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Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Vern says that John Woo's Manhunt is good.

http://outlawvern.com/2018/03/15/manhunt/

I'm waiting until May to see it on Netflix.

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FancyMike
May 7, 2007

I thought Manhunt was pretty good. Nothing amazing and of course a far cry from Woo's better films, but still a fun time.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
While we're on Woo, has anyone done anything like his Red Cliff movies worth watching? I was rewatching them the other night, and I've been playing a lot of Total War, I'm in the mood for some cool battle scenes. I know there's a lot of Three Kingdoms movies, but most of them are long, and, due to Sturgeon's law, will be bad.


Tezcatlipoca posted:

That sequence about editing the two shots together to show the impact of the elbow is my everything.

What he didn't mention, and what I think makes most of Jackie Chan work, is how a huge number of his fights spend a fair amount of their time with Jackie moving. If he's fighting 20 guys, he'll create a whole bunch of distance first, and he just fights the first guy to catch up to him. Then, as the second guy catches up, he moves on, slowly whittling his opponents down. You end up with a scene where Jackie fights a small army, but you never wonder 'why didn't they all rush him?'

Which ties into the other thing, Chan gets that action is story. It needs structure, and its players need to act in a way that's consistent with their character and where their character is at. It's amazing how few film makers get this.

FancyMike
May 7, 2007

Snowman_McK posted:

While we're on Woo, has anyone done anything like his Red Cliff movies worth watching? I was rewatching them the other night, and I've been playing a lot of Total War, I'm in the mood for some cool battle scenes. I know there's a lot of Three Kingdoms movies, but most of them are long, and, due to Sturgeon's law, will be bad.

What is it specifically you are looking for more of? More Three Kingdoms set films? Just historical epics with good fights, or something really long that focuses on just one or two battles like that one?

The first thing one that comes to mind is Chang Cheh's The Heroic Ones. A few centuries later, but still historical and the action is really good. Also probably a good idea for any serious Woo fans to check out Chang, he was a huge influence. The version on amazon is unfortunately English dubbed only, but there is a blu-ray out with the original audio.

A little further off, but I'd say maybe just in the same ballpark if you want an epic with sweet fights (and some good song and dance) are the two Baahubali films. Very fun historical fantasy with some very large and spectacular battles. Lots of CG effects which aren't quite Hollywood level in looks but I love what was done with them.

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
I watched the bastardized Red Cliff version (two movies mashed together) and it was fun. Not particularly memorable, but not bad at all. I was a bit weirded out by their choice of casting Takeshi Kaneshiro as Zhuge Liang, but then I learned he's Taiwanese-Japanese anyway.

(I would like some Chinese war epics too)

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

FancyMike posted:

What is it specifically you are looking for more of? More Three Kingdoms set films? Just historical epics with good fights, or something really long that focuses on just one or two battles like that one?

The first thing one that comes to mind is Chang Cheh's The Heroic Ones. A few centuries later, but still historical and the action is really good. Also probably a good idea for any serious Woo fans to check out Chang, he was a huge influence. The version on amazon is unfortunately English dubbed only, but there is a blu-ray out with the original audio.

A little further off, but I'd say maybe just in the same ballpark if you want an epic with sweet fights (and some good song and dance) are the two Baahubali films. Very fun historical fantasy with some very large and spectacular battles. Lots of CG effects which aren't quite Hollywood level in looks but I love what was done with them.

Just that style of big, elaborate, violent period action film. Ideally Asian or at least East of the Rhine, which gives us pretty broad scope.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
When the gently caress does Triple Threat come out?

Narzack
Sep 15, 2008
Coming back to the Yen vs Chan debate, I think one of the things that appeal to me about Chan is his fights are about overcoming his opponents through desperation, luck, and endurance. Whereas Yen's fights tend to just demonstrate his mastery and dominance of opponents.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

You think Yen’s bad, you oughta look at some of Seagal’s old stuff. It’s absurd how god-tier untouchable he’s made out to be in his fight scenes. I mean he kills Tommy Lee Jones like five times in as many seconds at the end of Under Siege.

That element of give-and-take in a fight scene is really important. Not just in terms of pacing, but in terms of establishing stakes for the protagonist. When they’re not there, it’s very noticeable.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Marked for Death is one of his best films, not at all for the crazily reactionary story, but just for the fight scenes. And a big part of that is that he actually takes some punches here and there.

Seagal's a really interesting personality. He's mentally stuck at the age of 13 where you worship heroic violence, but he has to somehow resolve that with his hippie-lib New Age beliefs, and the results are something to behold. It really shouldn't be a surprise that he went full on right-wing conspiracy nut in his old age. (Nor that he's a rapist.)

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
I mentioned it in my initial impression, but the new Adkins joint Accident Man is kind of a return to the "untouchable man of action" style of fighting. He take a few hits but he's firmly in control at all times. No real overcoming or struggle until the final fight.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fart City posted:

You think Yen’s bad, you oughta look at some of Seagal’s old stuff. It’s absurd how god-tier untouchable he’s made out to be in his fight scenes. I mean he kills Tommy Lee Jones like five times in as many seconds at the end of Under Siege.

At least Tommy Lee Jones gets to flick a knife around and look kind of cool; the most egregious one to me is in Out for Justice where Seagal doesn't fight a hopelessly outmatched William Forsythe so much as beat him half to death then finish him off with a corkscrew to the head.

Still, when he was at the top of his game physically, didn't Chan once say Seagal was the one western action star he didn't think he would be able to beat in a real fight?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Wheat Loaf posted:

Still, when he was at the top of his game physically, didn't Chan once say Seagal was the one western action star he didn't think he would be able to beat in a real fight?

Well Seagal was one of the few American action stars around that time that had actual training in a martial art, it's not like Arnold or Stallone could actually fight, and Van Damme also had very little actual training. So I feel like the answer was really Seagal by default and maybe Jackie not wanting to sound arrogant by saying nobody could beat him.

Surprised he didn't say Chuck Norris actually.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Basebf555 posted:

Surprised he didn't say Chuck Norris actually.

I feel like he'd have made the comment in the 80s; did Chuck Norris still do a lot of martial arts in his movies in the 80s? In all those Cannon movies, his martial arts aren't really emphasised so much as him mowing guys down with machine guns.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Seagal has never been even a little bit legit as a fighter. If he is intimidating it's because he's big and tall and used to be in decent shape.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Halloween Jack posted:

Seagal has never been even a little bit legit as a fighter. If he is intimidating it's because he's big and tall and used to be in decent shape.

Definitely not, but he's at least trained in a few different martial arts. Training doesn't mean fighting ability, BUT I do think there was a bit of Jackie trying to be modest there too.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

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Halloween Jack posted:

Seagal has never been even a little bit legit as a fighter. If he is intimidating it's because he's big and tall and used to be in decent shape.

Wasn’t there a story about Seagal bragging about kicking Van Damme’s rear end at a party JCVD was throwing, and him running away when JCVD tried to cash that check?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Basebf555 posted:

Well Seagal was one of the few American action stars around that time that had actual training in a martial art, it's not like Arnold or Stallone could actually fight, and Van Damme also had very little actual training. So I feel like the answer was really Seagal by default and maybe Jackie not wanting to sound arrogant by saying nobody could beat him.

Surprised he didn't say Chuck Norris actually.
Van Damme is infinitely more legit than Seagal. For that matter, so is Billy Blanks.

"Professional karate" and kickboxing leagues have generally been a shitshow of rinky-dink feds that all use different rules, are terrible at keeping records, and were never popular enough to be widely televised, which fostered these debates over who was a better fighter, or even a real fighter at all. Van Damme isn't Chuck Norris, but he has actually competed in something beyond touch-contact.

Basebf555 posted:

Definitely not, but he's at least trained in a few different martial arts. Training doesn't mean fighting ability, BUT I do think there was a bit of Jackie trying to be modest there too.
I don't think he's trained anything besides aikido, which helps explain why all the non-aikido stuff in his movies (starting with The Glimmer Man) looks lousy.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Wasn’t there a story about Seagal bragging about kicking Van Damme’s rear end at a party JCVD was throwing, and him running away when JCVD tried to cash that check?
I've never heard that one, but we've all heard the one about Gene LeBell making him poo poo his pants.

Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Mar 16, 2018

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
"Seagal was a legit fighter" is most definitely NOT a hill I'm looking to die on, I'm just trying to explain why Chan may have singled him out for praise like that. I guess it may have just been his intimidating look.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Halloween Jack posted:

Van Damme is infinitely more legit than Seagal.

Van Damme spent his time on the set of Street Fighter getting high as poo poo on mountains of coke and carrying on a not-so-secret affair with Kylie Minogue. Dude has always done whatever the hell he wants.

Narzack
Sep 15, 2008

Fart City posted:

You think Yen’s bad, you oughta look at some of Seagal’s old stuff. It’s absurd how god-tier untouchable he’s made out to be in his fight scenes. I mean he kills Tommy Lee Jones like five times in as many seconds at the end of Under Siege.

That element of give-and-take in a fight scene is really important. Not just in terms of pacing, but in terms of establishing stakes for the protagonist. When they’re not there, it’s very noticeable.

I totally agree. Seagal has always been about abusing his stuntmen in increasingly bloody ways. Yen's fights, even at his most arrogant, are always a marvel to behold.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I liked Seagal as an enjoyable trash-tier action star through Under Siege doing gross arm snaps and poo poo. But he kept getting fatter and giving less of a poo poo about anything, and of course was always a huge rear end in a top hat IRL.

e: I love the :pwn: facial expressions he pulls in almost all the screen shots here.

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Above_the_Law

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Mar 16, 2018

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Wasn’t there a story about Seagal bragging about kicking Van Damme’s rear end at a party JCVD was throwing, and him running away when JCVD tried to cash that check?

If I remember correctly he actually chased Seagal to his home in a car, parked on his lawn and challenged him, and Seagal never came out.

Van Damme chilled about it over time, but will still throw out some burns when prodded

Tart Kitty fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Mar 16, 2018

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
JCVD is a loving freak athlete. Real training or not, someone that crazy loving strong hitting you is going to hit.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Halloween Jack posted:

Van Damme is infinitely more legit than Seagal. For that matter, so is Billy Blanks.

Speaking of things that completely fuckin' own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87oTk73tOmo

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Snowman_McK posted:

JCVD is a loving freak athlete. Real training or not, someone that crazy loving strong hitting you is going to hit.

I'm actually just rewatching Hard Target right now. Haven't got to the bit where he catches a rattlesnake, punches it out, then pulls off its rattle with his teeth.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Reminder that Steven Seagal broke the wrist of Sean Connery - who was 53 at the time - on the set of Never Say Never Again while training him in Aikido. Because cool guys always make movie sets unsafe like that.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Fart City posted:

Reminder that Steven Seagal broke the wrist of Sean Connery - who was 53 at the time - on the set of Never Say Never Again while training him in Aikido. Because cool guys always make movie sets unsafe like that.

You forgot the punchline of the story, that connery took two years to actually get it diagnosed.

Because Sean Connery might be kind of dumb.

The best Steven Seagal story is Steven Tobolowsky's. I'd try to recite it, but I can't do it justice. The upshot is that, in addition to being a talented character actor, Tobolowsky speaks fluent Steven Seagal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso&t=

Snowman_McK fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 17, 2018

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't Sean Connery have a black belt in karate? I feel like I've read that someplace. Don't know if it's true or not.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Neo Rasa posted:

Speaking of things that completely fuckin' own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87oTk73tOmo

Hmm, the only Billy Blanks fight scene I ever remember is this bit of brilliance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jna8FblC3dA

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Wheat Loaf posted:

Didn't Sean Connery have a black belt in karate? I feel like I've read that someplace. Don't know if it's true or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sOPTsDZIt4&t=2990s

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Fart City posted:

Reminder that Steven Seagal broke the wrist of Sean Connery - who was 53 at the time - on the set of Never Say Never Again while training him in Aikido. Because cool guys always make movie sets unsafe like that.

okay, this is a little unfair to Seagal, martial arts training is usually not a completely safe thing to do and you're occasionally going to get injured doing it. unless it happened because Seagal hosed something up and/or didn't give Connery proper advice, this isn't really something I can add to his litany of crimes.

e: like, pretty much everyone who worked on Mortal Kombat had at least one broken rib by the end of filming, per that oral history that was going around a while back, and those were all seasoned stuntmen who knew martial arts before going in, not an Aikido guy training someone with no experience.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Wheat Loaf posted:

Didn't Sean Connery have a black belt in karate? I feel like I've read that someplace. Don't know if it's true or not.

You might be thinking of Honor Blackman who was cast as Pussy Galore (and in Avengers the spy show not the Marvel franchise) because of her martial arts training.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Neo Rasa posted:

You might be thinking of Honor Blackman who was cast as Pussy Galore (and in Avengers the spy show not the Marvel franchise) because of her martial arts training.

I know that she did; I just thought Connery did as well. Must have been mistaken.

Didn't William Shatner had a black belt in something?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



sean10mm posted:

I liked Seagal as an enjoyable trash-tier action star through Under Siege doing gross arm snaps and poo poo. But he kept getting fatter and giving less of a poo poo about anything, and of course was always a huge rear end in a top hat IRL.

e: I love the :pwn: facial expressions he pulls in almost all the screen shots here.

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Above_the_Law

Please also note the thinning hair line.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Under Siege was more of a real movie, but I don't know that it's the best STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE if you know what I mean.

The pre-Under Siege movies were all mean-spirited exploitation movies where pre-fatness Seagal did gross poo poo to bad people. They weren't actually good, but they were kind of a breath of fresh air. Stupid, limb-snap-y fresh air. Weirdly, they were often less right-wing than the preceding 80s action movies. Then his brain broke (more) and he became a Putin fanboy and whelp.

Also:

Ruthless Reviews posted:

Seagal encourages a young soldier to occasionally question authority and think for himself. Busy says that Seagal “hates America.” Seagal blows Busy up with a shell the size of my couch.

We joke around about it, but seriously, it’s pretty striking how the militantly right wing films of this genre are uniformly super, super gay, while commie Seagal is usually Out For Pussy. The evidence is more overwhelming than I ever thought it would be.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Outlaw Vern's book Seagalogy does a really good job of breaking down the different eras of Seagal and going over his obvious pet themes. It actually lays out his evolution pretty well.

I just bought Vern's Yippee Ki-Yay-Moviegoer! which is less focused but still includes a ton of writing on action cinema.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wheat Loaf posted:

I'm actually just rewatching Hard Target right now. Haven't got to the bit where he catches a rattlesnake, punches it out, then pulls off its rattle with his teeth.
Hard Target is just such a fun movie.

Speaking of Van Damme, the new Kickboxer movie is pretty rad. I'm not a huge fan of the particular sub-genre or anything, but they managed to bring useless poo poo like plot and dialog to a minimum and focus on what's really important: punching dudes in the face. The first fight starts two minutes into the movie and the main character is beating up like 50 Thai dudes in no time. There's a bit too much slo-mo and/or choppy framerate at times for my taste, but in general it's pretty clear by modern standards. The final fight is pretty epic but if that's not enough, where else are you going to see a blind JCVD fight Mike Tyson?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Woo had a whole boat chase on the bayou planned for Hard Target, then ended up getting dropped because Van Damme said "nah, I want to ride a horse instead"

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's plenty of Woo in Hard Target but I feel like it was Van Damme's show more than his.

How do you rank John Woo's American movies? I put it down as:

1. Face/Off
2. Hard Target
3. Broken Arrow
4. Mission: Impossible 2
5. Paycheck

(I have never seen Windtalkers.)

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