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flexing my legal muscles, which happen to be my actual muscles |
# ? Apr 15, 2018 20:12 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:07 |
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will counsel please approach the judge's bench? bruh i'm beyond the judge's bench i can see those noodle arms under that robe i bet the judge's bench is like 230 i was putting that up when i was 15 |
# ? Apr 15, 2018 20:12 |
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i only really need 2 lbs of justice, and can you slice it thin please?
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:35 |
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canyoneer posted:will counsel please approach the judge's bench? |
# ? Apr 15, 2018 23:42 |
Ok bruh I know 20 to 30 years it's a lot if your but think of how ripped you'll be when you get out. I run a weight lifting class in the jail you're thing to. Hit me up | |
# ? Apr 16, 2018 22:21 |
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Judge: The evidence is overwhelming. I have no choice but to find you gu- *glass shattering sound* *Stone Cold Steve Austin theme begins to play from somewhere* *Byron Brown comes running down the aisle open hand slapping bailiffs as they try to stop him. Jerry "the King" Lawler: Oh mah god! That son of a bitch! *The crowd is waving homemade signs that say stuff like "I wouldn't mind working pro bono " etc. *Some bailiffs draw their guns but don't shoot because they might hit one of their own* Me: So uuuhhhh........ do I just pay the fine for this traffic ticket at the front desk or uuuhhhh......
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 21:42 |
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Judge: Defense, you may present your opening arguments... Lawyer: *motioning to bailiff, mouthing "give me the mic"* |
# ? Apr 17, 2018 21:49 |
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court is adjourning for a recess. the defense has challenged opposing counsel to a pull-up contest at the monkey bars see you nerds in an hour |
# ? Apr 17, 2018 21:52 |
here take the moon fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 17, 2018 ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 22:21 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:07 |
get REAL PURE JUSTICE bitch
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 22:22 |