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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Gorilla Salad posted:

Isn't referring to a member of the House of Lords, an hereditary establishment, as "incumbent" a little redundant? If you're a member, you're there for life (unless you get caught loving a kid on live TV).

It's like saying the queen is incumbent to the throne.

They changed it. Membership hasn't been hereditary since 1999.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords_Act_1999

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SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Cable Guy posted:

I can't remember, which Starfleet division is purple?

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Samuringa posted:

No poo poo it's almost like the games are Japanese developers appropriating Germanic/English conventions :rolleyes:

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(for the record "appropriation" is a neutral term)

Besesoth posted:

I can't remember, which Starfleet division is purple?

Marked for sacrifice into the Warp Drives to sustain the Chaos Gods hidden inside the Dilithium/Trilithium crystals.

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

mind the walrus posted:

*in extremely will ferrel voice* What a bitch

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:26

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

tbh the big red dong and balls is funnier than all them words

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:38

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

Isn't referring to a member of the House of Lords, an hereditary establishment, as "incumbent" a little redundant? If you're a member, you're there for life (unless you get caught loving a kid on live TV).

It's like saying the queen is incumbent to the throne.

I thought they made you a duke if you diddle a child in England

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:39

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

no they make you a host on a BBC show

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:42

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Scratch Monkey posted:

They changed it. Membership hasn't been hereditary since 1999.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords_Act_1999

Making it no longer hereditary doesn't mean they aren't in for life though right?

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:43

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

ElGroucho posted:

I thought they made you a duke if you diddle a child in England

No, it's a Duke if you doodle (dudle, in old english) a kid. Diddling a kid makes you a Dick.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:43

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Cable Guy posted:

I can't quite make it out. Does it say wiggers?

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:50

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Gorilla Salad posted:

Isn't referring to a member of the House of Lords, an hereditary establishment, as "incumbent" a little redundant? If you're a member, you're there for life (unless you get caught loving a kid on live TV).

It's like saying the queen is incumbent to the throne.

"Incumbent" just means the current holder of the position. Queen Elizabeth II is the incumbent monarch; Donald Trump is the incumbent president.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:58

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Karate Bastard posted:

I can't quite make it out. Does it say wiggers?

Wiggles. Its a kids program. That is the extent of my knowledge.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:04

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

marshmallow creep posted:

Wiggles. Its a kids program. That is the extent of my knowledge.

You got off easy. I still have those horrible songs rattling around in my head from when my son would watch it non-stop.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:11

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

BiggerBoat posted:

You got off easy. I still have those horrible songs rattling around in my head from when my son would watch it non-stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27C1Tg4coM&t=81s

# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:42

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

SpacePig posted:

No, it's a Duke if you doodle (dudle, in old english) a kid. Diddling a kid makes you a Dick.

If someone sees you in the act that makes you a spotted dick.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:43

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BiggerBoat posted:

You got off easy. I still have those horrible songs rattling around in my head from when my son would watch it non-stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxp6xbe2CaI

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:07

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

china bot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxp6xbe2CaI

I assume this is real based on the fact that they are an Australian kids band

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:14

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

This shellfish really pissed off some taxonomist

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:35

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

im pooping! posted:

tbh the big red dong and balls is funnier than all them words

I think the "strike hands" part is really good because either it's shaking hands and that's just the ultimate in sealing someone away in the Friend Zone, or if you take it literally it's an anachronistic high five between best buds.

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Guy Goodbody posted:

Wanna hang out by the campfire with this hedgehog.

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Field Mousepad posted:

Wanna hang out by the campfire with this hedgehog.

He's a great camping buddy, he cooks a mean BBQ

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:14

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wanna rub that hedgehog's belly

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:27

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Randaconda posted:

Wanna rub that hedgehog's belly

Yeah, you sure as poo poo don't wanna rub his back.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

DandyLion posted:

Yeah, you sure as poo poo don't wanna rub his back.

They're not really dangerous like a porcupine unless you step on them. Kind of like a living lego block

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:51

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He's a great camping buddy, he cooks a mean BBQ

No chili dogs 0/10

# ? Mar 22, 2018 21:07

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Jamesman posted:

No chili dogs 0/10

you are like a child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eskh9wQyQs

# ? Mar 22, 2018 21:21

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

DandyLion posted:

Yeah, you sure as poo poo don't wanna rub his back.

eh, as long as you go front to back, they're fine. Back to front isn't even all that sharp if you're not like, some predator batting or biting at one.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 21:28

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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This is all I do know, and need to know, about the Wiggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbG51S-MX2I

# ? Mar 22, 2018 23:07

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

When it comes to children's entertainers the wiggles are pretty much the least annoying you can hope for from what I gather.

They do some nice Beatles songs too.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 22, 2018 23:29

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

EMERGENCY VEHICLE ACCESS would be a pretty sweet name for a metal band, tbh

Also THESE GATES

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

NO PARKING sounds like it has some good troll potential via signage

# ? Mar 23, 2018 00:16

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Severe Tire Damage is loving awesome live.

# ? Mar 23, 2018 00:36

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Besesoth posted:

I can't remember, which Starfleet division is purple?

Narcolepsy

# ? Mar 23, 2018 00:49

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Karate Bastard posted:

I can't quite make it out. Does it say wiggers?

marshmallow creep posted:

Wiggles. Its a kids program. That is the extent of my knowledge.

That's it... It's an old face-swap gif I made years ago. Did you know they're an evolution of an old 80's one-hit wonder band called the Cockroaches...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1wzFeCJ2dc