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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Magic eyes always look pushed in to me instead of popped out. I think my eyes are broken.

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Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

Magic eyes always look pushed in to me instead of popped out. I think my eyes are broken.

It depends on how you focus on them. If you kind of cross your eyes to see it, it's usually pushed in. If you look past the image (like you're focusing in the distance), they are usually popped out.

Try the other way, and see if it's different. If not, yeah, your eyes are broken.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:27

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Magic eyes always look pushed in to me instead of popped out. I think my eyes are broken.

just means theyre backwards. take them out and reverse them

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Such Fun: May 6, 2013

Canned Panda posted:

It depends on how you focus on them. If you kind of cross your eyes to see it, it's usually pushed in. If you look past the image (like you're focusing in the distance), they are usually popped out.

Try the other way, and see if it's different. If not, yeah, your eyes are broken.

So either my eyes or my brain is broken, possibly both. I've never been able to make one work. But I can see several dozen dickbutts overlapping. When you don't have brokebrains, do you see one dickbutt with some 3d illusion, or several?

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:39

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Such Fun posted:

So either my eyes or my brain is broken, possibly both. I've never been able to make one work. But I can see several dozen dickbutts overlapping. When you don't have brokebrains, do you see one dickbutt with some 3d illusion, or several?

Yeah, it should be just one.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:40

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I always have to use something like this

http://magiceye.ecksdee.co.uk

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:41

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

just means theyre backwards. take them out and reverse them

Thnis jsut mdae everythung worsr!!!!

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:47

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Magic eyes always look pushed in to me instead of popped out. I think my eyes are broken.

This means you are crossing your eyes, instead of looking through it. I do this because it's easier sometimes, but then you have to figure out what it would look like with the depth reversed.

Such Fun posted:

So either my eyes or my brain is broken, possibly both. I've never been able to make one work. But I can see several dozen dickbutts overlapping. When you don't have brokebrains, do you see one dickbutt with some 3d illusion, or several?

This means that you let the pattern overlap more than once.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:58

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

IUG posted:

This means you are crossing your eyes, instead of looking through it. I do this because it's easier sometimes, but then you have to figure out what it would look like with the depth reversed.

I cross my eyes. I look through. It never goddamn works. Did like, half of the global population agree to gently caress with the other half?

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:04

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Magic eyes always look pushed in to me instead of popped out. I think my eyes are broken.

Magic eyes are often much harder on the man then the woman.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:08

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

burexas.irom posted:

So I'm laying out a design (and getting paid for it, wow) and I needed to see how high two rows of text are so I just mashed my keyboard and apparently came up with a new expression for midlife crisis.

For potential depressed parental needs;

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:23

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Data Graham posted:

I always have to use something like this

http://magiceye.ecksdee.co.uk

Just use a difference layer in photoshop and move the layer over until the image reveals itself.

EDIT: Here, I saved this ages ago. It was made by someone here on the forums:

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Mar 27, 2018

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:27

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Canned Panda posted:

oooo Magic Eye!

I found a website and made this, just for you guys:

Unfortunately you were beaten, badly

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Well that one you're expecting it! I liked the surprise.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:37

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

There's something subtly masterful about having the background be made of only ethan's face and not lilahs or any of the other faces or artwork

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Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:45

spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

The Bloop posted:

My recent story of people not getting paid for their work that also relates to funny pictures, without itself being a funny picture, is having to repeatedly explain to my boss that just because you found an image in a Google search doesn't mean we can use it for free in our advertising gently caress I'm trying to not get your rear end sued here in addition to not being a loving rear end in a top hat

I keep getting short lovely corporate videos passed to me to re-edit or tidy up and every other one comes with a music track that after a quick Shazam shows to be from an artist that we certainly haven't have paid a licence fee for.
Can't get through to these people.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:48

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

Pick posted:

I love him

He is the best person

Facebook Aunt posted:

Does this clear it up for you at all?

https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagra...392165376_n.mp4

I've MADE ice cream by hand and now I'm more confused than ever.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:50

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Data Graham posted:

I always have to use something like this

http://magiceye.ecksdee.co.uk

Thank you for this. I have never been able to see those rotten things.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:54

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Elias_Maluco posted:

Gonna need a name change to Pro Trump Furry Porn thanks

# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:55

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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BrianBoitano posted:

Posting this image will go over well

Guy Goodbody posted:

he's not even eating the popcorn. He's just putting it in his open mouth

# ? Mar 27, 2018 17:07

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

I cross my eyes. I look through. It never goddamn works. Did like, half of the global population agree to gently caress with the other half?

I can basically just lock my eyes and do it now. I had a bunch of books from when I was a kid, and that helped me do it.

Basically, there's a vertical pattern in the image. On the books, they used to have two dots at the top of the page. When you go crosseye (or whatever the reverse it called), you see four dots. But when you can get the double to line up and only see 3 total dots, the pattern lined up, and you can see it.

Another trick was to look past the page into the distance. Then your eyes were focused past the image. Without moving your eyes, you move the picture up so that it enters your line of sight, and your eyes are already focusing usually in the right way.

Here's an image with those dots that might help. Put it at the top of your screen, and try to focus on something behind your monitor.
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F4-dVIc9jNwo%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1

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Chard: Aug 24, 2010

not sure how this post got here

Chard has a new favorite as of 17:18 on Mar 27, 2018

# ? Mar 27, 2018 17:14

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

spookygonk posted:

I keep getting short lovely corporate videos passed to me to re-edit or tidy up and every other one comes with a music track that after a quick Shazam shows to be from an artist that we certainly haven't have paid a licence fee for.
Can't get through to these people.

I recently bought massive brush set for Procreate. So many excellent brushes. The artist just wanted a donation of whatever we wanted. I only gave 5 bucks because I am broke and am just using them for a hobby. However, I'm hoping I will find a job eventually and will probably go back and pay quite a bit more for more brushes and pallettes from him, but still probably not enough to support him.

I'm really hoping that companies don't just order their artists to get the brushes for free and that they pay a decent price for his hardwork and technical expertise.

I grabbed the pack I did because there are a lot brushes that are fantastic for adding volume to things. But, realistically, with a lot of the brushes in the pack that I don't use, any jackass could make a full, really lovely nature scape.

So I kinda expect people with an ipad to use those brushes and get paying gigs where people compliment their skill when they did nothing but download a brushset without paying anything.

Bored has a new favorite as of 17:24 on Mar 27, 2018

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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Neddy Seagoon posted:

For potential depressed parental needs;

Dad's sad, so what?

# ? Mar 27, 2018 17:35

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Magic eye trick #17

Put a reflective sheet like lamination over it, (or on a screen) then focus on a reflection in the surface instead of the image.

I trained myself this way when the were first big in the 90s and now I have a hard time NOT seeing them. Sometimes random poo poo like sidewalk cement lines up for me and goes 3D lol

# ? Mar 27, 2018 17:49

Riatsala: Nov 20, 2013; All Princesses are Tyrants

I feel like all this exposure for work talk is helping me understand the concept of being triggered. I'm a GIS consultant, which in layman's terms means I set up mapping systems or design maps for organizations.

Setting up mapping systems usually garners a better customer base because if a company or individual knows they need to hire a GIS professional in the first place, they've already asked their IT guy to do it, and have subsequently learned it's its own beast and not something everyone can do.

Cartography design, though, holy poo poo. People do not realize the amount of time and money that goes into making maps. I need $3,000 a year in software licenses alone, and this doesn't include my plotter, material costs, computer hardware costs, field equipment, etc, etc.

It's like all the worst parts of being a graphic designer mixed with all the worst parts of being a computer toucher. "Yes, could you please make a map of all 4000 properties our real estate company manages? Updated every month? No, we don't have any geographic data, just a list of 4000 misspelled addresses. Make the symbol for each property our company logo. No, our new logo. And each one has to be legible. On a 24 x 36 map. Can you print us 300 copies? We need it in an hour. We can discuss your pay if we like your work."

This is why I have implemented a $100 consultation fee for all new customers, which gets you a 2-hour on site consultation that acts as a deposit towards any further contracts. It weeds out a lot of the fuckery.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 17:51

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Riatsala posted:

I feel like all this exposure for work talk is helping me understand the concept of being triggered. I'm a GIS consultant, which in layman's terms means I set up mapping systems or design maps for organizations.

Setting up mapping systems usually garners a better customer base because if a company or individual knows they need to hire a GIS professional in the first place, they've already asked their IT guy to do it, and have subsequently learned it's its own beast and not something everyone can do.

Cartography design, though, holy poo poo. People do not realize the amount of time and money that goes into making maps. I need $3,000 a year in software licenses alone, and this doesn't include my plotter, material costs, computer hardware costs, field equipment, etc, etc.

It's like all the worst parts of being a graphic designer mixed with all the worst parts of being a computer toucher. "Yes, could you please make a map of all 4000 properties our real estate company manages? Updated every month? No, we don't have any geographic data, just a list of 4000 misspelled addresses. Make the symbol for each property our company logo. No, our new logo. And each one has to be legible. On a 24 x 36 map. Can you print us 300 copies? We need it in an hour. We can discuss your pay if we like your work."

This is why I have implemented a $100 consultation fee for all new customers, which gets you a 2-hour on site consultation that acts as a deposit towards any further contracts. It weeds out a lot of the fuckery.

"Why the gently caress would we pay you to do a google image search"

# ? Mar 27, 2018 18:00

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Riatsala posted:

I feel like all this exposure for work talk is helping me understand the concept of being triggered. I'm a GIS consultant, which in layman's terms means I set up mapping systems or design maps for organizations.

Setting up mapping systems usually garners a better customer base because if a company or individual knows they need to hire a GIS professional in the first place, they've already asked their IT guy to do it, and have subsequently learned it's its own beast and not something everyone can do.

Cartography design, though, holy poo poo. People do not realize the amount of time and money that goes into making maps. I need $3,000 a year in software licenses alone, and this doesn't include my plotter, material costs, computer hardware costs, field equipment, etc, etc.

It's like all the worst parts of being a graphic designer mixed with all the worst parts of being a computer toucher. "Yes, could you please make a map of all 4000 properties our real estate company manages? Updated every month? No, we don't have any geographic data, just a list of 4000 misspelled addresses. Make the symbol for each property our company logo. No, our new logo. And each one has to be legible. On a 24 x 36 map. Can you print us 300 copies? We need it in an hour. We can discuss your pay if we like your work."

This is why I have implemented a $100 consultation fee for all new customers, which gets you a 2-hour on site consultation that acts as a deposit towards any further contracts. It weeds out a lot of the fuckery.

I've been looking at real estate for the past couple years. It is laffo how completely inept they are at having online presence.
Plus, they don't know gently caress all about to list houses to actually sell. I've found so much wrong information, or I've had to figure poo poo out myself.
And whoever takes pictures needs a goddamn class taken. Like, FFS, learn to take decent pictures

# ? Mar 27, 2018 18:04

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Riatsala posted:

I feel like all this exposure for work talk is helping me understand the concept of being triggered. I'm a GIS consultant, which in layman's terms means I set up mapping systems or design maps for organizations.

Setting up mapping systems usually garners a better customer base because if a company or individual knows they need to hire a GIS professional in the first place, they've already asked their IT guy to do it, and have subsequently learned it's its own beast and not something everyone can do.

Cartography design, though, holy poo poo. People do not realize the amount of time and money that goes into making maps. I need $3,000 a year in software licenses alone, and this doesn't include my plotter, material costs, computer hardware costs, field equipment, etc, etc.

It's like all the worst parts of being a graphic designer mixed with all the worst parts of being a computer toucher. "Yes, could you please make a map of all 4000 properties our real estate company manages? Updated every month? No, we don't have any geographic data, just a list of 4000 misspelled addresses. Make the symbol for each property our company logo. No, our new logo. And each one has to be legible. On a 24 x 36 map. Can you print us 300 copies? We need it in an hour. We can discuss your pay if we like your work."

This is why I have implemented a $100 consultation fee for all new customers, which gets you a 2-hour on site consultation that acts as a deposit towards any further contracts. It weeds out a lot of the fuckery.

Alteryx + Tableau and like $30,000/year in licensing fees for datasets is what the guy we have uses. I have no idea what his salary is.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:02

post-apocalyptic erotica: Jan 28, 2013

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/narcokitty404/status/976181779219603458

Pretty late, but

Corpus Crispies

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:14

Riatsala: Nov 20, 2013; All Princesses are Tyrants

Phy posted:

"Why the gently caress would we pay you to do a google image search"

You have no idea how confusing that acronym is for me when I'm reading these forums.

Johnny Aztec posted:

I've been looking at real estate for the past couple years. It is laffo how completely inept they are at having online presence.
Plus, they don't know gently caress all about to list houses to actually sell. I've found so much wrong information, or I've had to figure poo poo out myself.
And whoever takes pictures needs a goddamn class taken. Like, FFS, learn to take decent pictures

In my experience like 1/10 of all real estate people are even okay human beings. I had one firm who did not understand why I wouldn't extend my "friends, family, and good people" discount to them like I did to a local animal shelter.

Aleph Null posted:

Alteryx + Tableau and like $30,000/year in licensing fees for datasets is what the guy we have uses. I have no idea what his salary is.

Good lord. I use the ESRI and Adobe suites, personally, but I'm just a crappy, early career one man operation. I couldn't even guess what that guy makes; in house GIS analysts go for anywhere from 30,000 to 120,000 or more depending on industry, experience, and location, but if he's worth that much in datasets and using specialized analysis software I'm gonna guess he's making bank.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:37

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/978626703743504384

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:30

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Is a gender reveal some sort of trans thing? And I need a link to that video.

E- I didn�t find the video exactly but this is weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCBLUmtkEc8

Snowy has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Mar 27, 2018

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:35

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Gender reveal is some new suburban/rural white people thing where they come up with a complicated way to reveal the gender of their unborn child for instagram and twitter likes.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:39

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

burexas.irom posted:

So I'm laying out a design (and getting paid for it, wow) and I needed to see how high two rows of text are so I just mashed my keyboard and apparently came up with a new expression for midlife crisis.

Dad gadg?

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:44

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

Well that one you're expecting it! I liked the surprise.

Is Loss ever actually a surprise any more though?

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:47

Skeleton Mom: Aug 11, 2008

yeah a gender reveal is like, the opposite of a trans thing. it's the most white cishet thing imaginable, like a "sweet sixteen" or owning and maintaining a lawn

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:49

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

There's no law saying you can't have your own gender reveal as an adult

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's no law saying you can't have your own gender reveal as an adult

Depends on the time and place, in my experience.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:54

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