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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Somebody is leaving package bombs outside people's homes in Austin Texas. One exploded back on March 2nd and two exploded today. The attacks have residents on edge, leading some to stand a foot away from boxes they find and gingerly poke at them with sticks. So far the victims seem to just be ordinary people and not connected to any particular industry or political cause or anything like that. They are all minorities, so there's that.

So that's some poo poo huh? What do you guys think?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
New call of duty promotion is getting out of hand

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*eagerly awaits the manifesto*

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Good people on both sides

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Somebody is leaving package bombs outside people's homes in Austin Texas. One exploded back on March 2nd and two exploded today. The attacks have residents on edge, leading some to stand a foot away from boxes they find and gingerly poke at them with sticks. So far the victims seem to just be ordinary people and not connected to any particular industry or political cause or anything like that. They are all minorities, so there's that.

So that's some poo poo huh? What do you guys think?

maybe if you think something's a bomb, don't touch it at all - not even with a stick

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Looks like someone watched Ready Player One at SXSW

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Caganer posted:

maybe if you think something's a bomb, don't touch it at all - not even with a stick

If we cant poke poo poo with sticks, the terrorists have truly won

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Pretty rude thing to do imo

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
SXSW gets wilder every year!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i would prefer not to be blown up if that's possible.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Caganer posted:

maybe if you think something's a bomb, don't touch it at all - not even with a stick
At least throw some rocks or a baby at it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Khorne posted:

At least throw some rocks or a baby at it.

Just strap toddlers to your body as human armor. :baby:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i bet it's that kid who made a "clock" for a school project

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
they claimed it's a racial thing, but is this mostly happening in East Austin? Hipsters aside that's still a diverse area.

Conspiracy theory: develop driving out old tenants to be able to raise rent

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

quote:

The March 2 blast that killed House was reported about 6:55 a.m. in the 1000 block of Haverford Drive. It was first regarded as an isolated incident, but police now classify it as a homicide.

i'm convinced that most people have no loving clue how the word 'but' is supposed to be used.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
what are you, the but police?

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Novo posted:

what are you, the but police?

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Caganer posted:

they claimed it's a racial thing, but is this mostly happening in East Austin? Hipsters aside that's still a diverse area.

Conspiracy theory: develop driving out old tenants to be able to raise rent

Na they are spread out. I dont think they claimed its a rece thing yet but so far 2 black guys and a hispanic woman and thats all they really have to go on.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hell Yeah posted:

i would prefer not to be blown up if that's possible.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Someone is blowing people in Austin?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Ted cruz is out for revenge. Folks got too close finding out his past.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
id bomb Baltimore instead

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The bomber was trying to kill Griffin McElroy but keeps getting the address wrong

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


numberoneposter posted:

*eagerly awaits the manifesto*

Yo we haven't seen a good manifesto in ages, man :(

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Yeah this is gonna be a huge loving letdown if there's no manifesto attached

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Who What Now posted:

The bomber was trying to kill Griffin McElroy but keeps getting the address wrong

Niiiiick!!! I can't believe you've done this!!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

poopnanners posted:

Pretty rude thing to do imo

Cute av/post combo.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Watch Trump start a war!!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

amazon primes new service working as intended

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Maldoror posted:

you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

Wait wait wait

But what if this package was dropped by a drone

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Maldoror posted:

you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

wow... computer guided missiles have been around for longer than most people have been alive. That's a sobering thought.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
if they put an Atari and ready player one logo in it they’d be doing holy work

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





That's just Amazon's drone delivery fleet's way revolting.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
i swear there was more news when someone shot a gun in the air on 6th st a few years back

also i cant wait for the forensic files: sxsw edition when the trial etc are over

[eerie documentary music plays]

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Maldoror posted:

you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

Just avoid any place that’s crowded. Porn shops, crack houses, titty bars, and gangbangs.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

veiled boner fuel posted:

Just avoid any place that’s crowded. Porn shops, crack houses, titty bars, and gangbangs.

Sure, just take away all of my fun...

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

thank goodness it's only austin

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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
they better stay the gently caress away from the drafthouse :mad:

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