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The founder of Wal*Mart was named Walton Mart.
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See also: Sam's Club. vvv I never knew my son. I'll be your papa. Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Mar 9, 2018 |
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Mar 9, 2018 18:13
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My dad went to college with Jeremy Seveneleven. Yeah, that Jeremy Seveneleven. I never knew my dad. 
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Mar 9, 2018 18:23
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Shrapnig posted:The founder of Taco Bell was named Glen Bell. I see some other goon know what’s up and is watching David Chang’s new show on Netflix.
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Mar 9, 2018 19:00
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The founder of Burger King was named Leroy.
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Mar 9, 2018 20:13
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Besesoth posted:The founder of Burger King was named Leroy. clever
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Mar 9, 2018 22:12
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I went to high school with the heir-to-be of his family’s cat food empire. He was super modest and drove some busted 80s Toyota truck. You wouldn’t know he was worth billions until you noticed his name was Jeremy Meow-Mix.
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Mar 9, 2018 22:48
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SLOSifl posted:I went to high school with the heir-to-be of his family’s cat food empire. He was super modest and drove some busted 80s Toyota truck. You wouldn’t know he was worth billions until you noticed his name was Jeremy Meow-Mix. Literally the same first name on your obvious Brand Name as a Surname joke that I already made that no one responded to. Refresh the page before posting, I guess.
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Mar 9, 2018 23:33
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Literally the same first name on your obvious Brand Name as a Surname joke that I already made that no one responded to. Refresh the page before posting, I guess. It was a good post I chortled irl when I moused over the spoiler
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purple death ray posted:It was a good post I chortled irl when I moused over the spoiler 
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Mar 9, 2018 23:39
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It' sjust a pobpular heir name.
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Mar 9, 2018 23:39
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Literally the same first name on your obvious Brand Name as a Surname joke that I already made that no one responded to. Refresh the page before posting, I guess.
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Mar 10, 2018 04:21
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Bob Slimjim got super drunk and ran out on a check when I waited tables.
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Mar 10, 2018 04:30
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SLOSifl posted:Alright always happy to take advice on posting. Gonna try that. When I see it quoted, it looks more hostile than I meant it to. You put more backstory into your post, I liked it.
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Mar 10, 2018 04:48
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:When I see it quoted, it looks more hostile than I meant it to. You put more backstory into your post, I liked it.
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Mar 10, 2018 05:21
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The Dandy Warhols's name is from, obviously in hindsight, Andy Warhol. More like I'd never bothered to notice it before because I only know that one song from them, so it wasn't as shocking as finally getting the Beatles pun a while back (probably from here?). I immediately wondered if Andy Warhol could be described as bohemian but I can't tell because I just get results about the song.
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Mar 10, 2018 07:00
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SLOSifl posted:Alright always happy to take advice on posting. Gonna try that. I always admire this strategy. It’s hard to go at someone who takes it all as constructive criticism
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Mar 10, 2018 07:30
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uvar posted:The Dandy Warhols's name is from, obviously in hindsight, Andy Warhol. More like I'd never bothered to notice it before because I only know that one song from them, so it wasn't as shocking as finally getting the Beatles pun a while back (probably from here?). What?
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Being bohemian was like being a 19th-century hipster, it wasn't the same as being a dandy. e: disregard, I misinterpreted the post, apparently it's a song.
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Mar 10, 2018 13:35
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uvar posted:The Dandy Warhols's name is from, obviously in hindsight, Andy Warhol. More like I'd never bothered to notice it before because I only know that one song from them, so it wasn't as shocking as finally getting the Beatles pun a while back (probably from here?). They’re really good. You should listen to more of them.
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Mar 10, 2018 14:58
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The saxomaphone was actually invented by a guy called Adolphe Saxoma. He also invented the saxomatromba, saxomahorn, and saxomatuba.
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Mar 10, 2018 19:41
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I don't know if you're just messing around or if it's a dialect thing for the instrument names or what but his name was Adolphe Sax and he invented the saxophone, saxhorn, saxtromba, and saxtuba.
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Mar 10, 2018 22:28
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Yeah around here (Springfield) they're named Saxamaphone etc
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Mar 10, 2018 23:27
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I just found out that you lot aren't very clever or funny.
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Mar 10, 2018 23:29
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JoelJoel posted:I just found out that you lot aren't very clever or funny. You're a slow learner.
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Mar 10, 2018 23:36
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Krankenstyle posted:Yeah around here (Springfield) they're named Saxamaphone etc Well Krankenstyle I got the joke, despite your delivery.
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Mar 11, 2018 00:58
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fruit on the bottom posted:Well Krankenstyle I got the joke, despite your delivery. I appreciate that, thank you. 
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Mar 11, 2018 02:03
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The aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, is localized entirely within my kitchen.
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Mar 11, 2018 21:36
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MariusLecter posted:The aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, is localized entirely within my kitchen. There's been a massive resurgence of that meme recently, and nothing has ever made me happier. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kbPcwDnqrOo https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM
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Mar 11, 2018 22:04
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MariusLecter posted:The aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, is localized entirely within my kitchen. May I see it?
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Mar 12, 2018 00:18
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Leavemywife posted:May I see it? No.
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Mar 12, 2018 03:50
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Krankenstyle posted:Yeah around here (Springfield) they're named Saxamaphone etc It's a regional dialect
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Mar 12, 2018 04:01
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I love that Mr. Bad Guy was yelling at SLOSifl for copying his "Obvious Brand Name as a Surname" joke after the Simpsons did it 27 years ago in the Flaming Moes episode. 
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Mar 12, 2018 06:20
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What if I am an actual Simpson?
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Mar 12, 2018 07:10
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SLOSifl posted:What if I am an actual Simpson? Condolences if you're from Springfield Oregon
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Mar 12, 2018 07:17
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syscall girl posted:Condolences if you're from Springfield Missouri
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Mar 12, 2018 08:58
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syscall girl posted:Condolences if you're from Springfield Illinois
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Mar 12, 2018 13:48
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syscall girl posted:Condolences if you're OJ's estranged progeny
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Mar 12, 2018 13:51
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I like Springfield, Oregon
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TIL that “judgment” (not “judgement”) is actually the correct spelling of the word (in American English) after our copywriter proofed something for me. Yes things change over time and accepted use cases etc I get it. I just didn’t even know judgment was on the table. It just looks wrong.
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