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Slider: Jun 6, 2004; POINTS

Sorry to vent friends. Line today was the worst I've ever seen around lunchtime, with at least 5+ carts in it.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 20:04

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 02:59

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

My Costco always has an infestation of old people who like to stand in the way at all times.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 20:56

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

I had to let my membership lapse. I'm on a pretty strict diet and I can't justify just getting veggies on the cheap for right now. I have to walk the earth lost for a bit and find my way back. Goodbye for now my brothers.

PBUC

Edit: I'll for sure renew next spring when I need new glasses though.

Croatoan fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Apr 3, 2018

# ? Apr 3, 2018 21:20

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

My next trip, I shall buy two dogs, and then sacrifice the other for the loss of a disciple.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 21:24

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

God drat all you dog swilling kraut-eyed fanatic cult bastards, order the freakin salad or that parfait for once

# ? Apr 3, 2018 21:58

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Nah I'm putting my kid in the cart and taking it to the food line before going into the store. The lines on the floor are wide enough for carts. You're not losing a place in line because of a cart.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 22:15

Hypnolobster: Apr 12, 2007; What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any.

The chicken salad is crazy legit. Impossible to eat all the lettuce because it's enormous, but great.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 22:35

Taima: Dec 31, 2006; tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

FogHelmut posted:

Nah I'm putting my kid in the cart and taking it to the food line before going into the store. The lines on the floor are wide enough for carts. You're not losing a place in line because of a cart.

Journal Entry, April 3, 2018:

A fascinating insight into the motivations and rationalizations of someone who brings their cart into the food court line. We are only scratching the surface of understanding these majestic creatures.

# ? Apr 3, 2018 23:10

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Black August posted:

God drat all you dog swilling kraut-eyed fanatic cult bastards, order the freakin salad or that parfait for once

Although I really like the salad, and it's a good deal, I highly suspect that the Caesar dressing it comes with makes it that much healthier than the dawg or slice.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 00:27

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I'ma complain here;

I've been picking up this same script from Costco for like 2 years now like clockwork and at least half the time "sorry we dont have enough we'll have to give you a partial and then come back tomorrow."

Dudes who is doing your inventory? Wtf?

I'm switching everything to rite aid because even though it is a bit more expensive they filled it fully in 20 mins with no problems last time I tested them on a whim (couple weeks ago) and I'm a bit sick of sitting here in the Costco parking lot waiting for a half hour for a partial, hours after the doctor sent the approval in.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 00:36

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Suck my 1/4 pound plus

# ? Apr 4, 2018 00:54

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

FogHelmut posted:

Suck my 1/4 pound plus

My 'Co doesn't even have lines on the floor at the food court, such is the freedom we enjoy. The line goes wherever it pleases, like a happy snake.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 01:08

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

A cart isn't going to place an order so I don't see the issue?

# ? Apr 4, 2018 01:18

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

Sometimes I wonder how I always spend $300+, and then I look in my cart.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 01:18

Taima: Dec 31, 2006; tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

binge crotching posted:

Sometimes I wonder how I always spend $300+, and then I look in my cart.

Kudos on the baller cart. That's the cart of a solid individual.

KakerMix posted:

A cart isn't going to place an order so I don't see the issue?

It's just stupid and unnecessary in a really basic way that shows poor taste, like putting ketchup on a hot dog as an adult, to name another similar example.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 01:45

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Taima posted:

Kudos on the baller cart. That's the cart of a solid individual.

It's just stupid and unnecessary in a really basic way that shows poor taste, like putting ketchup on a hot dog as an adult, to name another similar example.

Mods change this dude's name to
Hot Dog Judgmental

# ? Apr 4, 2018 02:05

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

binge crotching posted:

Sometimes I wonder how I always spend $300+, and then I look in my cart.

Meat, booze and jelly beans.

Enjoy not making GBS threads ever again.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 02:21

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

KakerMix posted:

Mods change this dude's name to
Hot Dog Judgmental

Dude has strong opinions about "the right way" to put a quarter pound sausage in your mouth.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 02:23

Taima: Dec 31, 2006; tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

KakerMix posted:

Mods change this dude's name to
Hot Dog Judgmental

Fine whatever why would I care what my name is on a forum, enjoy your ketchup, I've had this name for like 12 loving years anyways

J/K I am having a great day and hope you all are too EVEN if you take a cart into the food court line or eat ketchup on your sausage, I still think you're ok, I guess, or at least will pretend so for now, given my positive mood.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 03:04

naem: May 29, 2011

Ketchup is good, hot dogs are good, but both have a sweet flavor, which is why I personally prefer the sour tang of mustard and kraut and/or onions personally ALSO I have a nine inch long penis

# ? Apr 4, 2018 03:08

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

binge crotching posted:

Sometimes I wonder how I always spend $300+, and then I look in my cart.

#blessed

beans and booze

# ? Apr 4, 2018 03:08

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Taima posted:

Fine whatever why would I care what my name is on a forum, enjoy your ketchup, I've had this name for like 12 loving years anyways

J/K I am having a great day and hope you all are too EVEN if you take a cart into the food court line or eat ketchup on your sausage, I still think you're ok, I guess, or at least will pretend so for now, given my positive mood.

I get how the cart thing is annoying even if at mine (and that other person who posted the pic) Costco specifically built the court for cart lines. The sample cluster gently caress is way worse.

The ketchup thing is near and dear to me because a friend of mine once dated a dude who got all huffy when someone asked for ketchup when we were out getting dinner at a Red Robin-esque place. He said "Ketchup is for children" and everyone laughed, but he didn't and was actually super serious. So the rest of us laughed even harder and the dude got so mad so we laughed even harder and he ended up leaving the table and going outside. just loving lmao on thinking about it again.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 04:11

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Moridin920 posted:

I'ma complain here;

I've been picking up this same script from Costco for like 2 years now like clockwork and at least half the time "sorry we dont have enough we'll have to give you a partial and then come back tomorrow."

Dudes who is doing your inventory? Wtf?

I'm switching everything to rite aid because even though it is a bit more expensive they filled it fully in 20 mins with no problems last time I tested them on a whim (couple weeks ago) and I'm a bit sick of sitting here in the Costco parking lot waiting for a half hour for a partial, hours after the doctor sent the approval in.

What is the prescription? It might be one of the drugs that has chronic national shortages

# ? Apr 4, 2018 04:20

Taima: Dec 31, 2006; tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

KakerMix posted:

I get how the cart thing is annoying even if at mine (and that other person who posted the pic) Costco specifically built the court for cart lines. The sample cluster gently caress is way worse.

The ketchup thing is near and dear to me because a friend of mine once dated a dude who got all huffy when someone asked for ketchup when we were out getting dinner at a Red Robin-esque place. He said "Ketchup is for children" and everyone laughed, but he didn't and was actually super serious. So the rest of us laughed even harder and the dude got so mad so we laughed even harder and he ended up leaving the table and going outside. just loving lmao on thinking about it again.

Haha fair enough, good post friend. I should take a moment to say that ketchup on a burger is totally fine, as well.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 05:03

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

KakerMix posted:

I get how the cart thing is annoying even if at mine (and that other person who posted the pic) Costco specifically built the court for cart lines. The sample cluster gently caress is way worse.

The ketchup thing is near and dear to me because a friend of mine once dated a dude who got all huffy when someone asked for ketchup when we were out getting dinner at a Red Robin-esque place. He said "Ketchup is for children" and everyone laughed, but he didn't and was actually super serious. So the rest of us laughed even harder and the dude got so mad so we laughed even harder and he ended up leaving the table and going outside. just loving lmao on thinking about it again.

He was probably from Chicago orr maybe Philadelphia

# ? Apr 4, 2018 05:05

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

I think Jim would have wanted those who like ketchup to utilize and those who don�t to leave it be. PBUC as we come together friends :cheers:

# ? Apr 4, 2018 05:11

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

The only person I will not acknowledge as a true follower are those who do not return their carts to the corrals in the parking lot. Even people eating samples mid-aisle I will begrudgingly accept. But not that. You take the sacrament, you enjoy the good deals, and then you can't walk 20 feet to put the cart in the corral? A shameful act. :colbert:

# ? Apr 4, 2018 05:28

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

I will put stray carts in the corral. I am a shepard.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 05:34

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Mo_Steel posted:

The only person I will not acknowledge as a true follower are those who do not return their carts to the corrals in the parking lot. Even people eating samples mid-aisle I will begrudgingly accept. But not that. You take the sacrament, you enjoy the good deals, and then you can't walk 20 feet to put the cart in the corral? A shameful act.

As my father, a 35 year veteran grocery clerk always said, "there are two type of people in this world, those that return their cart after shopping, And those that will die and burn in hell."

Also if ketchup wasn't meant for dogs, then why would the church provide it for us in a convenient pump?

# ? Apr 4, 2018 05:41

Peachfart: Jan 21, 2017

Chinatown posted:

I will put stray carts in the corral. I am a shepard.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 05:58

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

binge crotching posted:

Sometimes I wonder how I always spend $300+, and then I look in my cart.

reagan snacks

# ? Apr 4, 2018 06:08

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

What is the prescription? It might be one of the drugs that has chronic national shortages

Zofran

# ? Apr 4, 2018 07:15

Jingleheimer: Mar 30, 2006

I just found out that Kirkland golf balls are available on Costco.com right now. They have two different kinds, limit 2 per membership. They'll probably sell out quickly but I ordered myself 2 of each one.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 15:08

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

Black August posted:

God drat all you dog swilling kraut-eyed fanatic cult bastards, order the freakin salad or that parfait for once

get behind me, satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHRNzj_G7Us

# ? Apr 4, 2018 15:33

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Costco is the poo poo when you just bought a neglected house.

Bought a cool fan for my living room and lots of lanterns for the outside, pbuc

# ? Apr 4, 2018 15:51

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Jingleheimer posted:

I just found out that Kirkland golf balls are available on Costco.com right now.

Theyve been embroiled in some kind of corporate espionage suit over their balls, get them while theyre out!

# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:06

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Heinz is bad, there are good ketchups out there that don't taste like candy. But if you can't enjoy the flavor of food without hiding it with ketchup, you are a child.

# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:10

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Ketchup sucks

Heinz 57 is good

# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:14

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

I don't care what other people eat, kiss, wear or screw so I don't have strong opinions on condiments either and I think this is a pretty reasonable opinion template to work with. If I did boy would I be exhausted!

# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:17

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 02:59

The Slack Lagoon: Jun 17, 2008

KakerMix posted:

I don't care what other people eat, kiss, wear or screw so I don't have strong opinions on condiments either and I think this is a pretty reasonable opinion template to work with. If I did boy would I be exhausted!

ya i mean I ain't a libertarian tech bro but idgaf what u do so I guess in a libertarian

# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:19

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