buttcoin thraed: the torys are brexit scamming?

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin thraed: the torys are brexit scamming?

«‹›412 »

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Shameful. Took me three days to realize we hard forked the post chain.

Do I have to pay taxes on my new ShitPostCash wallet?

# ? Apr 9, 2018 16:59

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 4, 2024 12:56

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Discendo Vox posted:

I went to the effort of tracking this meme's source down awhile back, it's really odd it blew up the way it did- the source was an incredibly obscure furry tumblr post.

did it not start with that "don't tread on me" flag edit

# ? Apr 9, 2018 17:00

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Whatever happened poo poo like bitcoin XT and bitcoin unlimited?

# ? Apr 9, 2018 17:03

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

EorayMel posted:

Whatever happened poo poo like bitcoin XT

According bitcoin statistics website coin.dance the software peaked at more than 1,000 nodes in August 2015 before declining to a second peak in January 2016 of around 670 nodes.[13] From March 2016 the program was seen a consistent decline in its user base to less than 30 instances in January 2017.[13]

# ? Apr 9, 2018 17:08

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

ate all the Oreos posted:

did it not start with that "don't tread on me" flag edit

It did, but the first edit with that text was the obscure tumblr one. Someone took it and edited out some weird antennae the artist drew on the snake, and that was the version that became popular.

# ? Apr 9, 2018 17:20

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Boxturret posted:

According bitcoin statistics website coin.dance the software peaked at more than 1,000 nodes in August 2015 before declining to a second peak in January 2016 of around 670 nodes.[13] From March 2016 the program was seen a consistent decline in its user base to less than 30 instances in January 2017.[13]

the market has spoken

# ? Apr 9, 2018 17:41

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

The Puppet Master posted:

ANyone say ASSBUCKS yet?

Mods please name change to Daddy ASSBUCKS

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:19

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

ate all the Oreos posted:

- alphabay (another silk road clone) was shut down, and it turns out it was run by a super creepy PUA who killed himself in jail. the cops found out who he was because he used the same credentials to buy an account on RooshV's forum, with the email "pimp_alex_91@hotmail.com"

somehow missed this one

holy poo poo lol

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:22

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Sweevo posted:

somehow missed this one

holy poo poo lol

i normally don't feel good about celebrating someone's death but wow was that guy a scumbag, he made this giant rubric for "scoring" women as to how meek and submissive a waifu they would make and how wonderful young asian girls are because they're obedient and don't get big ideas in their head like wanting respect or being treated like people instead of gently caress objects.

the world is better off with him gone.

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

is it still possible to email pimp alex 91@hotmail and get a reply or does that just put you on an fbi hitlist

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:32

Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Sweevo posted:

somehow missed this one

holy poo poo lol

he wrote a detailed guide to picking up thai women

quote:

You shouldn't push for the bang before at least date 4. I have prepared an evaluation scale for Thai girls, to help you assess whether she is a good girl or not. Most of the stuff comes from TravelerKai's scale for Chinese girls, however I made some changes to make it cater more to Thai ladies. Most points are similar, but the scores got slightly changed.

Positives:
1. Never had more than 2 boyfriends (+1 point)
2. Takes her studies seriously and has good grades (+3 points)
3. Graduated from a 4-year college (+3 points)
4. Gives up seat for elderly / disabled people (+5 points)
5. Saves / invests money intelligently (+5 points)
6. Sometimes offers to pay for dates and travel (+5 points)
7. Tries to feed her man with chopsticks or fork (+5 points)
8. Cooks for her man without asking (+5 points)
9. Massages her man without asking (+10 points)
10. Would refuse to shave her pussy hair, even if you requested. (+5 points)
11. Always returns to her hometown for Songkran (+5 points)
12. Very loyal to her parents (+10 points)
13. Takes care of relatives that are rude or mean without complaints (+15 points)
14. Still lives with her parents (+15 points)
15. Comes from a complete family with both parents still married (+20 points)
16. Virgin (+30 points)

Negatives:
17. Hair shorter than the upper neck (-1 point)
18. Ever ran away from home because of a fight with parents (-2 points)
19. Watches or shows interest in Western porn (-3 points)
20. Lost virginity in high school (-3 point)
21. Always photoshops / applies a filter to her pictures (-3 points)
22. Hairy armpits (-3 points)
23. Has had more than 3 sexual partners before 25 years of age (-5 points)
24. Dropped out of high school (-5 points)
25. Has lived with more than 1 man (-5 points)
26. Uses a lot of profanity (-5 points)
27. Laughs at other people's misfortune (-5 points)
28. Never wears a dress or a skirt (-5 points)
29. Never pays on dates with men including you (-5 points)
30. Ever had a mood jump without any noticeable trigger (-5 points)
31. Ever experienced a same-sex intercourse (-7 points)
32. Would agree to arrange a marriage solely for immigration (-10 points)
33. Makes a phone call or send a text message without apologizing during a date (-10 points)
34. Talks behind her friends' back (-10 points)
35. Ever worked in a massage parlor, bath spa, or bar (-10 points)
36. Agrees with modern feminism (-10 points)
37. Ever had a one-night stand (-10 points)
38. Has a piercing other than the ear (-15 points)
39. Has lived in a Western country for more than 3 months (-15 points)
40. Has a tattoo (-15 points)
41. Her friends hate her (-15 points)
42. Never returned home after a fight with relatives (-15 points)
43. Smokes, uses drugs, or drinks more than 2 days per week (-15 points)
44. Lost virginity in middle school (-15 points)
45. Has had more than 5 sexual partners before 25 years of age (-15 points)
46. Ever had an abortion (-15 points)
48. Thinks it is okay to look into her man's phone (-15 points)
49. Slaps and fights men, including you (-20 points)
50. Hair is as short as a man haircut or nearly bald (-20 points)
51. Has half-siblings with only 1 common parent (-20 points)
52. Cries loudly/fights in public when she does not get what she wants (-25 points)
53. Atheist (-25 points)
54. Has a kid from a previous marriage (-35 points)
55. Has ever been the mistress of a married Thai man (-40 points)
56. Claims to have been raped in the past, true or not (-40 points)
57. Has a diagnosis of mental disease such as schizophrenia or bipolarity (-50 points)
58. Has a kid who was born outside marriage (-70 points)
59. Ever worked as a sex worker or prostitute (-70 points)

The calculation process is straightforward: Add all positives, subtract all the negatives.
-50 and below: End the relationship immediately
-49 to -25: You should run away, very little chance of working
-24 to 0: Proceed with caution, possibly bad girl
1 to 25: Average girl, you can give it a try
26 to 49: Good traditional girl, possible MM
50 and above: Very special girl, take care of her

While having kids is a big negative on the scale, I suggess you skip those girls altogether. Single mothers can rarely bring you something good, and no man is overjoyed at spending his sweat on some other random babydaddy's genetic offspring that your girlfriend carried inside her.

https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/888060321365209088
https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/888058311916048385

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:33

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Gobbeldygook posted:

he wrote a detailed guide to picking up thai women

i was thinking about posting it but i didn't really want to google for "pimp alex thai women scoring" or w/e

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:36

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

That is horrifying. Thank for sharing

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:37

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

i just realized how weird it is that he wants a woman that's totally submissive and obedient about everything except shaving her snatch, which she must defend vehemently under all circumstances!!

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that's the weird thing you noticed?

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:46

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

didn't he also buy like 3 houses and 4 luxury cars?

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:50

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

infernal machines posted:

that's the weird thing you noticed?

look i've already read it like 8 times the initial shock factor has worn off :v:

# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:52

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Boxturret posted:

didn't he also buy like 3 houses and 4 luxury cars?

with drug money in thailand nonetheless

# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:01

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Boxturret posted:

didn't he also buy like 3 houses and 4 luxury cars?

that's how the story goes. i don't remember if there was real definitive proof of what he owned and the actual dollar values of the assets, but i also don't follow this stuff super closely either

# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:18

GPF: Jul 20, 2000; Kidney Buddies; Oven Wrangler

Boxturret posted:

Outside of town there sits a long abandoned house, overgrown by a massive thicket of hemlock.

>open mailbox

# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:27

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Lutha Mahtin posted:

that's how the story goes. i don't remember if there was real definitive proof of what he owned and the actual dollar values of the assets, but i also don't follow this stuff super closely either

he did show up somewhere in a super expensive car to show off to someone who didn't believe he had a bunch of money or something, i remember that

# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:46

Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

ate all the Oreos posted:

i just realized how weird it is that he wants a woman that's totally submissive and obedient about everything except shaving her snatch, which she must defend vehemently under all circumstances!!

but she has to shave her armpits

# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:12

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

i'm always amused by how these idiots assume the us government doesn't know anything about tor and will never be able to fully understand it so their dark web marketplaces are obviously completely safe

the us government knows everything there is to know about tor because they created it. they understand it much better than these idiotic criminals ever will

# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:39

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

i'm always amused by how these idiots assume the us government doesn't know anything about tor and will never be able to fully understand it so their dark web marketplaces are obviously completely safe

the us government knows everything there is to know about tor because they created it. they understand it much better than these idiotic criminals ever will

but what if i use 3 vps and log in through my local library?

# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:40

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

Boxturret posted:

but what if i use 3 vps and log in through my local library?

the pro move is to name it YOUR_crimes.txt so whoever opens it gets arrested and you get off scot free

# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:52

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

ate all the Oreos posted:

i just realized how weird it is that he wants a woman that's totally submissive and obedient about everything except shaving her snatch, which she must defend vehemently under all circumstances!!

i guess he sees it as an indicator of excessive sluttiness? but demanding her snatch be naturally hair-free would be much more on-brand for the bitcoin darknet pua

# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:06

Tipps: Apr 18, 2006; party in the front

business in the back

So help me God if you swear even once I'm sending you back to the Thai crypto mines where I bought you!! :argh:

# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:29

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

what if instead of buttcoin it was bitcoin like "its a bit poo poo" coin

# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:31

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

ate all the Oreos posted:

- mark really did nothing wrong

wait what

did tibanne get him off the hook in the end?

# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:33

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Main Paineframe posted:

wait what

did tibanne get him off the hook in the end?

the trial is either ongoing or finished, but either way mark's out of prison
some court-appointed dude is doing the selloff of the BTC to recoup cash for investors
the trick is, when karpeles went in, BTC was...what, somewhere in the $20-200 range?
and all of the creditors wanting their money out of mtgox are getting "value at the time"
and BTC is still north of $6k even at the current levels
so once they're all repaid, mark will likely get the remainder

naturally mtgox investors have expressed saltiness

# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:40

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

tibanne is the company, tibane is the cat

# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:41

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

You should also remember that tibane framed Ross for the whole Silk Road thing.

# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:44

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

it was such a good defence: a french man living in japan managed to target frosty rossy while he was pirating an episode of the dailyshow and inject a program into the file that placed incriminating chat logs, diaries, and spreadsheets all over his computer

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:00

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

don�t forget that cazes had a guide on keeping a secret apartment for secret relationships

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:15

SYSV Fanfic: Sep 9, 2003; by Pragmatica

Boxturret posted:

it was such a good defence: a french man living in japan managed to target frosty rossy while he was pirating an episode of the dailyshow and inject a program into the file that placed incriminating chat logs, diaries, and spreadsheets all over his computer

Happens to me all the time.

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:17

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

the trial is either ongoing or finished, but either way mark's out of prison
some court-appointed dude is doing the selloff of the BTC to recoup cash for investors
the trick is, when karpeles went in, BTC was...what, somewhere in the $20-200 range?
and all of the creditors wanting their money out of mtgox are getting "value at the time"
and BTC is still north of $6k even at the current levels
so once they're all repaid, mark will likely get the remainder

naturally mtgox investors have expressed saltiness

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:21

Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Main Paineframe posted:

wait what

did tibanne get him off the hook in the end?

mt. gox was already insolvent when mark bought it.

mark actually did nothing wrong.

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:38

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

i mean, its in the blockchain 1MarkyMarkDidNothingWrongxxyq82pt

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:41

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

the thing i was specifically thinking of there was the mt. gox "hack" that everyone thought was mark running off with the money was... a real hack done by someone who was not mark. the rest of those are all good too, and now mark is skinny and healthy and gets like a billion dollars to buy sailor moon figurines with

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:49

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 4, 2024 12:56

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

has anyone said "bonecoin, the crypt-o-currency"?

# ? Apr 9, 2018 22:54

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin thraed: the torys are brexit scamming?

«‹›412 »