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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Wow, bits of things! My favorite!

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il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

I love the flag stuck in there in case some other country tries to steal it.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:13

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Such Fun posted:

You forgot the best mystery meat + green stuff:

Erwtensoep, ""pea" "soup"". Hmmmm!

Edit: I think traditional Dutch cuisine is the reason a lot of people here are open to a multicultural society.

I assume it's also why they're so lenient on drugs; if they weren't high they'd starve to death.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:14

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Food with flavor is for those fancy Latin speaking peoples to the south. Germanic peoples need bland, fatty food. :science:

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:18

Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

How have we been talking about weird drunk food for 2 pages and nobody has posted this gem?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:21

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:26

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/mammothfactory/status/979083093943488512

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:40

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:49

Chin Strap: Nov 24, 2002; I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap; Pillbug

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Wow Dutch cuisine really improved lately. It almost makes me want to eat that

edit: for reference this is "native" Dutch food and the reason why that kapsalon horror is so popular;

My favorite thing when I visited Amsterdam was this restaurant clearly trying to bring in tourists, with a sign that advertised "Typical Dutch Food". I think the word they were looking for was "Traditional" or "Authentic", but "Typical" certainly conveyed a lot more meaning.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:55

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Such Fun posted:

Edit: I think traditional Dutch cuisine is the reason a lot of people here are open to a multicultural society.

I know this is PYF not D&D but nobody else has said anything yet and I think it'd a bit disingenuous to let people walk away from this thinking the Netherlands is some multicultural paradise because of a Dutch food joke. So I'm leaving this post here in case anybody wants to google and get a more nuanced understanding

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:06

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I know this is PYF not D&D but nobody else has said anything yet and I think it'd a bit disingenuous to let people walk away from this thinking the Netherlands is some multicultural paradise because of a Dutch food joke. So I'm leaving this post here in case anybody wants to google and get a more nuanced understanding

I assume you're called 'Dutch' because it beats being 'Nethers'

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:15

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Randaconda posted:

Food with flavor is for those fancy Latin speaking peoples to the south. Germanic peoples need bland, fatty food.

How else would they survive the winter?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:18

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Brewmaster posted:

How have we been talking about weird drunk food for 2 pages and nobody has posted this gem?

I love reading that every time it's posted :allears:

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:29

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Every food with more than one ingredient is a soup, a sandwich, a poutine, and a steak.

Nastyman has a new favorite as of 14:36 on Mar 29, 2018

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:31

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

Inescapable Duck posted:

I assume you're called 'Dutch' because it beats being 'Nethers'

Same for Low Countries and Nether Regions.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:35

Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

Inescapable Duck posted:

I assume you're called 'Dutch' because it beats being 'Nethers'

I like calling them "Swamp Germans" but they don't seem to appreciate it.

*edit* oops wrong quote

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:41

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Wow, bits of things! My favorite!

I ate that once but it was all stuff in a hot dog bun. Pretty good, really.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:45

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Such Fun posted:

You forgot the best mystery meat + green stuff:

Erwtensoep, ""pea" "soup"". Hmmmm!

Edit: I think traditional Dutch cuisine is the reason a lot of people here are open to a multicultural society.

That's one of my favorites foods

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:52

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Samuringa posted:

That's one of my favorites foods

I suppose you never tried the normal, non-dutch version then

# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:56

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

Elias_Maluco posted:

I was pointlessly flown to Nashville for the week for work (I usually work remotely), and this image triggers me right now.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 15:24

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Brewmaster posted:

How have we been talking about weird drunk food for 2 pages and nobody has posted this gem?

The kebabs here in Germany are actually pretty drat nice, I have to say. I eat them for far too many meals. I live right above a kebab shop, and the guys who work there are actively trying to teach me German every time I come in.

In fact, not too long before I left Austin, some German former UT students opened up a chain of restaurants that specialized specifically in Berlin-style kebabs.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 15:34

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Trig Discipline posted:

The kebabs here in Germany are actually pretty drat nice, I have to say. I eat them for far too many meals. I live right above a kebab shop, and the guys who work there are actively trying to teach me German every time I come in.

In fact, not too long before I left Austin, some German former UT students opened up a chain of restaurants that specialized specifically in Berlin-style kebabs.

Are any/all of them named Amir?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 15:35

You: Oct 6, 2009

# ? Mar 29, 2018 15:54

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Trig Discipline posted:

In fact, not too long before I left Austin, some German former UT students opened up a chain of restaurants that specialized specifically in Berlin-style kebabs.

VertsKebap? That didn't really last: they renamed themselves twice, opened then closed a bunch of locations, and the kebab isn't even on the menu anymore. The food's reasonably good for what it is, just not at all what they started as.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:10

Such Fun: May 6, 2013

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I know this is PYF not D&D but nobody else has said anything yet and I think it'd a bit disingenuous to let people walk away from this thinking the Netherlands is some multicultural paradise because of a Dutch food joke. So I'm leaving this post here in case anybody wants to google and get a more nuanced understanding

Alas, you have foiled my clever ruse! Now the fine people on this dead gay forum will not walk away believing the lie that the Netherlands is a multicultural paradise with gross food.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:11

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

You posted:

Now that's what I call a taco.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:30

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

Phanatic posted:

Now that's what I call a taco.

But not until it's put in our commemorative tote bag, filled with vegetarian chili!

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:36

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Phanatic posted:

Now that's what I call a taco.

This is clearly a sandwich

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:42

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

hhhat posted:

This is clearly a sandwich

It is clearly a calzone.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:43

You: Oct 6, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It is clearly a calzone.

Actually it's called a calskrove.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:47

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

hhhat posted:

This is clearly a sandwich

A taco is a sandwich.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:49

McPhearson: Aug 4, 2007; Hot Damn!

SpacePig posted:

But not until it's put in our commemorative tote bag, filled with vegetarian chili!

In case no one has seen that monstrosity actually get made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIkojfQDxA&t=322s

# ? Mar 29, 2018 16:57

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Brewmaster posted:

I like calling them "Swamp Germans" but they don't seem to appreciate it.

I doubt they give a poo poo

# ? Mar 29, 2018 17:03

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

Dutch cuisine is Indonesian food and fried garbage. Sometimes both.

It's sort of depressing actually. I did my thesis on why people in urban areas in the Netherlands don't garden, and among the many reasons is that you can't really grow anything you'd want to eat/put effort into compared to what you can get at the store.There's just not enough sunshine or warmth and it's too damp. I've tried multiple times to grow a garden in pots and the only thing I can manage is dill and chamomile. All my eggplants and tomatoes and zucchinnis and pumpkins and peppers just die. Gonna try beets and kale this year, maybe I'll get something outta that.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 17:17

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35899023

# ? Mar 29, 2018 17:23

You: Oct 6, 2009

# ? Mar 29, 2018 17:31

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Dutch cuisine is Indonesian food and fried garbage. Sometimes both.

It's sort of depressing actually. I did my thesis on why people in urban areas in the Netherlands don't garden, and among the many reasons is that you can't really grow anything you'd want to eat/put effort into compared to what you can get at the store.There's just not enough sunshine or warmth and it's too damp. I've tried multiple times to grow a garden in pots and the only thing I can manage is dill and chamomile. All my eggplants and tomatoes and zucchinnis and pumpkins and peppers just die. Gonna try beets and kale this year, maybe I'll get something outta that.

What about getting grow lights and doing it indoors? Like if you have a free porch or extra room you might be able to grow some good food. It may be a bit expensive but good god, man.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 17:36