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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/KUDeq6J.mp4

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


fizzymercy posted:

The missing mice were actually Snake's friends. He was protecting their nest from the scary tall creature that was screaming and waving a swishy stick menacingly. He dazzled the creature long enough for a photo shoot as the adorable mice leisurely escaped to safety. They're frolicking/slinking about in the woods like Beatrix Potter characters, possibly wearing waistcoats.

I hope Snake has a secret top hat he wears when he's being fancy :3:

You forgot the part where the scary tall creature completely poo poo his pants at first.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
"Then the shocking Creature voided their bowels in a clear sign of Territory marking. I knew thisss was my time. I was ready, I could dazzle him with my beauty and save the others. My keen sense of smell kept the Creature's location easy to follow for his stench was brisk and windblown. The mice scampered as I posed upon the metal cave. As the camera flashed, I knew I had won. He could have his Territory, and we could have our lives."

I should probably stop posting in the cute thread.

magimix
Dec 31, 2003

MY FAT WAIFU!!! :love:
She's fetish efficient :3:

Nap Ghost

fizzymercy posted:

"Then the shocking Creature voided their bowels in a clear sign of Territory marking. I knew thisss was my time. I was ready, I could dazzle him with my beauty and save the others. My keen sense of smell kept the Creature's location easy to follow for his stench was brisk and windblown. The mice scampered as I posed upon the metal cave. As the camera flashed, I knew I had won. He could have his Territory, and we could have our lives."

I should probably stop posting in the cute thread.

Why?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






A pussy willow covered in catkins :3:

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

You might as well be posting pictures of cars or famous footballers.


???

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


When animals attack: Cats trying to eat their humans.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Chickens are cool and I miss them



https://i.imgur.com/Gfn6kwy.gifv

Sininu has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Apr 15, 2018

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

One of these cats better be named Sakura.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

I went to go grill for the first time since winter, pulled off the grill cover...



O HAI THERE!





Shooed him into the woods with a broom. Opened the grill and found a mice nest but no mice...
Black rat snake? I had one as a pet and she would wrap herself around my neck and hang out while I read a book :3:

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib
Heck, I saw a rattlesnake while biking yesterday, and my reaction was to say hello to Mr. Shakes from a safe distance. I thought he was pretty cute slithering onto the side of the trail.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/FeZEoKC.mp4

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


little do they realize they have been enslaved throwing the toy for the rest of their lives

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

RFC2324 posted:

little do they realize they have been enslaved throwing the toy for the rest of their lives

Is this better or worse than being stuck sitting with a cat sleeping on your lap?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
That gif is collies in a nutshell. They pretty darn happy to walk up and offer their toys to complete strangers, and never let them go if they throw it.

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

That last one. :stare:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


SubponticatePoster posted:

Black rat snake? I had one as a pet and she would wrap herself around my neck and hang out while I read a book :3:



I think it’s this as best I could tell. He was pretty chill even when I was poking him with the broom. (I probably should’ve bought a new grill and let him have that one.)

Judas Horse
Mar 24, 2018

ey im walkin simulator here
Snakes are super cute. One of my favorites are bamboo rat snakes because they look like traffic cones. :3:

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

the Arabian sand boa is objectively the best snake
look at this fat droopy idiot

i love him

hognoses are a close second

ridiculous anime snake

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

vaguely posted:

the Arabian sand boa is objectively the best snake
look at this fat droopy idiot

i love him

I want make rabbit ears for him so I could find him buried in the sand. I'd name him Croissant and put googly eyes on his tail for funsies. I love 'em too.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

vaguely posted:

hognoses are a close second

ridiculous anime snake

I love hognose snakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjW4VM1xdE

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Have some more Dave, because he is precious:



My Chewbacca slipper is now Dave's bed.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/OhJeeToriG/status/985294770023972864

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Sininu posted:

Chickens are cool and I miss them



https://i.imgur.com/Gfn6kwy.gifv

Sorry, no foxes in the henhouse. :(

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/lvA6BtV.gifv'

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Sorry, no foxes in the henhouse. :(

I promise the hens will be very safe with me. After all I've been around them for over half of my life. Used to take care of 12 chickens and 2 roosters all alone during summers after my grandmother passed when I was 12-14 years old. There were also sheep, but I wasn't a big fan of them because they were really dum.

waggles
Jul 21, 2011

Here to spread frog love.
Fallen Rib




I saw a snake friend yesterday on the front porch when I was going inside. I don't know what kind he was (light brown scales, non-aggressive) but he was cute.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://giant.gfycat.com/UnimportantQuarrelsomeDachshund.webm

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Keeping dinner warm.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Slime posted:

That gif is collies in a nutshell. They pretty darn happy to walk up and offer their toys to complete strangers, and never let them go if they throw it.

In the little fishing/tourist village of Looe, in Cornwall, there's a collie that's done exactly that with hundreds of tourists walking down to the beach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxwT8VLM6Ys

e: she leaves the ball just outside the gate and looks beseechingly from it to any passers-by until they get the message. I wish I'd have thought to get a picture or video when I was there, because that dog can say more with an eyebrow and a hopeful wag than most humans can with an entire dictionary.

goddamnedtwisto has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Apr 16, 2018

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

He has a collar and is sleeping on my stomach.

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

He has a collar and is sleeping on my stomach.



:kimchi:

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
Stolen from Reddit but the dog's expression just kills me.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
"Alas! I am slain!"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"



Dave beans!

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA
Yo I love Dave a lot, never don't post him.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
These are my furry ones. Punkin and Rex, sorry for not embedding:

https://imgur.com/a/U978I

Rex is the anxious one that likes laundry and fire, Punkin is the fluffy one and she likes quiet and me exclusively.

ILL Machina has a new favorite as of 02:35 on Apr 16, 2018

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

waggles posted:



I saw a snake friend yesterday on the front porch when I was going inside. I don't know what kind he was (light brown scales, non-aggressive) but he was cute.

Hope you're not in Australia, the brown snake is insanely deadly.

And, speaking of insanely deadly, is that a poison arrow frog? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to touch those.

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib
Today's edition of frog facts:

Poison dart frogs require formic acid to create their poison. They normally get formic acid by eating ants. Since poison dart frogs in captivity mostly eat crickets, they're safe to hold.

That is not in captivity, however. That said, the poison produced by this species (the granulated poison frog) is only dangerous if ingested. Coyote Peterson did not proceed to lick the frog, and therefore did not die.

EDIT: The video in question. Warning: This video includes frog wrestling. Viewer discretion is advised.

JackMann has a new favorite as of 06:35 on Apr 16, 2018

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/eggsandbread/status/985151362160889856

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