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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
<initiate protocol 566331: Activate internal repair and activate all available weapons. Fire at will>

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Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.






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<Inquiry: Functionality>



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<Functionality: 100%.>

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cat_herder
Mar 17, 2010

BE GAY
DO CRIME


yes let's totally shoot blindly into the void

I cannot, CANNOT, believe you motherfuckers. I guess Fabs is gonna find some way to bring us back though, surely he won't SELL HIS DEIFIED SOUL TO ANNA SO SHE CAN TURN THE WHEEL AGAIN.

:cripes:

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Activate backup memory module. Replay from last

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



cat_herder posted:

yes let's totally shoot blindly into the void

I cannot, CANNOT, believe you motherfuckers. I guess Fabs is gonna find some way to bring us back though, surely he won't SELL HIS DEIFIED SOUL TO ANNA SO SHE CAN TURN THE WHEEL AGAIN.

:cripes:

I waited like 2 weeks, but the vote speaks for itself :colbert:

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.





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<Inquiry: Last observed event>



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<“Anyone else you want to bring on this highly probably ride to death? Or will it be just us girls?”>



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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
<broadcast all frequencies> Hello?

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Half a galaxy away, the other Ohone briefly feels a ripple of gooseflesh.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Temperature ... zero?

Wow, we must have done something really cool.






:sparkles:

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Apr 12, 2018

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
We went into the Black hole of Sol. We in the real void now.

cat_herder
Mar 17, 2010

BE GAY
DO CRIME


smooth loving move, now how do we get back out?

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.





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<All frequency broadcast: Hello>



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<Hello?>

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You would have sighed, had you lungs.

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“Really have no idea what’s going on at this point.”

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“Don’t you?”

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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

:stare:

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

I'm, uh, getting the impression that the adoption papers may not have gone through properly. I told you the Administratum couldn't read Holy Binary and that you should fill it out in Gothic. That's discrimination. Sue.

:allears:

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
"I am Ohone, and I am lord of this relam."

Realize that this world of void is ours and we are it and take control.

cat_herder
Mar 17, 2010

BE GAY
DO CRIME


well, gently caress

Talk to the voice, figure out who they are.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
The voice is our own, theres no one else here in the void. Only our own.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Is that you, Loki? Did you brainbox us because you finally realized we're too stupid to take care of ourself?

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Loel posted:

I waited like 2 weeks, but the vote speaks for itself :colbert:

:argh:

A temperature of 0 (assuming Kelvin) is achievable only in theory, so we're well beyond the Looking Glass here.

As in, we're not in quantifiable space, and we're certainly not in the Black Hole.

Tell me, most adolescent periods are typically trying, how goes your development?

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.





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“Loki stopped me from entering the event horizon. I’m in a brain box.”


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”Incorrect. Loki viewed your actions as an odd but not unexpected consequence of your Faith.”

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“You are a new creature of Acheron, fed by the trillions of souls of lost Terra.”

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“Incorrect.”

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“Acheron was a new creation of ME.”

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


420 blaze it

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
Ride the mindfuck wave :lsd:

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Well, I hope you've got a good insurance policy, 'cause we're gonna blow Acheron up, burn the wreckage to the ground, and then salt the ashes so you can't grow another one. Acheron delenda est.

Saying this is probably not a good idea.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
You who is called I am, Shall we converse more plainly, Tzeench?

cat_herder
Mar 17, 2010

BE GAY
DO CRIME


DO NOT BRING OTHER GODS HERE WHAT THE gently caress

cat_herder
Mar 17, 2010

BE GAY
DO CRIME


Wait. Wait wait wait. We birthed the Acheron?

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

:tif:

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Loel posted:

“Acheron was a new creation of ME.”

If you created Acheron, then I simply must know, why?

Was a non-casual and para-casual realm easier to manipulate? Was it simply to create magic itself?

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

So why pop up now? You could 'hatch' within any stellar mass of your chosen dimensions, maybe. With that kind of power you could have free reign over pretty much everything. Did my actions somehow trigger your emergence? Honestly its all vague. Also just to be COMPLETELY SURE , given my paranoid nature, do you have a fondness for birdseed?

SpookyLizard
Feb 17, 2009
I'd be worried about us having jumped directly into an excession if it wasn't like third one we've encountered so far.

Whatever it is, i don't think we made it. I think we helped it open a hole.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.





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“You created Acheron? Why?”


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“Ask gravity why it exists. The answer is the same.”


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“Why show yourself now, if you are that powerful?”


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”I have always been, and will always be.”

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”When the first cephalopod first imagined striking its rival, half a universe from here, I was there."

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
So are you our child or not?

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Time is nothing to this creature. Either this is a birth preordained by itself millenia in the past or simply the birth of a new vessel.

The cycle ends here where it began. Will you yield to yourself?

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
Were you there when the first mother fed her children?

(octopi moms babysit their kids fulltime to the exclusion of everything else and also die to feed the kids, let's avoid that outcome) :ohdear:

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Huh.

So did the black hole send us somewhere or are we chilling out in a singularity?

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Blasphemaster posted:

Huh.

So did the black hole send us somewhere or are we chilling out in a singularity?

You have no sensory data (everything reads 0, even the heat) so how would you know which one :D

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Ask it what it wants.

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

VanSandman posted:

Ask it what it wants.

We need the I'm about to end you so you'll get all your answers monologue, pronto

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Loel posted:

You have no sensory data (everything reads 0, even the heat) so how would you know which one :D

Well thats what I wanted to ask if the Spooky Disembodied voice.

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Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


So, what's cookin'? What's the deal with those dickflowers I saw? Is ol' Beaky your favourite kid? Can we get some light in here? Cephalopods? Well, that explains the Acheronic fascination with tentacles I suppose. Oh, by the way, do you have some name, title or epithet I can use? Huh, I just realised, if you made Acheron, and you live here in the great nothing, the term "holy" takes on a whole new meaning.

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