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Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

Can't wait to watch the Air Force collectively lose their minds over this.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Volcott posted:

Watch trump start a loving spacy.

I made a joke about this to a friend of mine, and he replied "I'm imagining Trump discovering emotions as someone kisses in front of him." Now I can't stop imagining that and I kind of want to die.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The headline is getting all the attention, but I would like to draw your attention to the tremendous photo.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DeusExCinema/status/973556159083884544

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Volcott posted:

Watch trump start a loving spacy.

I think he's too old to get in Spacey.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Do badass headlines go here too?

Famed physicist Stephen Hawking dies 55 years after being given 2 years to live

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Off by less than two orders of magnitude is pretty good for a theoretical physicist.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Double-posting for new:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/974069191157284864

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Green hair and good with swords? He managed to land an anime heroine and he pissed it all away!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
too bad she was more of a yandere than a tsundere

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

too bad she was more of a yandere than a tsundere

I will send no flowers to your virgin grave

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samuringa posted:

too bad she was more of a yandere than a tsundere

:frogout:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


definitely showing up to my day in court in my fresh new Mos Eisley couture

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pastry of the Year posted:

definitely showing up to my day in court in my fresh new Mos Eisley couture

Even skin heads cover their tattoos and grow their hair out for court. She's just too stupid to hide her bounty hunter roots.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Rough Lobster posted:

Green hair and good with swords? He managed to land an anime heroine and he pissed it all away!

If she was /good/ with a sword he'd be dead. Empirical evidence indicates that she is in fact bad with swords.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The Lone Badger posted:

If she was /good/ with a sword he'd be dead. Empirical evidence indicates that she is in fact bad with swords.

If she wants you to feel it you will. Deadly Little Emily.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Oklahoma mother will go to jail for marrying her daughter

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43418891

quote:

An Oklahoma mother who married her daughter after the pair "hit it off" has been sentenced to two years in prison.

Patricia Ann Spann, 45, pleaded guilty to the felony offence of incest and admitted wedding her biological daughter, Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, 26.

The mother lost custody of her children and reunited with her daughter in 2014.

The two married in March 2016 after same-sex marriage became legal in the state.

Investigators later discovered Patricia Ann Spann had previously wed her son.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fathis Munk posted:

Oklahoma mother will go to jail for marrying her daughter

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43418891

You know what


At least it wasn't further south

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Countdown to homophobes using this to roll back progress...

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
We told you about the slippery slope! Oh, wait, she had previously been arrested for marrying her son as well? Well, still, slippery slope!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/974306768556843013

Hell yeah, we're getting the Fantastic 4, it was about loving time.

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Countdown to homophobes using this to roll back progress...
They're two consenting adults, isn't that the same argument those people made?

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/419511002

quote:

Idaho teacher investigated after allegedly feeding live puppy to snapping turtle as students watched

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

SpacePig posted:

We told you about the slippery slope! Oh, wait, she had previously been arrested for marrying her son as well? Well, still, slippery slope!

Well, of course it's a slippery slope! I mean, if you let mothers marry their sons, they're going to marry their daughters sooner or later. What else are they gonna do, hang themselves?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
The Hard Times is satire.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:

Oklahoma mother will go to jail for marrying her daughter

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43418891

I like that they waited until same-sex marriage was legal before holding their wildly illegal wedding.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/974012503314370560

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




His reaction to almost being murdered for no reason: I ain't even mad

This dude is a zen master, possibly through rigorous video game training.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


“Guys, I know we’re about to go into the Molten Core and beat Ragnaros, but the girlfriend wants sex. Let me go tell her no, and I’ll be right back.”

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Who the hell can't solo Molten Core these days jesus

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I don't know any gamer that isn't also a constant masturbator. I'm not buying this guys excuse either.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

rodbeard posted:

I don't know any gamer that isn't also a constant masturbator. I'm not buying this guys excuse either.



It's a real part of the book.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Maybe it was a feeder puppy?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

I like that they waited until same-sex marriage was legal before holding their wildly illegal wedding.

Well, the mother had to marry and divorce the son first.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


US Senate candidate proposes arming homeless people with shotguns

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I vote for the Hobo with a Shotgun policy.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




chitoryu12 posted:

I vote for the Hobo with a Shotgun policy.

Same.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I see no downsides to this

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

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Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Fox is just loving with Disney at this point, right?


Okay sure buy us out, just let us make all this poo poo first

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