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Antioch posted:I'll probably lose my citizenship for this, but curling's not a real sport. 
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Antioch posted:I'll probably lose my citizenship for this, but curling's not a real sport. 
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Antioch posted:I'll probably lose my citizenship for this, but curling's not a real sport. Neither is bowling. Doesn't mean it's not fun.
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If you want to upset the Bitcoin miners, just bring up the fact that German investigators have discovered pedophiles are using the Bitcoin blockchains to spread child pornography links. I'm sure it'll go over well.
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Inspector_666 posted:Neither is bowling. Doesn't mean it's not fun. True. I love curling but watching it is like Ambien. Puts me to sleep faster than golf does.
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Doesn’t cause life ruining blackouts, so it’s not ambien. It’s worse.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If you want to upset the Bitcoin miners, just bring up the fact that German investigators have discovered pedophiles are using the Bitcoin blockchains to spread child pornography links. THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN, BECAUSE...
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Proteus Jones posted:THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN, BECAUSE... Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets.
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Proteus Jones posted:THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN, BECAUSE... FREE SPEACH
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. lmao
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. 
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. Holy poo poo 
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. 
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. 
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. *sucks air in through teeth*
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Doesn’t cause life ruining blackouts, so it’s not ambien. It’s worse. True story: friend of mine started Ambien and snapped her tits to her entire friends list the first night. Zero recollection in the morning. Thread content: mired in a Palo Alto SSL cert shitfest today. Glad I'm working from home and my Bourbon bottle is close at hand.
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. God. drat.
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. Jeeeeeeeeeeesus 
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AlexDeGruven posted:True story: friend of mine started Ambien and snapped her tits to her entire friends list the first night. Zero recollection in the morning.
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Ambien is fine for a lot of people, the biggest issue I've noticed is when they take their prescribed dose, 45 minutes later they forget they took it and take it again, repeat a few times and then they wake up/come to 12 hours later with a monkey, a pineapple, a spork and their back side hurts.
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MF_James posted:Ambien is fine for a lot of people, the biggest issue I've noticed is when they take their prescribed dose, 45 minutes later they forget they took it and take it again, repeat a few times and then they wake up/come to 12 hours later with a monkey, a pineapple, a spork and their back side hurts. Yeah, sure, but hey: free spork.
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MF_James posted:12 hours later with a monkey, a pineapple, a spork and their back side hurts. Suspiciously specific list of things to be just random.
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Antioch posted:I'll probably lose my citizenship for this, but curling's not a real sport. Don’t swear at me! But legit pro curlers are in great shape. I curled one bonspiel this year and hurt for three days. Curling well requires physical and mental prowess.
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Siochain posted:Don’t swear at me! But legit pro curlers are in great shape. I curled one bonspiel this year and hurt for three days. Curling well requires physical and mental prowess. Kevin Martin had a hell of a beer gut most of his career. Source: is my cousin.
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Siochain posted:Don’t swear at me! But legit pro curlers are in great shape. I curled one bonspiel this year and hurt for three days. Curling well requires physical and mental prowess. 
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Yeah, but Chris Hemsworth is in other movies and plays other roles. It's also obviously not real, the disconnect is harder to manage when it's reality TV type stuff that Twitch seems to encourage, where being a racist shithead on camera is probably more true to life than 'oh no a crazed killer is on the loose, better split up gang!'. Entirely true, but in my defence i was trying my loving hardest to post in less than 10 seconds
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So we're giving Zabbix another shot and everything is going waaaaaay better than last time (probably because our scope is different and we're pretty much only using snmp for everything) but now I've been asked to come up with the "Default dashboard" for the instance and I'm just kind of staring blankly at the one that comes out of the box and I'm not even sure what I need to have. Anybody else using Zabbix got any insider tips or lessons they wished they knew from the get-go? EDIT: We're on 3.4 if that matters. Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Mar 22, 2018 |
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Inspector_666 posted:So we're giving Zabbix another shot and everything is going waaaaaay better than last time (probably because our scope is different and we're pretty much only using snmp for everything) but now I've been asked to come up with the "Default dashboard" for the instance and I'm just kind of staring blankly at the one that comes out of the box and I'm not even sure what I need to have. Group everything appropriately. I prefer to keep the main dashboard pretty simple. Just the "last 20 issues" and "System Status" sections. If there are any triggers, they appear in the Last 20 issues section, I can then click on the alert and check into it more if needed. I don't bother keeping graphs on the screen; instead I make sure the triggers are set so if something starts to go above/below threshold it throws an alert. 90% of what I monitor are Windows and Linux servers. The Zabbix Agent is used for that purpose. SNMP is used for our routers. I utilize the standard Windows Server template and also some add-on templates for Microsoft SQL, and Active Directory. I also made a custom template for our Windows CCTV servers that watches the status of the various Windows Services that support that function. For our routers I monitor availability (ping), CPU usage, and the status of the secondary WAN connection. A trigger fires if bytes/sec goes over a certain level. I use this as a indicator the router has switched over to the secondary WAN. 
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stevewm posted:Group everything appropriately. Alright, seems pretty in line with how I've been doing it so far. One thing though, is that I can't get the entries where there are no errors to show 0 and turn green. I dunno if that's something they just did in 3.4 vs the older versions, but it would be nice to have.
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Inspector_666 posted:Alright, seems pretty in line with how I've been doing it so far. Yeah, likely is a change they made. I am still on 3.2.6. Haven't had time to do the upgrade yet. I forgot to mention, make absolutely sure your house keeping settings are enabled. Under Administration/General/Housekeeping. It used to be disabled by default, so your database would continue to grow indefinitely. I ended up with a 75GB database before I realized this. I ended up having to manually delete the history and trends tables to fix it.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Kevin Martin had a hell of a beer gut most of his career. My jealousy is high :P Always been a Martin fan. Beer gut also doesn't mean in decent shape. I'm also defending my favorite sport.
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Siochain posted:My jealousy is high :P Always been a Martin fan. Curling: The only Olympic sport where the silver medalists all look like various dads out drinking.
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Siochain posted:My jealousy is high :P Always been a Martin fan. I got to touch the Briar cup when I was 12. It was sitting on his mantle. (Even though he's my cousin, he's like 14 or more years older than me).
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Curling: The only Olympic sport where the silver medalists all look like various dads out drinking. Really the opposite this year. Silver:  Gold: (   )
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If you're going to print your resume at work, don't call the file RESUME.DOC because it shows that JSMITH printed it on the copier and all that. instead call it something like Font Configuration.docedit: that reminds me of the custom email filter the owner of a place I once worked at had me set up. It had a crazy word list of things that would cause an email to be silenty forwarded to him. Certain product names, companies, words like resume, pay, etc
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Bob Morales posted:If you're going to print your resume at work, don't call the file RESUME.DOC because it shows that JSMITH printed it on the copier and all that. Why are you watching other people's print jobs? Or is it part of papercut or something it tells you the name of everything that's been printed per user? lol
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MF_James posted:Why are you watching other people's print jobs? Or is it part of papercut or something it tells you the name of everything that's been printed per user? lol I can go up to any of my Xerox MFC's and tap one button on the touch screen and see a full history of document names and the username of the person that printed.
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The Fool posted:I can go up to any of my Xerox MFC's and tap one button on the touch screen and see a full history of document names and the username of the person that printed. interesting, I guess I've never cared enough to go do that.
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Samsung does this too - I mainly use it to see if my job actually completed or if some dumb poo poo cancelled it/it stopped due to an unannouced system error. (At least for print jobs - copies it just says "copy job" or whatever, but will still indicate completion or not.) In othrr news, sounds like the City of Atlanta got Shermanwared...
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:In othrr news, sounds like the City of Atlanta got Shermanwared... what?
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