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You have to get up really early in the morning to get one past Mittens. big nipples big life posted:shitposting is not a destination, it is a journey The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature, to Shitpost and shitpost often.
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Scruffpuff posted:I do. It's a pathological need to defend the indefensible. Chris is the core reason (though hardly the only one) that the project failed, and the core reason his earlier projects failed. Painting it as him being "a perfectionist" makes it sound like he's too good for this cruel world, rather than the more accurate picture that he's an inept thumb. It also diverts attention away from his ineptitude and makes it about word definitions instead, like it did ITT. He’s the worst kind. He’s a poser perfectionist who has no idea how to describe what he actually wants, but he’s more then happy to tell someone that something they’ve been slaving over for days (from his last feedback session) is not what he is looking for. Thus, sending that person spiraling for another batch of days and nights trying to come up with something he will like. Any CIG people reading this and having some ptsd from the description? DA was the only studio I’ve ever had the displeasure of sleeping under my desk numerous nights. Many employees had pillows next to their desk, and it was a prairie dog culture. If someone popped up late at night from their cubicle and tried to go home, everyone else would pop up and look at that person and they would either sit back down, or know they were getting ratted out the next day to the leaders. A couple of rat-outs and you were gone
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Mne nravitsya posted:He’s the worst kind. He’s a poser perfectionist who has no idea how to describe what he actually wants, but he’s more then happy to tell someone that something they’ve been slaving over for days (from his last feedback session) is not what he is looking for. Thus, sending that person spiraling for another batch of days and nights trying to come up with something he will like. Any CIG people reading this and having some ptsd from the description? This is why I tell youngsters to stay out of games programming. They don't know that this poo poo is out of order.
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Apr 5, 2018 17:46
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https://twitter.com/DavidAlloggia/status/981909469704663041 But Bearris, that is the game. All the Forums Dads made sure they whined and complained about realism until all fun was removed from the game.
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Apr 5, 2018 17:50
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SomethingJones posted:3.1 is worse than 3.0, which was worse than 2.6.7. You are looking at it with the wrong metric. Worse how? In Parps per Billion, it is tripling every patch.
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Jason Sextro posted:Right. Chris is not an artist, and I'm sure he sees himself as no mere artist. He's a black turtleneck-wearing auteur. According to Da Vinci, "Art is never finished, only abandoned." It is clear from this perspective that portions of Star Citizen are already unequivocal examples of art, and, as a whole, the project is well on its way to becoming a work of art of unprecedented scale and caliber. Therefore, Christopher Roberts is undoubtedly an artist of undeniable consequence.
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Apr 5, 2018 18:07
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D_Smart posted:Danke. Also, I couldn't have done it as successfully without my Goon army You forgot Toast.
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Apr 5, 2018 18:13
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The perfect is the enemy of the good.
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Golli posted:The perfect is the enemy of the good. And Chris Roberts has sworn a vendetta against both
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Apr 5, 2018 18:14
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Star Citizen and Squadron 42 are probably not going to be very good.
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Apr 5, 2018 18:15
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Beet, I just want to salute you for your endless loving patience with these monglords. I'd have banned them all out of sheer irritation years ago.
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Foo Diddley posted:And Chris Roberts has sworn a vendetta against both 
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Sarsapariller posted:Beet, I just want to salute you for your endless loving patience with these monglords. I'd have banned them all out of sheer irritation years ago. He is banned from posting so what he is doing is constantly editing that single post to have a 'conversation' 
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Apr 5, 2018 18:19
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Hav posted:This is why I tell youngsters to stay out of games programming. They don't know that this poo poo is out of order. The problem comes when you hire people who absolutely love what they do (and would be willing to do it for almost free because it’s their dream job) and then put them in a meritocracy culture. Then you get a fanatical team of over workers that refuse to let the next person in the cube over do better then them. It also promotes a toxic culture of dragging down colleagues to management, constantly, in order to try to secure the biggest bonus check by poo poo talking their teammates contributions. A particular top AAA studio that a huge amount of vets and greenies think they would love to work for has quite a long history of seriously under-paying salaries, and promoting the “if you go above and beyond” you get the big bonus checks. See all those sportscars in the parking lot? That could be you too! Kids today think that making games must be as fun as playing games. It’s not: it’s more like a factory job for most of the team who doesn’t get to influence meta Design or Art direction. But don’t listen to me. Based on Reddit: I know nothing of real game development.
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Apr 5, 2018 18:20
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Much like Star Citizen, the perfect shitpost is the one that's never posted
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big nipples big life posted:Star Citizen and Squadron 42 are probably not going to be very good.  
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Apr 5, 2018 18:25
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Wait gently caress, I think you're right 
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Apr 5, 2018 18:25
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Counterpoint: The perfect shitpost is every one that is posted.
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Apr 5, 2018 18:26
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Mne nravitsya posted:DA was the only studio I’ve ever had the displeasure of sleeping under my desk numerous nights. Many employees had pillows next to their desk, and it was a prairie dog culture. If someone popped up late at night from their cubicle and tried to go home, everyone else would pop up and look at that person and they would either sit back down, or know they were getting ratted out the next day to the leaders. Cold War Era Joke posted:A wicked man goes to hell and is being given the guided tour by the Devil himself. The implements of torture are plentiful and the wailing enough to wake the dead would that they could ever sleep here.
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Apr 5, 2018 18:28
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Beet Wagon posted:This is the dude currently sending me PMs about how calling Ben Lesnick a racist pedophile is character assassination and he's going going to get me kicked off reddit for it That's what you get from calling Ben Lesnick a racist pedophile (who is fat). Justice is served!
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Apr 5, 2018 18:28
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Ben Lesnick doesn't even work for CiG anymore, checkmate goonie.
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big nipples big life posted:Counterpoint: The perfect shitpost is every one that is posted. Bears. Bears will save us; 
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Beet Wagon posted:https://twitter.com/DavidAlloggia/status/981909469704663041 I'm pretty sure you just doxxed David Alloggia.
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Apr 5, 2018 18:33
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big nipples big life posted:Counterpoint: The perfect shitpost is every one that is posted. It may just be a spacing issue shitpost poo poo post
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Apr 5, 2018 18:33
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Another shot of nice hat cat dog turned up... majestic af
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Quavers posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/6/thread/april-subscriber-update Fidget spinner guns don't seem like a great idea on second thought.
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Hav posted:Bears. Bears will save us; 
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trucutru posted:*Ahem* you loving uneducated cultural chauvinist. Besides me there are also other people who use their real names, like The Titanic (actually RMS Titanic), Peter Gabriel, and Mr. Big Nipples Big Life, who has the raddest name. This is true. And using RMS is doxxing me thank you.
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trucutru posted:*Ahem* you loving uneducated cultural chauvinist. Besides me there are also other people who use their real names, like The Titanic (actually RMS Titanic), Peter Gabriel, and Mr. Big Nipples Big Life, who has the raddest name. Peter Gabriel is probably the coolest name in the thread. If only he wasn't so  all the time.And please don't doxx The Titanic.
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Bravo  Edit: familiar face at the Grassy Knoll;  Hav fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Apr 5, 2018 |
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Apr 5, 2018 18:56
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Beet Wagon posted:This is the dude currently sending me PMs about how calling Ben Lesnick a racist pedophile is character assassination and he's going going to get me kicked off reddit for it Release the piss tapes.
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Sarsapariller posted:Beet, I just want to salute you for your endless loving patience with these monglords. I'd have banned them all out of sheer irritation years ago.   Ah yes, why do you trust GOONS, noted goon and sc troll 'Beet_Wagon'? WHY? Thread good again!
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Beet Wagon posted:Thread good again! 
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do you have them in 3xl please I will take 2
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Pixelate posted:Just wait for the ship optimisation you... I am going to go out on a limb and say if the game removed (doesn't load or render) half the poo poo you've supposed to have/see, that's going to increase your fps. So I can see how you'd go from 20s to 30s fps. But what do I know, right? 
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yes yes YES. And it gets ruined by the typical cock blocker.
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Beet Wagon posted:https://twitter.com/DavidAlloggia/status/981909469704663041  I remember when some of those retards were knocking me for having an external transition camera in Battlecruiser/Universal Combat because - YES - that poo poo is boring. I know. - Target planet - Press a key - Enter planet (ext transition camera) - Done And if you want a precise location - Set waypoint on planet - Target planet - Press a key - Enter planet (ext transition camera) - Done 
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