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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Owner - "Good boy, GOOD BOY! That was an amazing rescue, boy!" Athabaska Dick When the boys come out from Lac Labiche in the lure of the early Spring, To take the pay of the "Hudson's Bay", as their fathers did before, They are all a-glee for the jamboree, and they make the Landing ring With a whoop and a whirl, and a "Grab your girl", and a rip and a skip and a roar. For the spree of Spring is a sacred thing, and the boys must have their fun; Packer and tracker and half-breed Cree, from the boat to the bar they leap; And then when the long flotilla goes, and the last of their pay is done, The boys from the banks of Lac Labiche swing to the heavy sweep. And oh, how they sigh! and their throats are dry, and sorry are they and sick: Yet there's none so cursed with a lime-kiln thirst as that Athabaska Dick. He was long and slim and lean of limb, but strong as a stripling bear; And by the right of his skill and might he guided the Long Brigade. All water-wise were his laughing eyes, and he steered with a careless care, And he shunned the shock of foam and rock, till they came to the Big Cascade. And here they must make the long portage, and the boys sweat in the sun; And they heft and pack, and they haul and track, and each must do his trick; But their thoughts are far in the Landing bar, where the founts of nectar run: And no man thinks of such gorgeous drinks as that Athabaska Dick. 'Twas the close of day and his long boat lay just over the Big Cascade, When there came to him one Jack-pot Jim, with a wild light in his eye; And he softly laughed, and he led Dick aft, all eager, yet half afraid, And snugly stowed in his coat he showed a pilfered flask of "rye". And in haste he slipped, or in fear he tripped, but -- Dick in warning roared -- And there rang a yell, and it befell that Jim was overboard. Oh, I heard a splash, and quick as a flash I knew he could not swim. I saw him whirl in the river swirl, and thresh his arms about. In a queer, strained way I heard Dick say: "I'm going after him," Throw off his coat, leap down the boat -- and then I gave a shout: "Boys, grab him, quick! You're crazy, Dick! Far better one than two! Hell, man! You know you've got no show! It's sure and certain death. . . ." And there we hung, and there we clung, with beef and brawn and thew, And sinews cracked and joints were racked, and panting came our breath; And there we swayed and there we prayed, till strength and hope were spent -- Then Dick, he threw us off like rats, and after Jim he went. With mighty urge amid the surge of river-rage he leapt, And gripped his mate and desperate he fought to gain the shore; With teeth a-gleam he bucked the stream, yet swift and sure he swept To meet the mighty cataract that waited all a-roar. And there we stood like carven wood, our faces sickly white, And watched him as he beat the foam, and inch by inch he lost; And nearer, nearer drew the fall, and fiercer grew the fight, Till on the very cascade crest a last farewell he tossed. Then down and down and down they plunged into that pit of dread; And mad we tore along the shore to claim our bitter dead. And from that hell of frenzied foam, that crashed and fumed and boiled, Two little bodies bubbled up, and they were heedless then; And oh, they lay like senseless clay! and bitter hard we toiled, Yet never, never gleam of hope, and we were weary men. And moments mounted into hours, and black was our despair; And faint were we, and we were fain to give them up as dead, When suddenly I thrilled with hope: "Back, boys! and give him air; I feel the flutter of his heart. . . ." And, as the word I said, Dick gave a sigh, and gazed around, and saw our breathless band; And saw the sky's blue floor above, all strewn with golden fleece; And saw his comrade Jack-pot Jim, and touched him with his hand: And then there came into his eyes a look of perfect peace. And as there, at his very feet, the thwarted river raved, I heard him murmur low and deep: "Thank God! the WHISKEY's saved."
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That... seems really smart training Having never boxed all you ever heard is them yelling to keep moving your feets So it seems like the hardest part is forcing them to move dem feets
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Mar 18, 2018 01:42
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Can someone tell me if they're memorizing the maneuvers or if the trainer is just randomly whapping at them?
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Mar 18, 2018 03:53
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Ben Garrison warned us about this!!!
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DaveKap posted:Can someone tell me if they're memorizing the maneuvers or if the trainer is just randomly whapping at them? Probably practicing bobbing and weaving while moving.
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Mar 18, 2018 05:43
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Brainamp posted:Probably practicing bobbing and weaving while moving.
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DaveKap posted:... I mean, yeah, that's what they're doing but I want to know if they know what hits he's doing because it's in a memorized pattern or if he's doing it completely at random. It depends on the level of the boxers, it could be they're doing fixed combinations upto more free form.
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Mar 18, 2018 11:35
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Usually it's random. It's training for reflexes. When you start memorizing things you get caught.
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That's way too many numbers.
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Blue On Blue posted:That... seems really smart training Movement is good, but bringing your feet together is bad, this might be teaching the kids bad habits.
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Who What Now posted:That's way too many numbers. It's because they're too much woman for a mere seven digits.
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Thank you, Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco.
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I symphatise with that man. The driver is pretty rude.
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The phone ones are way too relateable. Also the chopsticks one, because the Chinese place I order from has really cheap splintery ones they give you.
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Ghostlight posted:Not enough industrial accidents. He tried to kill me with a forklift...
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The cereal should have some cereal dust falling out with the last few pieces.
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HBomb posted:The cereal should have some cereal dust falling out with the last few pieces. Actually just as it's about to switch to the next scene, the whole loving box should just pour out and overflow the bowl.
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 "hey can you get out of the way" "what, do you want to be in this giant hole??" "i guess not" 
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you up flü E: me at the club https://i.imgur.com/tfimizS.mp4 Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 08:29 on Mar 20, 2018 |
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Karate Bastard posted:you up flü
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that's it, i'm going volcel
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What's the one with the needle and the blue and orange balls supposed to be? EDIT: and am I really the only person who grabs both chopsticks and just snaps the end off?
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Gorilla Salad posted:What's the one with the needle and the blue and orange balls supposed to be? Yes? What the hell bizarro dimension did you fall out of?
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Mar 20, 2018 14:56
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Gorilla Salad posted:EDIT: and am I really the only person who grabs both chopsticks and just snaps the end off? Please get help
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Gorilla Salad posted:EDIT: and am I really the only person who grabs both chopsticks and just snaps the end off? Do you also chew on pencils, including the metal ferrule?
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Gorilla Salad posted:
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Gorilla Salad posted:EDIT: and am I really the only person who grabs both chopsticks and just snaps the end off? lol what the gently caress
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Mar 20, 2018 15:38
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Voigt-Kampff test but it's chopsticks.
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Kobayashi maru test, but chopsticks.
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