a TV
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Mar 13, 2018 02:20
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Labes for days posted:Are they gonna have a Neopets cartoon
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Mar 13, 2018 02:22
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Jose Oquendo posted:Will Tom Cruise have a TV series? I'd watch the gently caress out of that. I've honestly started to suspect that Tom Cruise is just a sci-fi fanatic nerd to the point that he believes in space alien religions more than the religion making him go crazy. I'm kind of OK with that.
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SeXReX posted:That's just the basic concept of capitalism though? lol very true. This was even more extra. They would encourage you to raise your prices 50% across the board. Why? "Higher prices give an air of exclusivity and quality." This is without changing the quality of your product, or offering any extra services. Keep in mind this course cost thousands of dollars for the owner and then several thousand per employee. You get a referral discount for sending more people/employees to them. You can use these discounts on additional specialized training through them, which in turn would cost even more money. They also encouraged staying within their umbrella of "known" companies (companies that had paid for Scientology training or were actively ran and staffed by Scientologists) who would turn around and gouge you the same way you gouged your customers. Want a website redo? That 1000 dollar rework just went up to 3000 because you both attended the same hosed up cult indoctrination. There's also internal documents that will disclose to a business owner if a similar business has already undergone the program. In my case, this meant that we would send work to a different shop across town when we were at capacity and they would do the same. Pretty much an informal noncompetition and price fixing scheme, but I'll leave that for lawyers to argue about. If you want to dive down the google rabbit hole on this poo poo, google Management Success complaints. You can play the fun game of spotting the shills/Scientologists giving rebuttal. Bonus points if you find out the gigantic umbrella of companies Scientology has doing this same thing for dozens of industries. There's levels to this poo poo, man. I wish i had a copy of their Weekly Sales Improvement Planning Sheet. Its the dumbest poo poo ever Colonel Cancer posted:I've seen some leaked Scientology material and Hubbard is the gooniest motherfucker. The way he speaks is hilarious. This is so loving true! My favorite is his use of the words "technology" and "ethics". The dumb motherfucker threw those around like he had just read them in the dictionary that day and wanted everyone to know he knew those words, despite having to make up his own definitions for them to match his ridiculous usage of them. Also the dude on camera is seriously like some goon talking during a goonmeet video or some poo poo. If you want to spot a Scientologist out in the field, pay attention to how they use the terms ethics and technology. If they are using some wackadoo definition for either watch the gently caress out.
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Mar 13, 2018 02:52
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My review: it's weird and boring. Very boring.
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Mar 13, 2018 03:22
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Ardemia posted:Entheta!! I am writing a knowledge report on you! So entheta!
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My dad told me this story last year: Just after I was born, one of my dad's college buddies randomly turned up at our house. He had a motorcycle with a couple of huge saddlebags tied to it and a backpack, and that was it. He hung out for two days, and left in the early, early morning of the third. At noon on the third day, two FBI agents arrived at our house and one detained my parents and I (like, I was literally 5 months old so I don't remember any of this poo poo) in the kitchen, and the other one ransacked our house. They asked my parents about the guy who was staying with us, and repeatedly asked about a large video tape. In the mid seventies, this was uncommon, and my parents swore up and down they never saw anything like that. The FBI agents left, but my dad swears up and down that he saw one of the guys a few days later at the grocery store. Ten years passed. My parents split up, and my dad moved out of state. He reconnected with several of his college buddies, and they had an informal reunion. The guy who stayed with us those three days showed up, and dad got pissy with him about the FBI visit. The guy explained he had been involved with the Church of Scientology, and he and a few other members had broken into a Federal building to steal records, and this guy had bee given a video camera (the really big ones you see on-location news guys using) to film the break-in. They were discovered, and all but two of the Scientologists involved were caught. This guy got away, but he had to ditch the camera, but he kept the tape. He went on the run, hung out at our place for three days with the tape hidden under the mattress of my crib, then left. He made his way north, but got nabbed just outside of Canada, and turned State's evidence to get a really light sentence. My dad thought that this guy was making poo poo up this whole time, until I explained that the events he was describing were almost certainly part of Operation Snow White, where Scientologists tried to steal their own Federal files for the church's suspicious activities. My dad still doesn't believe any of it. Anyway, that's my Scientology story. I think they're all either duped or scum, depending on how high up they are.
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When I was a little kid they would play the Dianetics commercial on TV and I was VERY intrigued.
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