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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
its important so you get good latency from the pencil otherwise not really

the new ipad has an a10 which is better than the original pro so its fine

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crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
a half price ipencil called crayon
a half price ipencil called crayon
a half price ipencil called crayon

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
this has killed all future jokes. it is set up and it is punchline. it is the singularity of humour. nothing can come after it, and since it has invaded my mind, i am not sure there was anything before it. it is the alpha and the omega. it is fact and it is comic exaggeration. it is the culmination of a modern post-ironic world and it has broken my mind.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

that was a v good south park episode

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

rapeface posted:

this has killed all future jokes. it is set up and it is punchline. it is the singularity of humour. nothing can come after it, and since it has invaded my mind, i am not sure there was anything before it. it is the alpha and the omega. it is fact and it is comic exaggeration. it is the culmination of a modern post-ironic world and it has broken my mind.

I don’t understand why it’s supposed to be funny.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rapeface posted:

this has killed all future jokes. it is set up and it is punchline. it is the singularity of humour. nothing can come after it, and since it has invaded my mind, i am not sure there was anything before it. it is the alpha and the omega. it is fact and it is comic exaggeration. it is the culmination of a modern post-ironic world and it has broken my mind.

is your usename rapeface

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

new ipad looking good, reasonable price and fixes some of the worst stupidity of the ipencil. think i'll get one for stuff like pdf annotating

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
idk anything anymore

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

is your usename rapeface

i think it is, op.

ufarn
May 30, 2009
https://twitter.com/reckless/status/978668365723197440

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
wait, so that was seriously the only new things to come from this announcement?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

rapeface posted:

a half price ipencil called crayon
a half price ipencil called crayon
a half price ipencil called crayon

The Russians used a crayon

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

wait, so that was seriously the only new things to come from this announcement?

tje enterprise style cloud management tools would be huge, but of course they're edu only

ufarn
May 30, 2009
in apple's defence, this lineup of ipads, pencils, and peripherals will introduce the next generation of students to purestrain socialism

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
paging JLG

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I just tried to use Apple maps. it decided I’d arrived at my destination while I was still a mile away and then refused to give me any further hints. good job definitely gonna use this again next time I want to get horribly lost

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

<3 joanna

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

graph posted:

paging JLG

beos was cool but if Apple bought it we would be using windows phones and blackberry today

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Soricidus posted:

I just tried to use Apple maps. it decided I’d arrived at my destination while I was still a mile away and then refused to give me any further hints. good job definitely gonna use this again next time I want to get horribly lost

you’re welcome

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

The Management posted:

beos was cool but if Apple bought it we would be using windows phones and blackberry today

jlg called nilay a manchild on twitter for his spikey wrist jewelry and had a meltdown

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
timb: i'd be richer than god if i hosed you the way facebook does, but i won't

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

very surprised that didn't open a tab to the onion

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013


🙏

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

quote:


Recode's Kara Swisher asked Cook: what would he do if he were Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg?

"I wouldn’t be in this situation," he said.


zuck got cucked by cook

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

are we praying or is this a high five, because that's very important to know when using this emoji

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

graph posted:

jlg called nilay a manchild on twitter for his spikey wrist jewelry and had a meltdown

jlg or nilay?

i mean, for either of them it's funny.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
nilay "not a suit" patel

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
https://twitter.com/reckless/status/587352177418575872

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/587412972525477888

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/587353807941726209

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/587354199530328066

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/587354575809728514

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

infernal machines posted:

are we praying or is this a high five, because that's very important to know when using this emoji

praise be to timb *Eiffel tower high five*

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

i will love this until the day i die

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


SaturdayKnight posted:

current pro is a10x, the new kids iPad is a regular a10. not quite the same thing. i keep seeing people confusing the two, but the pro is definitely still more powerful.

add to this that ipad pro has 4 GB of RAM, regular ipad (including the new one) only has 2 GB

switch between a dozen apps fastrer including that game of FTL and an endless Numbers spreadsheet

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

zuck got cucked by cook

:coal:

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

infernal machines posted:

nilay "not a suit" patel

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)


he really doesn't want to fit in, or be, his suit

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
ENTREPRENEUR: Huh?
NILAY: (shows his bracelet)
ENTREPRENEUR: Ah! The Bracelet of Irony!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
watching all the other tech giants take obvious and open pleasure in zucks troubles is hella entertaining

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

FMguru posted:

watching all the other tech giants take obvious and open pleasure in zucks troubles is hella entertaining

ya. you can tell they've been waiting for this poo poo for a while, suffering through all those missed data profits

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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

my absolute fave rn is the people who, upon learning that their Android smartphone makes it incredibly easy for apps like Facebook to scrape all their information, react by deleting Facebook in a big huff but continuing to use Android

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