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Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Big Dick Nick Cage.


Also how are most of the shows going to be available? More so how can I watch Bloodsport?

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Big Dick Nick Cage.


Also how are most of the shows going to be available? More so how can I watch Bloodsport?

most i think are on WNN's streaming thing

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/PENTAELZEROM/status/973681256167804928

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Big Dick Nick Cage.


Also how are most of the shows going to be available? More so how can I watch Bloodsport?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3850489

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Keith Lee vs Moose from aaw tonight was the best Big Guys Beating rear end match I've ever seen live.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/AAWPro/status/974835021172310016

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

Keith Lee vs Moose from aaw tonight was the best Big Guys Beating rear end match I've ever seen live.

I had car trouble and couldn't make it, I'll make sure to check it out when the video is released (or on Twitch?).

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/pro-wrestler-mike-parrow/amp/

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

Keith Lee vs Moose from aaw tonight was the best Big Guys Beating rear end match I've ever seen live.

Would you say they were Always Pounding rear end?

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Low Desert Punk posted:

Would you say they were Always Pounding rear end?

Asses were pounded and skin was slapped.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://twitter.com/Tennessean/status/975161292284678144

Nashville Nazi Lucha forever

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Oh Rey no

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
If it costs under $20 to buy a share I am going to buy one and write "get rid of the Nazi" under every post

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

why did they use such a small picture of him?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jeff gonna have to throw that Suzuki into the gulf of mexico and hope the Deep Horizon cleanup crews mistake him for a particularly angry bird.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Are Suzuki and ZSJ still the RevPro tag champs?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yes

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Riddle/Ellsworth at Spring Break 2

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/975891388448591873

Rest of the card will be a day-of surprise

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
A local indie promoted that they were bringing in a “pioneer of the NJPW IC division!!” with a big New Japan logo.

It’s MVP. They’re bringing in MVP.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

triplexpac posted:

A local indie promoted that they were bringing in a “pioneer of the NJPW IC division!!” with a big New Japan logo.

It’s MVP. They’re bringing in MVP.

He was the first IC champion. So it's basically true.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

El Gallinero Gros posted:

He was the first IC champion. So it's basically true.

Well yeah I know, it’s just a bit disingenuous. Like they’re clearly trying to capitalize on the NJPW hype, but MVP was terrible in all the NJPW matches I saw him in.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

it's cool that we're at the point some indies would rather promote mvp as an ex new japan guy than an ex wwe guy. the best thing he ever did there was that youtube video from the 2012 g1 finals tho.

Thauros fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Mar 21, 2018

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

MVP is old and tired but a fountain of wisdom when it comes to life lessons. I’m ok with him going around and doing his thing.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I've enjoyed his feud with Lo Ki in MLW

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

He had a good technical match with Timothy Thatcher like 2 or 3 years ago at my local indie.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/PowerbombTV/status/976459394337726464

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
vin gerard can suck eggs

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

KungFu Grip posted:

vin gerard can suck eggs

then. now. and forever.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/beyondwrestling/status/975908979401461760

I've lost count but Riddle's legit probably close to 20 matches booked for the weekend

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
What's with everybody booking intergender matches this year? There's gonna be like 5 actual woman's matches the entire weekend at this rate.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Masada is so far the only guy i don't think fits the gimmick that almost everyone else is going for. Gage is the only other one i can think of but the guy doesn't pose for skewers as his signature weapon

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

KungFu Grip posted:

Masada is so far the only guy i don't think fits the gimmick that almost everyone else is going for. Gage is the only other one i can think of but the guy doesn't pose for skewers as his signature weapon

Gage is at least capable of having a match without plunder. Masada loving sucks in every way possible, in any type of match.

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014
I dunno, Masada is a great deathmatch wrestler. I don't think I've ever seen a non-deathmatch from him though, so I guess I can't speak to any other major skills of his.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I enjoy Masada a lot. He has a good im gonna gently caress you up aura. And he isn't bad in the ring without deathmatch poo poo. Also the skewers will never not look brutal.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
Masada just waiting to bust out his black belt in Taekwondo, you'll all see.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I think Masada got his knee fixed up because last time I saw him(2016ish), he was moving a lot crisper.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

He was at my local indy a couple months back and had a decent brawl. Plus he bummed a smoke off me and entertained me yammering on about BJW and Freedoms.

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Big Bidness posted:

Gage is at least capable of having a match without plunder. Masada loving sucks in every way possible, in any type of match.

Nah, I'm gonna nth the people who say Masada's at least a fun deathmatch guy. All I've seen from him was Tournament of Death stuff, but he wasn't bad at all in that context, and was actually probably one of the better wrestlers there.

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