What if God is just giving everyone a golden shower every time it rains?
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:08 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:34 |
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I thought this was already a known fact OP
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:09 |
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President Trump alt account spotted.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:10 |
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Then bring on them golden showers, OP.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:11 |
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Pee is stored in the Globus cruciger, op.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:14 |
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*throws away umbrella*
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:16 |
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Then give thanks that God has chosen to piss upon your head on this day! Umbrellas are a sin, tear them asunder! Rejoice as the divine pee runs down your cheeks and washes away all wickedness! Hosanna to the piss of God!
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:18 |
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So I just did me some talking to the sun And I said I didn't like the way he got things done Sleeping on the job Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep fallin'
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:18 |
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Either way, it's delicious.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:19 |
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I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get, absolutely soaking wet.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:20 |
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https://twitter.com/meridithmcgraw/status/985538928005480449 Checks out
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:21 |
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It's clearly piss, that just goes without saying, but at this point in time not enough research has been done to ascertain the source of the piss. I firmly believe, however, that in time the piss-rain that humiliates us all will be determined to have a natural, not supernatural origin.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:23 |
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April showers bring May flowers God doesn't have to pee, that's why he's God
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:24 |
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The piss tape is way too real
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:26 |
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The piss bible
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:26 |
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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the pee
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:27 |
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when it sprinkles. thats god shaking his dick
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:32 |
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What if lava is just Satan's jizz?
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:33 |
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Who What Now posted:What if lava is just Satan's jizz? thats the earths pussy juice
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:35 |
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jimmyjams posted:thats the earths pussy juice Nah, that's spring water
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:39 |
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Who What Now posted:Nah, that's spring water ur right. i think i just realized lava is the earth making GBS threads itself
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:40 |
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Applewhite posted:President Trump alt account spotted. lol
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:43 |
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Everyone makes pisstakes
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:43 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Everyone makes pisstakes nice
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:44 |
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Who What Now posted:Nah, that's spring water Geysers is God squirting
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:45 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Everyone makes pisstakes Everybody has those sprays
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:45 |
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are mudslides gods deadly diarrhea
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:48 |
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jimmyjams posted:are mudslides gods deadly diarrhea If so, tornadoes are fart vortexes
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:50 |
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jimmyjams posted:are mudslides gods deadly diarrhea is that why they only happen in California?
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:52 |
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If it's from the sky it's from God. If it's from the ground and good, it's from Mother Earth. It's from the ground and bad it's from Satan. Life giving water = Earth quim Mudslide = Satan poo poo
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:54 |
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Snow happens when God shakes his semen encrusted keyboard upside down
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:55 |
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i like that posted:April showers bring May flowers Maybe God wants to pee.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:55 |
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Leaves are when God opens this thread
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:56 |
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i like that posted:Leaves are when God opens this thread there are no leaves anywhere.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:58 |
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Based on the extremely low osmolality God should get tested for Diabetes Insipidus.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:59 |
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Trump's piss is a Golden piss then?
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:12 |
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What if OP's posts are the devil's diarrhea?
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 18:11 |
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How would an omnipotent deity piss all the way around a spherical earth with one penis IDIOT!
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 18:14 |
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Unicorn jizz.
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 18:16 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:34 |
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I'd lol, then probably smoke in the shower
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 18:17 |