Design the next Newbie av!(?)

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blockchain prenup: Mar 8, 2018

Xaintrailles posted:

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:13

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:42

Chris Pistols: Oct 20, 2008; Piss Crystals

FluffieDuckie posted:

it needs to be something we all enjoy seeing over and over that the user will want to change as soon as possible

Any of these are more than suitable:

https://imgur.com/a/hx4wj

Edit: ah, hosed it. Nevermind.

Chris Pistols has issued a correction as of 15:58 on Mar 17, 2018

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:54

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

im looking forward to the stupid lurkbot 3000 image

# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:22

cnut: May 3, 2016

Hugh Malone posted:

something with this maybs

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# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:54

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:12

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:31

Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

the trump av is perfect just because so many crybabies get upset over it. A husband/wife duo in the LP subforum had a giant shitfit about it and quit the forums forever when it was brand new

# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:34

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

As funny as barnacle Jim av is it's a bad idea because new users have no clue who this ugly dude is. Make stupid newbie a silly doll, or I dunno a Kardashian? Phone posting btw otherwise I'd submit options

Cephalectomy posted:

the trump av is perfect just because so many crybabies get upset over it. A husband/wife duo in the LP subforum had a giant shitfit about it and quit the forums forever when it was brand new

Lowtax is trying to drive up new memberships ya dingus

# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:37

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

make it the border that says stupid newbie, but the inside is randomly pulled from various places like the ad animals and zoomed in trump face and maybe throw in like some buddahs or something

# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:49

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

every time it loads it will be different

# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:49

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

alnilam posted:

SA newcomer being scared off thinking that SA was super into... that guy.

lol you got concern trolled by a rereg

# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:51

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

# ? Mar 17, 2018 19:11

cnut: May 3, 2016

scott zoloft posted:

who dis

# ? Mar 17, 2018 19:15

fbsw: Mar 3, 2016

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:21

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I think "Stupid Newbie" should be replaced with "Cheap-rear end Motherfucker."

Or Broke-rear end.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:27

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Suggesting we use that greasy brony as the new Stupid Newbie.

Cephalectomy posted:

the trump av is perfect just because so many crybabies get upset over it. A husband/wife duo in the LP subforum had a giant shitfit about it and quit the forums forever when it was brand new

That was glorious.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:31

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Cephalectomy posted:

the trump av is perfect just because so many crybabies get upset over it. A husband/wife duo in the LP subforum had a giant shitfit about it and quit the forums forever when it was brand new

link

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:45

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Cephalectomy posted:

the trump av is perfect just because so many crybabies get upset over it. A husband/wife duo in the LP subforum had a giant shitfit about it and quit the forums forever when it was brand new

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:48

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

voting this

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# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:12

Vargs: Mar 27, 2010

Bring back the baby or toilet lord imo

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:39

Nessa: Dec 15, 2008

Who doesn't love Baby Herman?

Or alternately, just a dumb drawing of a baby.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:39

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Nessa posted:

This is a great baby drawing

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:40

Dogmeat: Jun 20, 2003; Woof!

Xaintrailles posted:

While I'm pretty sure I know what this is referencing, at the same time it's triggering some long dormant neurons in my brain and it looks totally like an old textbook or school poster I vaguely remember. Or maybe like the title screen to some long forgotten PBS show or Commodore 64 game or something, and it's driving me insane now.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:43

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Nessa posted:

This is really good.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:46

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cephalectomy posted:

the trump av is perfect just because so many crybabies get upset over it. A husband/wife duo in the LP subforum had a giant shitfit about it and quit the forums forever when it was brand new

WOW YEAH THAT THING YOU DIDNT PROVIDE A LINK TO SURE WAS FUNNY THANKS FORUMS PAL

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:51

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:52

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Frankly I'm still pissed that TOILETLORD was taken from us so soon.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:52

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Toilet lord was good, yeah

I do really like the STUPID NEWBIE frame because it makes it abundantly clear to what might be a sightly confused newcomer, that this is the default av, and you're gonna have to change it if you don't like it

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:55

Dogmeat: Jun 20, 2003; Woof!

alnilam posted:

Toilet lord was good, yeah

I do really like the STUPID NEWBIE frame because it makes it abundantly clear to what might be a sightly confused newcomer, that this is the default av, and you're gonna have to change it if you don't like it

That's a good point, but I do gotta vouch for the fun little process of discovery for the rest of us when we slowly begin to realize they changed the newbie avatar as you notice more and more BonziBuddies or GARBAGE DICKS popping up and generally making bad posts and then you realize you haven't seen the old newbie av in a while and 2 plus 2 is four and you get a little chuckle.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 22:19

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Dogmeat posted:

While I'm pretty sure I know what this is referencing, at the same time it's triggering some long dormant neurons in my brain and it looks totally like an old textbook or school poster I vaguely remember. Or maybe like the title screen to some long forgotten PBS show or Commodore 64 game or something, and it's driving me insane now.

Loss if it was heavily 90s "cool" typesetting

# ? Mar 17, 2018 22:25

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Bring back the mighty Toilet Lord.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 22:35

Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

Blast of Confetti posted:

WOW YEAH THAT THING YOU DIDNT PROVIDE A LINK TO SURE WAS FUNNY THANKS FORUMS PAL

YOURE WELCOME PALBERT! I just dont have archives

# ? Mar 17, 2018 22:38

el_jorge: Jul 7, 2008; I also got a bag of chocolate smooth.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 23:04

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Labes for days posted:

Frankly I'm still pissed that TOILETLORD was taken from us so soon.

Agreed. Toiletlord was the poo poo. Anyone have the original image?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 23:12

Dogmeat: Jun 20, 2003; Woof!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Loss if it was heavily 90s "cool" typesetting

yeah that's what i figured but the i in stupid was an exacto knife i think, and the i in newbie was a ruler. it's almost beat for beat some forgotten piece of advertising my brain has retained and it's, like, trying to kick on the manchurian candidate/elder god summoning madness parts implanted in my brain every time i see it. i guess what i'm saying is that it's the one i'm voting for.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 23:13