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realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
Because the last thing it touched was skin not boot

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thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

NTRabbit posted:

I'd be more sympathetic if Merrett hadn't just spent 30 seconds ignoring the ball on the ground so he could mouth off extensively about the tackle he just completed.

Also, play wasn't reckless, it was a legit bump that hit the shoulder, Merrett knocked himself out on the turf.

Mouthing off on the footy field = deserve a concussion. Got it.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

realbez posted:

Because the last thing it touched was skin not boot

So if a guy has a kicking action where he holds it all the way on to the boot he might potentially spoil himself?

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Daniher remembered how to kick, noice

Also that 'sling tackle' call was such a load of poo poo

e:
welp

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

This game's getting good now they've found the big sticks main eggs

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Just run it in Eddie gently caress

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
That Essendon player just ducked half his body height to draw a free and was paid it. WTF you useless umpires.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Pretty sure that’s the first time in Jenkins life he has actually tried to get front position

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

MysticalMachineGun posted:

So if a guy has a kicking action where he holds it all the way on to the boot he might potentially spoil himself?

Sure if he holds the ball on the bottom and kicks his own hand to make it fly

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
50 point loss incoming

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

thepokey posted:

50 point loss incoming

Don't reverse spoonboy my Crows

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Don't reverse spoonboy my Crows

100 point loss incoming

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Augh

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
And that was the last time we ever saw the Dons E-Sports team.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
Look at those e-athletes

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Periphery posted:

And that was the last time we ever saw the Dons E-Sports team.

Nope!

Is that pears or hurley that cant hold a mark

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

:lol: Daniher

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Periphery posted:

And that was the last time we ever saw the Dons E-Sports team.

Sadly at this rate I think BT will still be talking about them in a month

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Back to pointfest

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
I’d say fire Daniher into the sun but he’d miss

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
Josh Green is useless, can't even kick 2 goals in a minute

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

gently caress

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Crows have completely coughed this up

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
Hey, they put up more of a fight than the grand final at least

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
I’m going to have an aneurysm at this rate

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
What a pack of useless wanks you are Adelaide.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

thepokey posted:

I’m going to have an aneurysm at this rate

I blame you for this! :argh:

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
That was fun. I’m so glad footy is back

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
six goal to one final qtr
bombers down 15 marks at 3qtr time, ended up leading at full time. crows turned to smoke.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
God damnit now we have to listen to every AFL media idiots talk about how good the Dons will be this year despite the Crows missing like 3 of their best players.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
gently caress yeah footy's back

Good win despite some oval office knocking out Merrett

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Periphery posted:

God damnit now we have to listen to every AFL media idiots talk about how good the Dons will be this year despite the Crows missing like 3 of their best players.

Essendon was missing four of theirs

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Periphery posted:

God damnit now we have to listen to every AFL media idiots talk about how good the Dons will be this year despite the Crows missing like 3 of their best players.

Also Talia was only half fit, and had to play because his backup was already out injured.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Don't reverse spoonboy my Crows

Sorry dude

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
And let's not forget the ever present AFL conspiracy to hold the Crows back at every opportunity

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

gay picnic defence posted:

Essendon was missing four of theirs

Who? The only one I can think of would be Fantasia and he's nowhere near the quality of Crouch2, Lynch or Walker.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
And the proper club song at the end too, eat poo poo AFL house.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
I liked the collective groan that went around the ground each time Stewart started stuttering his run up

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Periphery posted:

Who? The only one I can think of would be Fantasia and he's nowhere near the quality of Crouch2, Lynch or Walker.

Fantasia, Gleeson, Ambrose and Myers would all be in the side if fit. There's also Merrett and the reduced rotations as a result of him missing nearly all of the game.


lol Stewart with the f bomb on live tv

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I see they haven't removed the ball and gag from the Grand Final yet.

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