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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you




flexing my legal muscles, which happen to be my actual muscles

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
will counsel please approach the judge's bench?
bruh i'm beyond the judge's bench i can see those noodle arms under that robe i bet the judge's bench is like 230 i was putting that up when i was 15

City of Glompton

i only really need 2 lbs of justice, and can you slice it thin please?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

will counsel please approach the judge's bench?
bruh i'm beyond the judge's bench i can see those noodle arms under that robe i bet the judge's bench is like 230 i was putting that up when i was 15

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
Ok bruh I know 20 to 30 years it's a lot if your but think of how ripped you'll be when you get out. I run a weight lifting class in the jail you're thing to. Hit me up

Koishi Komeiji



Judge: The evidence is overwhelming. I have no choice but to find you gu-

*glass shattering sound*

*Stone Cold Steve Austin theme begins to play from somewhere*

*Byron Brown comes running down the aisle open hand slapping bailiffs as they try to stop him.

Jerry "the King" Lawler: Oh mah god! That son of a bitch!

*The crowd is waving homemade signs that say stuff like "I wouldn't mind working pro bono :smug:" etc.

*Some bailiffs draw their guns but don't shoot because they might hit one of their own*

Me: So uuuhhhh........ do I just pay the fine for this traffic ticket at the front desk or uuuhhhh......

wearing a lampshade

Judge: Defense, you may present your opening arguments...

Lawyer: *motioning to bailiff, mouthing "give me the mic"*

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
court is adjourning for a recess. the defense has challenged opposing counsel to a pull-up contest at the monkey bars
see you nerds in an hour

take the moon

by sebmojo


here

take the moon fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 17, 2018

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take the moon

by sebmojo
get REAL PURE JUSTICE bitch

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