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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Johnny Truant posted:

52 new posts drat Fortnite is really po-

My first thought when I saw all the posts was �oh god, did they change something or maybe the game completely crashed?�

Can�t decide if the reality is better or worse tbh

# ? Apr 3, 2018 01:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:42

Taylor Swift: Feb 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Yeah but you actually need to be funny. Saying lovely things doesn't make you funny, it makes you an rear end in a top hat.

90% of the posters on this website are evidence ~~youre right~~youre wrong

Taylor Swift fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Apr 3, 2018

# ? Apr 3, 2018 01:21

Cheen: Apr 17, 2005

Taylor Swift posted:

90% of the posters on this website are evidence ~~youre right~~youre wrong

Are you still doxxing 12 year olds?

# ? Apr 3, 2018 01:34

gaymartin: Jan 5, 2015; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 7 years!)

The something awful DOT com former comedy website, a place once known for its edgy and extreme humor, a place that openly mocked 9/11 mere days after it happened.

Its user base is now compromised entirely compromised of pearl clutching soccer moms endlessly shaking their fists at something and can't come up with an insult wittier than nazi, like that's supposed to mean anything at this point, or even give you power over them.

The fact that this discussion is being had in the Fortnite thread of all places is even more evidence of how far this place keeps sinking down the toilet, and it all spawned from someone simply linking a discord to find more people to play with, but because this person once said a thing, or perhaps voted for the wrong person, then clearly he needs to be hung out to dry, at the end of the day we're shooting people and making buildings that don't meet OSHA standards, and as much as you'd like to think those goshdarn DRUMPF voters are to blame, they're not, its you, the bastion of morality that can't shut the gently caress up about politics for one goddamn second, especially going as far as calling someone from Puerto Rico of all places a white supremacist, you blithering retards.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 01:38

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

Duct Tape posted:

Gather at least 300 wood as soon as you can, and make sure to replenish it when you drop below that level. More resources is always better, so keep look for more even if you already have a ton. Also, if you are in a precarious place, don't give away your position by destroying a tree. Leave 1 hit left on it and move on (it still shakes when you hit it, but that's not as obvious as a tree disappearing).

gonna really need it soon

# ? Apr 3, 2018 01:49

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

gaymartin posted:

The something awful DOT com former comedy website, a place once known for its edgy and extreme humor, a place that openly mocked 9/11 mere days after it happened.

Its user base is now compromised entirely compromised of pearl clutching soccer moms endlessly shaking their fists at something and can't come up with an insult wittier than nazi, like that's supposed to mean anything at this point, or even give you power over them.

The fact that this discussion is being had in the Fortnite thread of all places is even more evidence of how far this place keeps sinking down the toilet, and it all spawned from someone simply linking a discord to find more people to play with, but because this person once said a thing, or perhaps voted for the wrong person, then clearly he needs to be hung out to dry, at the end of the day we're shooting people and making buildings that don't meet OSHA standards, and as much as you'd like to think those goshdarn DRUMPF voters are to blame, they're not, its you, the bastion of morality that can't shut the gently caress up about politics for one goddamn second, especially going as far as calling someone from Puerto Rico of all places a white supremacist, you blithering retards.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 01:57

socialsecurity: Aug 30, 2003

gaymartin posted:

The something awful DOT com former comedy website, a place once known for its edgy and extreme humor, a place that openly mocked 9/11 mere days after it happened.

Its user base is now compromised entirely compromised of pearl clutching soccer moms endlessly shaking their fists at something and can't come up with an insult wittier than nazi, like that's supposed to mean anything at this point, or even give you power over them.

The fact that this discussion is being had in the Fortnite thread of all places is even more evidence of how far this place keeps sinking down the toilet, and it all spawned from someone simply linking a discord to find more people to play with, but because this person once said a thing, or perhaps voted for the wrong person, then clearly he needs to be hung out to dry, at the end of the day we're shooting people and making buildings that don't meet OSHA standards, and as much as you'd like to think those goshdarn DRUMPF voters are to blame, they're not, its you, the bastion of morality that can't shut the gently caress up about politics for one goddamn second, especially going as far as calling someone from Puerto Rico of all places a white supremacist, you blithering retards.

Weird how your only other post this year was claiming the Charlottesville people weren't Nazis.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 01:58

gaymartin: Jan 5, 2015; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 7 years!)

Its almost as if I have better things to do than spend my life on a dead comedy site witch hunting strangers.

I also look at the entire situation rather than some huge knee jerk thing spoon-fed to me by CNN. I urge you to give it a try sometime, thinking for yourself is :discourse:

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# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:02

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

911 was good because the us is a nazi state so we deserved it SA was ahead of its time on that one

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:07

Motto: Aug 3, 2013

homeless snail posted:

14/88nite

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:08

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

gaymartin posted:

The something awful DOT com former comedy website, a place once known for its edgy and extreme humor, a place that openly mocked 9/11 mere days after it happened.

Its user base is now compromised entirely compromised of pearl clutching soccer moms endlessly shaking their fists at something and can't come up with an insult wittier than nazi, like that's supposed to mean anything at this point, or even give you power over them.

The fact that this discussion is being had in the Fortnite thread of all places is even more evidence of how far this place keeps sinking down the toilet, and it all spawned from someone simply linking a discord to find more people to play with, but because this person once said a thing, or perhaps voted for the wrong person, then clearly he needs to be hung out to dry, at the end of the day we're shooting people and making buildings that don't meet OSHA standards, and as much as you'd like to think those goshdarn DRUMPF voters are to blame, they're not, its you, the bastion of morality that can't shut the gently caress up about politics for one goddamn second, especially going as far as calling someone from Puerto Rico of all places a white supremacist, you blithering retards.

Are you triggered. Has this triggered you.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:09

Taylor Swift: Feb 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Emron posted:

Are you triggered. Has this triggered you.

If you listen closely you can hear the ghost of Bear Bryant crying at this post

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:14

Super Rad: Feb 15, 2003; Sir Loin of Beef

Taylor Swift posted:

I miss when this was a comedy forum

gaymartin posted:

The something awful DOT com former comedy website, a place once known for its edgy and extreme humor, a place that openly mocked 9/11 mere days after it happened.

Its user base is now compromised entirely compromised of pearl clutching soccer moms endlessly shaking their fists at something and can't come up with an insult wittier than nazi, like that's supposed to mean anything at this point, or even give you power over them.

The fact that this discussion is being had in the Fortnite thread of all places is even more evidence of how far this place keeps sinking down the toilet, and it all spawned from someone simply linking a discord to find more people to play with, but because this person once said a thing, or perhaps voted for the wrong person, then clearly he needs to be hung out to dry, at the end of the day we're shooting people and making buildings that don't meet OSHA standards, and as much as you'd like to think those goshdarn DRUMPF voters are to blame, they're not, its you, the bastion of morality that can't shut the gently caress up about politics for one goddamn second, especially going as far as calling someone from Puerto Rico of all places a white supremacist, you blithering retards.

I miss when nobody posted like this on the forums.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:16

Soy Protein Addict: Nov 11, 2017; by Smythe

Super Rad posted:

I miss when nobody posted like this on the forums.

I miss when nobody had to.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:19

Raposa: Aug 4, 2007; That post went quite well, I think.

Probably everyone involved in this discussion, if you can call it that, should be probed.

And I mean anally, not probated.

Anyway does anyone else have the problem where you pull off some sikk nasty eliminations for the win and forget to record and so all your clips are just lame nades through windows elims

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:20

Switched.on: Apr 25, 2008

All my best stuff happens off stream with no recording going

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:25

Nottherealaborn: Nov 12, 2012

I don�t stream or record so none of my kill highlights (or humiliating failures) are recorded. I�m excited for when they add in-game match recording. I hope it�s similar to CSGO

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:41

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Taylor Swift posted:

I miss when this was a comedy forum

Lmao gently caress you

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:46

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

gaymartin posted:

Its almost as if I have better things to do than spend my life on a dead comedy site witch hunting strangers.

I also look at the entire situation rather than some huge knee jerk thing spoon-fed to me by CNN. I urge you to give it a try sometime, thinking for yourself is

There's a lot of dumb poo poo being posted in this thread but I think the funniest thing is this idiot thinking anyone on SA actually likes CNN.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:50

Soy Protein Addict: Nov 11, 2017; by Smythe

Switched.on posted:

All my best stuff happens off stream with no recording going

NVIDIA shadowplay buffers the last 30 seconds even if you arent actively recording.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:52

Kiranamos: Sep 27, 2007; _{STATUS: SCOTT IS AN IDIOT}

santanotreal posted:

I don’t stream or record so none of my kill highlights (or humiliating failures) are recorded. I’m excited for when they add in-game match recording. I hope it’s similar to CSGO

My friend has some Nvidia software that automatically records all kills and deaths. Seems good

Edit loving soyboys

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:55

Super Rad: Feb 15, 2003; Sir Loin of Beef

Internet Kraken posted:

There's a lot of dumb poo poo being posted in this thread but I think the funniest thing is this idiot thinking anyone on SA actually likes CNN.

Your words can't reach him... he's taken the red pill

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:55

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Soy Protein Addict posted:

NVIDIA shadowplay buffers the last 30 seconds even if you arent actively recording.

You can change Shadowplay so that it save the previous 10 minutes now. I think you can make it longer, but *shrug*

# ? Apr 3, 2018 02:56

gaymartin: Jan 5, 2015; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 7 years!)

Its funny that I gave you the chance to put the thread back on track but all you did is seek out something else to get outraged about, so nice job proving my point on how some of you just fester in your seething hatred for people that don't think like you.

quote:

There's a lot of dumb poo poo being posted in this thread but I think the funniest thing is this idiot thinking anyone on SA actually likes CNN.

Not like any other work entertains the delusion of the pearl clutching soccer moms that inhabit SA at the moment.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 03:38

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

�Haha look at all you snowflakes getting mad about literal white supremacists making GBS threads up the thread you�re all pathetic :smug:

�

loving moron

# ? Apr 3, 2018 03:41

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

I played one round of the snipers only mode and died.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 03:46

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Sniper only would be a lot more fun with blitz mode storm speed TBH

# ? Apr 3, 2018 03:48

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

gaymartin posted:

Its funny that I gave you the chance to put the thread back on track but all you did is seek out something else to get outraged about, so nice job proving my point on how some of you just fester in your seething hatred for people that don't think like you.

SA has never approved of people thinking differently when that thinking happens to be dumb as hell. Also its funny to watch people like you make asses of themselves.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 03:48

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

Bottom Liner posted:

Sniper only would be a lot more fun with blitz mode storm speed TBH

Still, it seems like a good game mode to practice building in.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 03:50

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

Bottom Liner posted:

Sniper only would be a lot more fun with blitz mode storm speed TBH

Beastie posted:

Still, it seems like a good game mode to practice building in.

Also just blasting into the windows at tilted with a crossbow.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 04:03

Father Wendigo: Sep 28, 2005; This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Holy poo poo that's a lotta posts, they must of announced PvE Biomes or som-

gaymartin posted:

The something awful DOT com former comedy website, a place once known for its edgy and extreme humor, a place that openly mocked 9/11 mere days after it happened.

Its user base is now compromised entirely compromised of pearl clutching soccer moms endlessly shaking their fists at something and can't come up with an insult wittier than nazi, like that's supposed to mean anything at this point, or even give you power over them.

The fact that this discussion is being had in the Fortnite thread of all places is even more evidence of how far this place keeps sinking down the toilet, and it all spawned from someone simply linking a discord to find more people to play with, but because this person once said a thing, or perhaps voted for the wrong person, then clearly he needs to be hung out to dry, at the end of the day we're shooting people and making buildings that don't meet OSHA standards, and as much as you'd like to think those goshdarn DRUMPF voters are to blame, they're not, its you, the bastion of morality that can't shut the gently caress up about politics for one goddamn second, especially going as far as calling someone from Puerto Rico of all places a white supremacist, you blithering retards.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 04:17

keyframe: Sep 15, 2007; I have seen things

Sniper only is a great mode because I don't have to worry about getting one hit killed by a shotgun.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 04:25

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

gaymartin posted:

The something awful DOT com former comedy website, a place once known for its edgy and extreme humor, a place that openly mocked 9/11 mere days after it happened.

Its user base is now compromised entirely compromised of pearl clutching soccer moms endlessly shaking their fists at something and can't come up with an insult wittier than nazi, like that's supposed to mean anything at this point, or even give you power over them.

The fact that this discussion is being had in the Fortnite thread of all places is even more evidence of how far this place keeps sinking down the toilet, and it all spawned from someone simply linking a discord to find more people to play with, but because this person once said a thing, or perhaps voted for the wrong person, then clearly he needs to be hung out to dry, at the end of the day we're shooting people and making buildings that don't meet OSHA standards, and as much as you'd like to think those goshdarn DRUMPF voters are to blame, they're not, its you, the bastion of morality that can't shut the gently caress up about politics for one goddamn second, especially going as far as calling someone from Puerto Rico of all places a white supremacist, you blithering retards.

I'n a lesbian soccer mom IRL.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 04:31

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

I said come in! posted:

I'n a lesbian soccer mom IRL.

Me too *gets in Honda Odyssey and zooms off*

# ? Apr 3, 2018 05:10

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Bottom Liner posted:

Me too *gets in Honda Odyssey and zooms off*

You don�t have a forester still?? When did you sell it?!

I wonder if Kim jong un has propaganda about winning his first ever game of Frotnite

# ? Apr 3, 2018 05:11

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Really funny to read Nazi pleas for a safe space.

AAB posted:

gonna really need it soon

I wonder what exchange rate this will have.

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Apr 3, 2018

# ? Apr 3, 2018 05:49

keyframe: Sep 15, 2007; I have seen things

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Really funny to read Nazi pleas for a safe space.

I wonder what exchange rate this will have.

300 wood for a shotgun doesn't seem like a good deal. I wonder if I can feed it a white shotgun and get 300 wood for it instead.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 06:20

AceClown: Sep 11, 2005

AAB posted:

gonna really need it soon

If these are in set locations then traps are going to become waaay more useful

# ? Apr 3, 2018 06:34

WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

gaymartin posted:

Its funny that I gave you the chance to put the thread back on track but all you did is seek out something else to get outraged about, so nice job proving my point on how some of you just fester in your seething hatred for people that don't think like you.

Not like any other work entertains the delusion of the pearl clutching soccer moms that inhabit SA at the moment.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 06:57

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:42

Shitty Wizard: Jan 2, 2013; ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Trading one group of malcontents for propaganda from literal terrorist/anarchist organization ANTIFA isn't exactly a step up. More of a lateral move if not a downgrade.

Also unrelated to both groups of loving idiots making GBS threads up the thread -

Apparently the tryhard/edgelord skin of the year was found in the files. Assuming it's a skin and not some STW only character.

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# ? Apr 3, 2018 07:18

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