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Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

when i started watching mma i was so sure that it was gonna eventually become boring because wrestleboxer seemed like the best possible way to fight. i guess it still kind of is but it's v. cool to me that someone who fights like holloway is the best 145er in the world.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

Covington said he wants to fight Whittaker, which lol.

i would say let the unlikable wrestler who got out kickboxed by demian maia go up in weight and fight the powerful knockout artist who, with one working leg, repeatedly foiled yoel romero's attempts to wrestle him, but that would mean covington gets money and recognition, so i'd rather he just get hosed up by less important people, like rda

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gay Horney posted:

Also we were making GBS threads on Ariel in the last thread and I wasn't able to articulate why I hate him so bad but watching this max interview its just how negative he is. He asks five questions about the weight cut after max makes it clear he doesn't want to talk about it, continually asks about Max's injuries, and a bunch of questions about Conor McGregor.

Comically "being too negative" is what Dana used to justify his credentials ban when that went down.

It was a dumb move on UFCs part but there is some validity to that comment.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/981790292343914496

screenshot for posterity

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Man who's already been stripped of a title by company insists company doesn't have the balls to do it again

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
well he kinda has to say stuff like that for his fans and stuff. he probably already spoke to dana about it

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
instagram champion of the world baby

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Who is the (interim) instagram champion of the world?

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Derrick Lewis ofc.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I hate to break it to everybody, but Colby is too evil to lose and will probably be Champ by the end of the year because that's just how the world works nowadays.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Conor needs to keep a lower profile, the Irish mafia is out for blood - his blood.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

UFC: Give us $6MM and we'll have a PPV event in Hawaii

Hawaii: Thats too much... how about $1MM?

UFC: Nah, we'll pass

*weeks later*

UFC: Guys, we were going to do a big show in Hawaii, but the local officials shut us down!

https://twitter.com/Jason_Floyd/status/981867149257068544

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
i want our mafia bosses back

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Rigel posted:

UFC: Give us $6MM and we'll have a PPV event in Hawaii

Hawaii: Thats too much... how about $1MM?

UFC: Nah, we'll pass

*weeks later*

UFC: Guys, we were going to do a big show in Hawaii, but the local officials shut us down!

https://twitter.com/Jason_Floyd/status/981867149257068544

lmao poor UFC.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Marching Powder posted:

i would say let the unlikable wrestler who got out kickboxed by demian maia go up in weight and fight the powerful knockout artist who, with one working leg, repeatedly foiled yoel romero's attempts to wrestle him, but that would mean covington gets money and recognition, so i'd rather he just get hosed up by less important people, like rda

Hell I’d like to see it

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://i.imgur.com/O75mqfJ.mp4

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
yoel romero ftw

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

This card is dope. Thanks Max.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?





pretty cool Chris Pratt got to roll with the Noguiera brothers and a Vulcan version of Seth Macfarlane

Bluedeanie fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Apr 5, 2018

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Walk Hard is so good

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



this is number one bullshit

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

yoel romero ftw

Hes good

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/981936677072658432

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation

Ratios and Tendency posted:

What I wouldn't give for Rose to be punching my testes instead of those stupid tennis balls.

I’m back baby! I’m back in!

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Biafraid posted:

DC, Jones, and Stipe would all finish Lesnar come on

[Walton Simons voice] No, USADA will finish Lesnar.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Somebody smells money.

https://twitter.com/DamonMartin/status/981947771673632769

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/981950471521914880

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Apr 5, 2018

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Hell yeah let’s get some loving hype on

UFC has been so loving dire the past few months

mewse
May 2, 2006

Conor's gonna go irish mafia on anyone who tries to strip his belt

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lock up your team mates boys, the instagram champion is here to launch some Monster Energy Drink as part of a very real and organic personal problem he has with whoever wins

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This is a bit more than causing some hype. Also apparently his team stopped the fighter bus with everyone on the card from leaving. https://twitter.com/zaffo0/status/981951973602799617 https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/981953963313565697 https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/981954049149988864

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Apr 5, 2018

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Local Irish Idiot Continues To Behave Like Irish Idiot

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol that was quicker than expected

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
great job conor, cant wait for your headliner against uh, michael chiesa

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/981955811999182848

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


It's always funny when Conor is on camera with an actual big guy while he's doing the holding a giant jug of water under each arm thing.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This escalated in seconds from "ah finally hyping a fight" to "oh wait no they're just committing crimes and what not"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
watertight throwing stuff promotional tactic goes wrong after it turns out chairs are hard to aim

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I hope all of this was about defending Artem's honor

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InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice
Conor is now the bicycle rack champion, which also means that he won't be going anywhere near a bicycle rack again for a couple of years.

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