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Everybody in that movie seems so bored to be in that movie. It looks technically competent but there's just this layer of blandness on top of it. Also why are all these Star Wars stories all heists? I'm not really complaining because heists are cool and good but still, give me the slasher film starring Darth Vader that was hinted at in Rogue One.
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Everyone’s bored because they had to do the exact same scenes again. I’d imagine that would be super frustrating.
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Wheat Loaf posted:I wish it was competing with a Fast & Furious spin-off called Han: A Solo Story. We're a family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A
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Wheat Loaf posted:I wish it was competing with a Fast & Furious spin-off called Han: A Solo Story. He's Han Seoul-Oh* lol
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Emilia Clarke seems as bad as Dong Lover is good
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Apr 9, 2018 16:21
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I dunno, I laughed at the gag about Chewie's age. It looks less bad than I feared and looks more memorable than R1, which I hardly loving remember.
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Apr 9, 2018 16:36
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it looks more fun than the last jedi
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Apr 9, 2018 16:59
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I wish Lord and Miller had their crack at it but this trailer did remind me that Bradford Young is shooting the thing, which will probably make it worth seeing
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Still can't figure out whether this is an actual movie or a bad advert for a boring theme park ride.
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CelticPredator posted:You beefin with your boy or something? I've had this account since 2003 and completely failed to see the irony here until you pointed it out. Little known fact but the translation of Chewie's roar when Han gets kebobed in TFA is actually "gently caress you old man, you had that coming!"
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Apr 9, 2018 17:53
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The Meg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_K_Kg2iqvY Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Apr 10, 2018 |
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gently caress yeah Rainn Wilson I wonder what ethnicity Cliff Curtis's character will be this time around. I don't think he's played a Sherpa yet
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Apr 10, 2018 02:25
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It looks they seriously depart from the book. And that can only be a good thing. I really hope the campiness of the trailer is how the movie is.
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Could a giant/colossal squid actually crush a submersible? Want to make sure my giant shark movie has tactical realism
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No. An actual giant/colossal squid is nowhere near that size. While they can grow up to ~50ft. they actually have a pretty low volume with tentacles about as thick as your arm. What you see in the trailer is a total fantasy creature. If you really want to crush a submersible then you need a giant OCTOPUS. Much stronger. Geez.
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Apr 10, 2018 02:53
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I wasn't that sold, until i saw someone in a giant bubble ball rolling away from the shark
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Apr 10, 2018 03:02
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I wish it was Piranha 3D levels of trash. Not rando summer blockbuster movie trash.
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I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter how good The Meg ends up being... there can only be one Shark Attack: Megalodon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8 NWS BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Apr 10, 2018 |
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Unironically my most hyped film for 2018. Holy fuckballs this looks fun. It looks like a modern version of Deep Blue Sea.
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viral spiral posted:It looks like a modern version of Deep Blue Sea. I haven’t had a chance to see the trailer but now I don’t need to see the trailer.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I haven’t had a chance to see the trailer but now I don’t need to see the trailer. Yeah, you do.
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Apr 10, 2018 16:51
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unless they got the song it's nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yohg9WKQl7I
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Apr 10, 2018 17:25
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Punkin Spunkin posted:unless they got the song it's nothing The music video is also a thing of wonder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKb9OvXXvk 
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Apr 10, 2018 18:12
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Deeper, bluer, my hand is like a shark's fin
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Alehkhs posted:The music video is also a thing of wonder: This is some of the most shameful poo poo I've ever seen.
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Deeper, bluer, my hand is like a shark's fin (5x)
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Apr 10, 2018 19:41
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I remembered the lyric wrong but I stand by my version
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Apr 10, 2018 23:19
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Meg looks good and fun. Are the beach scenes in Asia? Or the whole movie I guess. Also the shark was ridiculously big in the last shot.
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Apr 10, 2018 23:28
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Syncopated posted:Meg looks good and fun. Are the beach scenes in Asia? Or the whole movie I guess. Also the shark was ridiculously big in the last shot. It's partly a Chinese studio production. The director also made National Treasure.
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Syncopated posted:Meg looks good and fun. Are the beach scenes in Asia? Or the whole movie I guess. Also the shark was ridiculously big in the last shot. Well, the shark was 17 to 20m from nose to tail IRL, so it usually gets 50% Blockbuster Bonus in stats.
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The MSJ posted:It's partly a Chinese studio production. The director also made National Treasure. Figured this because of Li Bing Bing casting
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Apr 10, 2018 23:40
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Syncopated posted:Are the beach scenes in Asia? It's a resort in southern China where that white Buddha statue is located.
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Apr 10, 2018 23:41
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Are there any of these shark attack movies where the shark wins in the end? Sharks are always getting the raw end of the stick in movies, for once I wanna see the shark be the good guy. #NotAllSharks
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:I remembered the lyric wrong but I stand by my version I didn't even notice, thought you were directly quoting the lyrics video posted above you. Now I'm imagining LL Cool J sitting in the tub, humming the Jaws theme as he moves his hand through the water.
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Apr 11, 2018 06:53
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Syncopated posted:Meg looks good and fun. Are the beach scenes in Asia? Or the whole movie I guess. Also the shark was ridiculously big in the last shot. That last shot is totally different to any of the others in the trailer so my guess is it's entirely constructed to be a button.
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Alrighty then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmbhqgpd6Xw
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Apr 11, 2018 22:12
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Someone needs to take all those scenes and drop them into the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo teaser with the Immigrant Song cue.
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clown shoes posted:Alrighty then. The essay this is based on would make a neat movie, but I'm not sure this is it. To do it justice you'd need an actor who can flip between 'snivelling poo poo' and 'psycho mastermind', and while Kevin Spacey or Hugo Weaving could pull that off I'm not sure Marton Csokas has the chops.
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PriorMarcus posted:That last shot is totally different to any of the others in the trailer so my guess is it's entirely constructed to be a button. what the gently caress is a button
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