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Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/oIZl18o.mp4

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/09jQ1ha.gifv

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Hello and welcome back to Humans Bonding with Bloody Anything! Tonight's episode is "Woman Befriends Wingless Bumblebee"



https://imgur.com/gallery/CD2GP

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Nordick posted:

Hello and welcome back to Humans Bonding with Bloody Anything! Tonight's episode is "Woman Befriends Wingless Bumblebee"



https://imgur.com/gallery/CD2GP

I'M NOT CRYING. YOU'RE CRYING. IT'S JUST REALLY DAMP IN HERE OK

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/yadiruh/status/976658959909007360

tiercel
Apr 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/davidfirn/status/977199317038632960

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kiXh9rO79c

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

:thunk:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/977308482658603008

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




Idiot. Those are clearly dogs.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


I know they're verminous hoofrats but I've always liked deer. They're pretty, and they have this dumb-as-hell earnestness I find endearing.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS



“Hand over the salt-licks and nobody gets hurt.”

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I know they're verminous hoofrats but I've always liked deer. They're pretty, and they have this dumb-as-hell earnestness I find endearing.

Thought you said venomous hoofrats and I got really concerned about your local deer population

nuh-uh no way
Mar 27, 2010
YOSPOS oldie but a goodie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyihdsnO_V4&hd=1

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/VnYQaNQ.mp4

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Salt is mythology of sorts... Well poo poo: purity!

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.




....the noises I make reading this thread...

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Caedus posted:

....the noises I make reading this thread...

Snoofle snoofle snoofle

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Zookeepers recreating animal photos







More: https://imgur.com/gallery/KK8Fm

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

I put my phone down right in front of my puppy's nose and woke him up. He jumped and then was trying to figure out why it does not smell like a dog :3:

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Caedus posted:

....the noises I make reading this thread...

Go oooon.

https://i.imgur.com/4OIrRTP.mp4

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Moo and Gizmo :3:

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

The University of Washington got a new mascot

https://twitter.com/UWAthletics/status/977285189813420032

Judas Horse
Mar 24, 2018

ey im walkin simulator here


Snoot.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

You posted:

Content warning: Dogs being graded with brutal honesty.











Um, I don't believe there's any scientific validity to these ratings. Will need to snuggle these puppers to determine my own evaluations.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

The world does not deserve dogs.

(OMG he looks just like Freya whenever I'm dogsitting and I get home from work, I can hear the high-pitched doggy whines)

You
Oct 6, 2009

Alter Ego posted:

Um, I don't believe there's any scientific validity to these ratings. Will need to snuggle these puppers to determine my own evaluations.





Be careful whose dog rating system you criticize

You has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Mar 24, 2018

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
A bit meta, but what is it about puppies/kittens that taps into our brain chemistry? I know the obvious answer is it must be similar to human children or at least be in the same area of the brain releasing chemicals.

But why don't we just watch videos of human kids and get the same response? I'm a not a parent and I will happily entertain my parent friends (obviously) and I think kids can be cute but I would never type "baby videos" into youtube in the same way I do with dogs and cats.

Why is that?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jippa posted:

A bit meta, but what is it about puppies/kittens that taps into our brain chemistry? I know the obvious answer is it must be similar to human children or at least be in the same area of the brain releasing chemicals.

But why don't we just watch videos of human kids and get the same response? I'm a not a parent and I will happily entertain my parent friends (obviously) and I think kids can be cute but I would never type "baby videos" into youtube in the same way I do with dogs and cats.

Why is that?

Mind control parasites.

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



Jippa posted:

A bit meta, but what is it about puppies/kittens that taps into our brain chemistry? I know the obvious answer is it must be similar to human children or at least be in the same area of the brain releasing chemicals.

But why don't we just watch videos of human kids and get the same response? I'm a not a parent and I will happily entertain my parent friends (obviously) and I think kids can be cute but I would never type "baby videos" into youtube in the same way I do with dogs and cats.

Why is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9IuuRPPY80

Puppies are pure and good and you should hug them all.








Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Pets have evolved towards the maximum cuteness but being a cute as a baby doesn't increase your changes of getting laid.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Getting high on oxytocin. :swoon: (thanks for the video)

I'm still puzzled at why other peoples kids don't have the effect though.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Jippa posted:

A bit meta, but what is it about puppies/kittens that taps into our brain chemistry? I know the obvious answer is it must be similar to human children or at least be in the same area of the brain releasing chemicals.

But why don't we just watch videos of human kids and get the same response? I'm a not a parent and I will happily entertain my parent friends (obviously) and I think kids can be cute but I would never type "baby videos" into youtube in the same way I do with dogs and cats.

Why is that?

It's a highly evolved defense mechanism to make humans tolerate them because they're obnoxious, destructive little assholes.

I speak of kittens, puppies, and human babies alike.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jippa posted:

Getting high on oxytocin. :swoon: (thanks for the video)

I'm still puzzled at why other peoples kids don't have the effect though.

Because we are wired to see other peoples babies as a potential threat to our own. Other peoples babies consume resources that would benefit our own, and therefor are not to be protected like our own. We aren't wired to actively kill them simple because you don't kill off the herd.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

RFC2324 posted:

Because we are wired to see other peoples babies as a potential threat to our own. Other peoples babies consume resources that would benefit our own, and therefor are not to be protected like our own. We aren't wired to actively kill them simple because you don't kill off the herd.

gently caress. I suppose that makes sense.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Why the long face?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Instant Jellyfish posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9IuuRPPY80

Puppies are pure and good and you should hug them all.

Everything in this post is magical, but I want to highlight that video because it's scientific and good and concludes that dogs are just as happy to be with you as you are to be with them, so you aren't just helping yourself to a large dose of happiness by being with a puppy, you're making the puppy happy too!!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Pepper's face says stay away, but her butt says more rubs!

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/QnpsdmB.mp4

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Instant Jellyfish posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9IuuRPPY80

Puppies are pure and good and you should hug them all.










Where did Mina go? She's been replaced with a full-size dog :ohdear:.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdfMYWmhSs

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