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AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

That would be a hell of a shift from 3rd to 4th

# ? Mar 20, 2018 23:46

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 14:22

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

AlmightyBob posted:

That would be a hell of a shift from 3rd to 4th

It makes literally every shift more difficult

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:09

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Maybe it's supposed to be funny.
But if it's not...

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:11

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

bawfuls posted:

It makes literally every shift more difficult

I'm trying to imagine what bizarre Rube Goldberg gearing would be necessary to make that even work :psyduck:

# ? Mar 21, 2018 02:29

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

AlbieQuirky posted:

I'm trying to imagine what bizarre Rube Goldberg gearing would be necessary to make that even work

The shifter nudges a very tiny person inside the transmission housing around, encouraging the tiny creature to pick the right gears by hand.

Edit: Only speaking for British Leyland.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 04:00

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Maybe his tattoo artist is also a transmission mechanic?

# ? Mar 21, 2018 04:56

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

PLAY SOME SKYNYRD

# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:39

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Dixville posted:

Well if you can make it through this loving embarrassingly bad article maybe you can figure it out

http://www.vulture.com/2017/03/ed-sheeran-has-a-lot-of-tattoos.html

Not sure but maybe they were talking about the puzzle piece thing as a gimmick? He has a bunch of other tattoos beside that though so idk.

I cringed all the way through that and found myself wondering if the "author" was just taking the piss because the subject matter is so loving ridiculous.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:44

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
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Zaphod42 posted:

It's obviously a General Motors car. The first-to-fourth shift is for fuel economy. Lots of them have it.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 21:06

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

EL HOPANESS ROM TIC

# ? Mar 23, 2018 14:40

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Scratch Monkey posted:

EL HOPANESS ROM TIC

# ? Mar 23, 2018 15:28

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Scratch Monkey posted:

EL HOPANESS ROM TIC

lol

# ? Mar 23, 2018 16:20

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Scratch Monkey posted:

EL HOPANESS ROM TIC

I prefer El Ess Hopantic Rom.

# ? Mar 23, 2018 20:47

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Hop Rom

# ? Mar 23, 2018 21:18

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

sweeperbravo posted:

Hop Rom

Him name Hop Rom

# ? Mar 23, 2018 21:27

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

sweeperbravo posted:

Hop Rom

# ? Mar 23, 2018 21:51

Chillbro Baggins: Oct 8, 2004; Bad Angus! Bad!

If I ever get a tattoo, something based on this will be my first.

Y'all say tattoos should be personally meaningful, I spent 4 years of high school training to be a draughtsman/architect, took Photo 1 my second semester of college for the hell of it, worked for ten years as a photojournalist in a Nikon shop.

# ? Mar 24, 2018 04:04

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgsFlrXDdg_/

# ? Mar 24, 2018 04:22

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Delivery McGee posted:

Y'all say tattoos should be personally meaningful

Nah

# ? Mar 24, 2018 07:31

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Delivery McGee posted:

If I ever get a tattoo, something based on this will be my first.

Y'all say tattoos should be personally meaningful, I spent 4 years of high school training to be a draughtsman/architect, took Photo 1 my second semester of college for the hell of it, worked for ten years as a photojournalist in a Nikon shop.

Isn't that Luke's targeting computer.

# ? Mar 24, 2018 11:43

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

The Bloop posted:

Rom was the main character on that show, anyway.

# ? Mar 24, 2018 12:08

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Zaphod42 posted:

135
246R

Especially if you don't have a 6th gear the R will often take that spot. But I've never seen gears where you go right from 1 to 2.

I drive two cars regularly, and always have to think for a moment before trying to reverse or select 6th, as one is
R135
_246
and the other is

135
24R

# ? Mar 24, 2018 12:17

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Delivery McGee posted:

If I ever get a tattoo, something based on this will be my first.

Y'all say tattoos should be personally meaningful, I spent 4 years of high school training to be a draughtsman/architect, took Photo 1 my second semester of college for the hell of it, worked for ten years as a photojournalist in a Nikon shop.

Well you're in the right topic for that future-tattoo, but I don't think any of us have said that

# ? Mar 24, 2018 13:21

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Johnny Truant posted:

Well you're in the right topic for that future-tattoo, but I don't think any of us have said that

looks like a lens mount

# ? Mar 24, 2018 13:44

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Johnny Truant posted:

Well you're in the right topic for that future-tattoo, but I don't think any of us have said that

I was really hoping it was full tongue-in-cheek.

# ? Mar 24, 2018 15:12

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Delivery McGee posted:

If I ever get a tattoo, something based on this will be my first.

Y'all say tattoos should be personally meaningful, I spent 4 years of high school training to be a draughtsman/architect, took Photo 1 my second semester of college for the hell of it, worked for ten years as a photojournalist in a Nikon shop.

This would need to be like a back piece to get all that detail in there properly. It's way too complicated.

EDIT: Oh, this is the tasteless tattoo thread, so now I assume it was sarcasm.

IUG has a new favorite as of 18:05 on Mar 24, 2018

# ? Mar 24, 2018 15:15

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

Delivery McGee posted:

If I ever get a tattoo, something based on this will be my first.

Y'all say tattoos should be personally meaningful, I spent 4 years of high school training to be a draughtsman/architect, took Photo 1 my second semester of college for the hell of it, worked for ten years as a photojournalist in a Nikon shop.

Make a few changes so it looks like goatse

# ? Mar 24, 2018 16:42

TimeWaster: Nov 1, 2011

Delivery McGee posted:

If I ever get a tattoo, something based on this will be my first.

Y'all say tattoos should be personally meaningful, I spent 4 years of high school training to be a draughtsman/architect, took Photo 1 my second semester of college for the hell of it, worked for ten years as a photojournalist in a Nikon shop.

At first glance I thought it was an Air Traffic Control radar overlay.

# ? Mar 26, 2018 21:23

Radio du Cambodge: Dec 3, 2007

I'm trying to find a photo I think got posted in this thread. It's a guy with a ton of small/medium size tattoos all over his chest and arms, all in a pretty jailhouse/DIY style, all black I think. Like he's COVERED. I remember on one pectoral he has Bart Simpson's head on Mickey Mouse's body, and the other pec had Bart Simpson's body with a Mickey Mouse head... The only other individual tattoo I can remember was a porno-angle closeup of a woman bent over, from behind, touching herself, up on his shoulder/pec as well. I seem to recall the person is from the UK. Ring any bells? I went back like 20 pages in this thread but it may have been an instagram link.

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