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The best is born cereals with giant "NOW GLUTEN FREE" on the box to trick idiots who think gluten is scary.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:11
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Loss that’s found in the wild is my favorite.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:16
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Future anthropologists are going to lump loss into the same category as finding Jesus in your toast.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:17
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If you want to sell a mediocre product, imply the competition all has really horrible poo poo that's not on their packaging and that it's the standard. "New! Mercury free cookies!"
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Apr 3, 2018 16:21
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SpacePig posted:This is one of my favorite turns in food advertising because they obviously can't say "natural" or "organic", so they try to get in on the fad by just saying "real" and hoping nobody notices. All those markings that are supposed to mean "grown with natural fertilizer/less pesticides" are completely useless nowadays because there's hundreds of real ones that nobody keeps track of and thousands of fake ones.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:22
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Bombadilillo posted:The best is born cereals with giant "NOW GLUTEN FREE" on the box to trick idiots who think gluten is scary. 
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Apr 3, 2018 16:24
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Haha, yeah sort of like that. Bombadilillo posted:The best is born cereals with giant "NOW GLUTEN FREE" on the box to trick idiots who think gluten is scary. "Naturally gluten free!" is also a favorite of mine, because it's technically informative for things that are just meat or rice or whatever, but it also gets to use two buzzwords, and one of them doesn't really mean anything in marketing. Picnic Princess posted:If you want to sell a mediocre product, imply the competition all has really horrible poo poo that's not on their packaging and that it's the standard. I still think one of my absolute favorites of mine was kind of an inverse of this, where producers of cranberry juice fought against regulations that would have them publish their drinks' added sugar content, because if people knew how much sugar was added to the drink rather than just naturally occurring in cranberries, people would never buy cranberry juice.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:25
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Picnic Princess posted:If you want to sell a mediocre product, imply the competition all has really horrible poo poo that's not on their packaging and that it's the standard. Wow I didn't know you weren't getting MURDER FREE cookies
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Apr 3, 2018 16:28
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I know this is not a picture, rather a series of pictures with sounds synched to it, but all of this talk about deceptive advertising made me think of this https://youtu.be/tP4yX2rkpBc
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Apr 3, 2018 16:32
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Picnic Princess posted:If you want to sell a mediocre product, imply the competition all has really horrible poo poo that's not on their packaging and that it's the standard. I think the urban legend/chain mail story was that a farmed salmon company tried to advertise itself as not using artificial color to make its fish pink in the freezer, and their competitor retaliated by putting "No added bleach" on theirs.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:36
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chitoryu12 posted:I think the urban legend/chain mail story was that a farmed salmon company tried to advertise itself as not using artificial color to make its fish pink in the freezer, and their competitor retaliated by putting "No added bleach" on theirs. I've heard that story too, though from the other perspective - the distributor selling his white salmon with the label "guaranteed to not go pink in the can!" I think it was on The West Wing.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:55
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RareAcumen posted:What, did you people think dril was an actual person too? Wait, are you saying dril is just an algorithm? That's pretty drat impressive, I'd like to see the code behind that.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:58
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96 Port Hub posted:Wait, are you saying dril is just an algorithm? That's pretty drat impressive, I'd like to see the code behind that. Definitely believe every post you read
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96 Port Hub posted:Wait, are you saying dril is just an algorithm? That's pretty drat impressive, I'd like to see the code behind that. RareAcumen is the algorithm, actually. Trying to undermine your faith in dril and people like him on tiwtter to corrode the strength of their style of posting.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:04
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praise him
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Picnic Princess posted:If you want to sell a mediocre product, imply the competition all has really horrible poo poo 
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Apr 3, 2018 17:14
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Picnic Princess posted:If you want to sell a mediocre product, imply the competition all has really horrible poo poo that's not on their packaging and that it's the standard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP4yX2rkpBc
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Apr 3, 2018 17:17
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9 posts p GGB
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Apr 3, 2018 17:44
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Apr 3, 2018 18:09
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Bombadilillo posted:The best is born cereals with giant "NOW GLUTEN FREE" on the box to trick idiots who think gluten is scary.
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Apr 3, 2018 18:13
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 spog posted:A lot of people spent a lot of time and money making sure it was a wet fart and it always seems a little mean to me that they don't get the credit for doing a good job. They got the last one 
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Apr 3, 2018 18:14
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Cocoa Pebbles are gluten free. That's some healthy stuff right there.
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Apr 3, 2018 18:14
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RareAcumen posted:
His posts are jokes, but dril's an actual dude, not a Russian troll or a bot, so yes.
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Apr 3, 2018 18:24
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I bought some Korean chili flakes off Amazon. There was very little English on the package when I got it, but what there was included "Metal Free." I have never been so amused and yet concerned at the same time. Edit: Actually, that would be a great thing for the funny pictures thread but no, it's at home and I'm not. Later!
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Apr 3, 2018 18:24
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Twitch posted:His posts are jokes, but dril's an actual dude, not a Russian troll or a bot, so yes.
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Apr 3, 2018 19:00
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https://twitter.com/warkspolice/status/981154696319684610
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Apr 3, 2018 19:07
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Someone get Todd Howard on the line!
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Apr 3, 2018 19:18
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Not sure if this is real or not but... 
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Apr 3, 2018 19:40
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No.... No. I ain't seeing it buddy. 2/10.
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Apr 3, 2018 19:49
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You can tell from the pixels.
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Apr 3, 2018 19:59
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:If you're farming both pigs and children, keep them in separate pens. That's like farm stuff 101. If I don't free range the children the mother will eat them
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Apr 3, 2018 20:32
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The chemist in me is triggered.
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Apr 3, 2018 20:38
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Collateral Damage posted:The chemist in me is triggered. Tell him to pull out.
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Apr 3, 2018 20:57
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Tell him to pull out. 
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Apr 3, 2018 21:04
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spog posted:A lot of people spent a lot of time and money making sure it was a wet fart and it always seems a little mean to me that they don't get the credit for doing a good job. The Weekly World News owned
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Apr 3, 2018 21:08
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Tell him to pull out. 
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Apr 3, 2018 21:12
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https://giant.gfycat.com/PessimisticPinkCopperbutterfly.webm
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what happened to the dog though, its green
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