AFL 2018 - the darkest timeline is yellow and black

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monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

The choke is real.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:05

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:13

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

Lol ruck nomination is the worst rule

Why?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:06

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Lol what the gently caress astbury

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:06

boy undead: Nov 11, 2006; time to get prolific with
the whiz kid

rory is dreamy btw

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:11

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

When Martin kicked his 4th or 5th it was off the back of adelaide forgetting to nominate a ruck which left Riewoldt to take the ball out of the ruck unopposed with nobody allowed to touch him and kick it towards the square

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:24

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

I like this Fogerty kid a whole bunch

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:27

Forum Joe: Jun 8, 2001; Every day I'm shuffling!

Ask me about Tasmania!

snaeksikn posted:

with nobody allowed to touch him and kick it towards the square

No, you misunderstand the rule. Opponents aren't allowed to touch IT but they are allowed to touch HIM.

HTH.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:27

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

When Martin kicked his 4th or 5th it was off the back of adelaide forgetting to nominate a ruck which left Riewoldt to take the ball out of the ruck unopposed with nobody allowed to touch him and kick it towards the square

An Adelaide player could have tackled him and as he took it out of the ruck it�s automatic prior and holding the ball if he doesn�t dispose correctly. Adelaide are just dumb

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:29

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

we won tho so it's all good

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:33

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

tbh i just hope richmond don't sink as far as the bulldogs have

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:46

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

OK then, adelaide just badly misplaced the situation

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:47

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

snoremac posted:

tbh i just hope richmond don't sink as far as the bulldogs have

Agreed, hope it's lower

# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:47

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

snoremac posted:

tbh i just hope richmond don't sink as far as the bulldogs have

We beat them by more last year. They don't need to worry yet.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:03

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Go crows TBH, Fogarty is a big lad

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:06

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

fogarty is a character

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:08

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

snaeksikn posted:

Agreed, hope it's lower

that's quite sickening

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:10

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

NTRabbit posted:

Go crows TBH, Fogarty is a big lad

I've decided with Charlie gone he's my new favourite

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:12

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Chairchucker posted:

I've decided with Charlie gone he's my new favourite

Good choice tbh

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:50

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Chairchucker posted:

I've decided with Charlie gone he's my new favourite

He's my Father In Law's new favorite

He's a Port supporter

The power of Fogarty

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:14

Periphery: Jul 27, 2003; ...

Apparently Paddy McCartin said this the other day:

quote:

�Going into a game if I�m nervous, generally what will happen is my blood sugars will run a bit higher,� McCartin said.

�If my blood sugars are like 18 or 19, it�s the equivalent of being really hung-over.�

You'd sure as gently caress hope that the Saints knew about this and if it can be effectively managed before they took him with pick 1. It does potentially explain why some games he looks super lethargic and others he looks fine.

While I've seen signs that indicate to me that Paddy has the skill to live up to being taken with pick 1, this worries me a lot.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 23:20

The Deadly Hume: May 26, 2004; Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

Try playing "Yellow and Black at him over and over and see if that helps with his anxiety before games.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 23:35

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

Make him play with a blindfold on too, that'll calm him right down.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 00:07

Periphery: Jul 27, 2003; ...

A blacked out motorcycle helmet with inbuilt headphones that constantly play the Tigers theme song. Just give him the Coleman now imo.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 00:09

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Periphery posted:

Apparently Paddy McCartin said this the other day:

You'd sure as gently caress hope that the Saints knew about this and if it can be effectively managed before they took him with pick 1. It does potentially explain why some games he looks super lethargic and others he looks fine.

While I've seen signs that indicate to me that Paddy has the skill to live up to being taken with pick 1, this worries me a lot.

Tim Watson�s response was that he will never criticise paddy For anything ever again, proving that even when he�s trying to be woke he misses the point entirely

# ? Mar 30, 2018 00:09

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Sounds like he'll be a ripping player in finals

# ? Mar 30, 2018 01:45

Periphery: Jul 27, 2003; ...

To be fair, he seems to be describing what it feels like to have a high blood sugar reading, not saying that he can't manage it with insulin on game-day. It might not be a problem at all, just something he needs to recognise and respond to with proper treatment.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:43

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

Damian Barrett giving us a taste of his journalistic prowess:

Round 1:

Round 2:

Thanks for the insight skip. Pack your poo poo and loving disappear.
Ps. It was his ankle, the knee surgery was minor to remove bone fragments and hasn't hampered his mobility you absolutely incompetent, useless excuse for a loving 'professional.'

# ? Mar 30, 2018 05:24

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

don't read sliding doors

# ? Mar 30, 2018 05:32

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

And yet Damo is somehow still not the worst AFL journo.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 05:35

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I think is is the most Richmond thing ever that their fans were crowing that thy were guaranteed to go back to back after one win, and are now certain they will be wooden spooners after one loss.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 05:35

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

Dig out the ol' microwaves.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 05:37

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Periphery posted:

Apparently Paddy McCartin said this the other day:

You'd sure as gently caress hope that the Saints knew about this and if it can be effectively managed before they took him with pick 1. It does potentially explain why some games he looks super lethargic and others he looks fine.

While I've seen signs that indicate to me that Paddy has the skill to live up to being taken with pick 1, this worries me a lot.

His diabeetus was well known in his draft year and was a topic of considerable interest to the Saints before they drafted. EQ did a detailed piece on it.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 05:52

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

This is not a good match

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:31

The Deadly Hume: May 26, 2004; Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

Diet Crack posted:

Damian Barrett giving us a taste of his journalistic prowess:

Round 1:

Round 2:

I thought the column was called Sliding Doors not Groundhog Day

Solemn Sloth posted:

This is not a good match

I started to watch because hey nothing else to do but I realised it was Norf vs Saints

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:41

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Have you ever shanked a kick as badly as Anderson?

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:46

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Good Friday matches canceled in future after this game offends everyone

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:46

boy undead: Nov 11, 2006; time to get prolific with
the whiz kid

More like bad Friday football

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:48

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Testekill posted:

Have you ever shanked a kick as badly as Anderson?

hi im max gawn

also astbury last night

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:52

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

26 inside 50's combined that quarter for one goal. Pisssssssssssssss

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:56

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:13

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Quantum Shart posted:

26 inside 50's combined that quarter for one goal. Pisssssssssssssss

North Melbourne and St Kilda deprive Royal Childrens Hospital of funding in Good Friday disgrace

# ? Mar 30, 2018 06:57

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