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threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Respect to the champ champ for stepping up to fill the hole left by Jon Jones in the doing extremely dumb things that prevent him from actually fighting department.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
As long as Conor didn't say anything about Chiesa's mom he will be ok.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I don't exactly like Michael Chiesa but I still would like to see him fight Pettis and think he deserves a paycheck as much as the next guy, so if he is cut deep enough that he doesn't get to fight because Conor McGregor and Co. decided to go full Pirates of the Dungarvean on his media obligations then that's some billshit

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Matt Lindland posted:

I’m back baby! I’m back in!

Lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Eerily prescient thread title for this month

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

lol, Conor's dumb rear end is about to be arrested

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/981958241239339008

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Chiesa needs to lawyer up and get a couple of those millions.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Rigel posted:

lol, Conor's dumb rear end is about to be arrested

Well that's one way he gets stripped.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Conor inadvertently committing suicide by cop in an effort to escalate his shenanigans would be the most darkly hilarious thing.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Matt Lindland posted:

I’m back baby! I’m back in!

mods can we please get mma veteran Matt "The Law" Lindland's avatar reinstated

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I'm glad the Irish man child threw a tantrum

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Mr. McGregor where were you the afternoon of April the 5th?

mewse
May 2, 2006

threeagainstfour posted:

Respect to the champ champ for stepping up to fill the hole left by Jon Jones in the doing extremely dumb things that prevent him from actually fighting department.

Cocaine Champion 2018

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Please tell me The King is now part of Conor's entourage.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

El Roncho posted:

Please tell me The King is now part of Conor's entourage.

I don't see him escaping with the crew here. https://www.instagram.com/p/BhMofaUl90-/?utm_source=ig_embed

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/jrsvx/status/981960460323848192

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/MMA_Jim/status/981961654643712000

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
whats he doing. maybe he should hand out safety glasses and kevlar gloves to the other fighters first if he's planning on doing this kind of stuff to them

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Look, what happened exactly we don’t know. But after Dana’s statement we know two things for sure: Conor is not in jail and this isn’t over.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It feels like they kind of need to come down hard on him here or risk losing control of their promotion.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Some carni poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

isnt this the guy who lost his job for copying and pasting stuff or whatever

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Matt Lindland posted:

Look, what happened exactly we don’t know. But after Dana’s statement we know two things for sure: Conor is not in jail and this isn’t over.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Le Saboteur posted:

It feels like they kind of need to come down hard on him here or risk losing control of their promotion.

If this was in Nevada, his career would be in a lot of loving trouble since this would basically be repeated violent nonsense where people got hurt, but who knows with New York.

As someone else hinted at, we kinda need the regulators to step in for this one because its not as much of a punishment if Conor can just simply fight for Bellator.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Matt Lindland posted:

Look, what happened exactly we don’t know. But after Dana’s statement we know two things for sure: Conor is not in jail and this isn’t over.

Welcome to infrastructure week

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


We always knew that Conor would be a glass champion

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

They’re going to arrest Conor for throwing a can of Monster at Al Iaquinta’s van.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/981965818165628928

https://twitter.com/MMA_Jim/status/981966277899104256

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/981959596112859139?s=19

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Matt Lindland posted:

Look, what happened exactly we don’t know. But after Dana’s statement we know two things for sure: Conor is not in jail and this isn’t over.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Joannas facebook page has a two minute video of poo poo going down.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
As those of you who follow me on twitter already know I’ve recently relocated to NYC and about 8 minutes ago I heard a loud explosion that almost only could have been one thing: a full can of Monster r brand energy drink being detonated in an enclosed area like a holding cell. If Conor was arrested, he’s almost certainly out & a number of cops are likely dead.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



really glad womens snapchat champion felice herrig was able to punch in a label filter describing what was happening while mens instagram champion conor mcgregor went on his rampage, otherwise i would have been pretty confused and also might have accidentally gotten to see more footage to contextualize events

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lol you can hear chiesa say how bad is my face cut i don't wanna touch my stuff

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Matt Lindland posted:

As those of you who follow me on twitter already know I’ve recently relocated to NYC and about 8 minutes ago I heard a loud explosion that almost only could have been one thing: a full can of Monster r brand energy drink being detonated in an enclosed area like a holding cell. If Conor was arrested, he’s almost certainly out & a number of cops are likely dead.

lol

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
lmao

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



"oi just want me phone call, boyos" the Joker says. Cops nervously hand him a phone as he punches in a number. Downstairs in a holding cell, the Monster Energy Drink logo shaped stitches on Artem Lobov's chest begin to glow green

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Attempt to form Voltron leaves one injured, several vehicles damaged

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
only 3 men can stop him, 4 if you count boxing

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
let's not let this silly drama get in the way of real news about real fights

https://twitter.com/DamonMartin/status/981957444652937216

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