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Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

in two years you'll only be able to get OSX on Apple laptops lmao

actually you'll be able to run windows rt in a virtual machine too :colbert:

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
it’s happening.gif

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Shaggar posted:

if you cant run windows on a mac then what would be the point?

gross. no one does this out of choice. Linux on a Mac is more respectable

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

ouch, my hackintosh

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

I bought an Apple (AAPL) Watch. It’s ok I guess.

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
It will be interesting to see if they replace intel cpus in their workstations too

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
they don't make those anymore

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

edit: wrong thread

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Anal Del Raytheon posted:

https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/980865163321585664

Apple Plans to Use Its Own Chips in Macs From 2020, Replacing Intel

hahahahahahahah yessssssss gently caress all you people that said I was crazy

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

echinopsis posted:

oh don't get me wrong, he does that too. but then it gets lost.. or the papers pile up..

like its not lost on me, paying $700 to do something that costs $5, but I really wanna encourage his story telling, and I reckon there must be some apps or something that enable creating a comic book or something. he likes poo poo like diary of a wimpy kid and captain underpants and that style of thing is perfectly suited to making on an ipad.. but being able to make pages and saved to the cloud instantly and stored for life.. rather than lost and annoying?

I used to write some poo poo. I really liked it. not like one of those stupid rubber stylses.. the pencil works well

if you actually care purchase the kid a medium intuos with the wireless adapter and civardi's drawing portraits, then force him to practice 2 hours a day

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Maximum Leader posted:

It will be interesting to see if they replace intel cpus in their workstations too

what workstations?

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

The workstation segment is stupid and if that stuff is really so important and requires that level of hardware it should be running on a remote app session on server hardware

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Let me just run this business critical workload on some OEM shitbox with disk faults and unmonitored ram errors all over the place

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
wonder what cremnob is doing right now


you ever go outside at night and look up at the stars and wonder if somewhere hes outside looking up at the same stars you are? makes u think

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
good riddance to x86 garbage.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Anal Del Raytheon posted:

wonder what cremnob is doing right now


you ever go outside at night and look up at the stars and wonder if somewhere hes outside looking up at the same stars you are? makes u think

https://twitter.com/cremnob/status/979119963150565376

https://twitter.com/cremnob/status/979120322061393920


:allears:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

Let me just run this business critical workload on some OEM shitbox with disk faults and unmonitored ram errors all over the place

hello yes, welcome to small/medium business

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

Let me just run this business critical workload on some OEM shitbox with disk faults and unmonitored ram errors all over the place

so what do you use to write iOS apps?

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



lmao so i just saw a samesung commercial for their new shitphone and theyre advertising their animoji rip off with an actor that even looks like the girl in the apple adds

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

hobbesmaster posted:

so what do you use to write iOS apps?

The Power Trashcan until Apple finally realizes they need to get back in to the virtualization market

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
finally we can get back to the good ol days of mac pc platform wars

is arm the new powerPC? here's hoping

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

The Power Trashcan until Apple finally realizes they need to get back in to the virtualization market

lol

double lol that this is their actual answer

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
that's one way to drive trashmac sales

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

So yeah uh does this mean

1) all macs will now be ARM
2) apple will start manufacturing x86 chips
3) they invent their own architecture?

Because I'm not sure which of those three is more hilarious

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

new macs will run iDevice A series chips

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

So yeah uh does this mean

1) all macs will now be ARM
2) apple will start manufacturing x86 chips
3) they invent their own architecture?

Because I'm not sure which of those three is more hilarious

4) apple is tanking intel stock to get a better deal on mac cpu contract renewal

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

So yeah uh does this mean

1) all macs will now be ARM
2) apple will start manufacturing x86 chips
3) they invent their own architecture?

Because I'm not sure which of those three is more hilarious

2. involving “buying” but not actually buying amd to keep the x86 license intact is the funniest I think

cinci zoo sniper posted:

4) apple is tanking intel stock to get a better deal on mac cpu contract renewal

most likely outcome however

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

ya apple's playing hardball

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
intel deserves to go out of business for a whole variety of issues, most recently the fact that they did not recall and replace all the processors affected by the meltdown and spectre defects

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc5Xws9TKlQ

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Sagebrush posted:

So yeah uh does this mean

1) all macs will now be ARM
2) apple will start manufacturing x86 chips
3) they invent their own architecture?

Because I'm not sure which of those three is more hilarious

apple already invented their own architecture. it’s called arm64.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i am excite for my dual 20 core a15 workstation

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

cant wait for the Ipad version of pro tools

might actually require more dongles than running it on a trash can does now, which is a hell of a feat

johny does it again

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Penguissimo posted:

johny does it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDoZz4ET3nw

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Stymie posted:

intel deserves to go out of business for a whole variety of issues, most recently the fact that they did not recall and replace all the processors affected by the meltdown and spectre defects

i kinda thought you'd be making a bigger deal out of intel disclosing spectre/meltdown to china long before anyone else

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Sagebrush posted:

So yeah uh does this mean

1) all macs will now be ARM
2) apple will start manufacturing x86 chips
3) they invent their own architecture?

Because I'm not sure which of those three is more hilarious

comedy option

1.2) apple buys ARM

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
got the company-issued laptop at my new job today. wtf is this poo poo where my function keys used to be lmao

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
an unsold iwatch

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

vodkat posted:

comedy option

1.2) apple buys ARM

softbank bought ARM a couple years ago for $23 billion

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
bring back the acorn riscpc

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