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Mine is unparalleled . I often wonder if I was meant to be the greatest swordfighter of this dimension Do you have to slay any hordes by hand goons? Do you like to?
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I cut the tip of some guy's nose off at a party once
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Apr 16, 2018 14:56
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I'm what combat veterans refer to as a "meat shield."
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Apr 16, 2018 14:56
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Apr 16, 2018 14:56
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with the long blade i am undefeated, op
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Apr 16, 2018 14:58
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i only fight dual wielding stone age clubs on horseback.
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Apr 16, 2018 15:00
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I can write my name in the snow
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Apr 16, 2018 15:01
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Terrible. I telegraph my lunges by rocking backwards onto my left foot, leaving me open for an easy riposte/poke to the chest. I tried to break the habit, but the more I thought about it, the worse the problem became. Does anybody want to buy a slightly used pistol-grip foil?
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Apr 16, 2018 15:02
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i have one of those hardwood training swords like in the last samurai, i found it at a thrift store and figured it's better at beating rear end than a baseball bat. it probably is honestly. fucker is hefty. but mostly i have a shotgun if someone tries to break in and murder me.
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Apr 16, 2018 15:09
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Sponge Baathist posted:I cut the tip of some guy's nose off at a party once This you?  Video https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/28523040/raw-man-cuts-off-nose-with-sword-in-party-trick-gone-wrong/
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Apr 16, 2018 15:17
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Are you talking about my cock?
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Apr 16, 2018 15:33
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I play a lot of VR katana fruit slicer so... I'm pretty good
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Apr 16, 2018 15:36
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i took fencing as a kid but was bad at it so my swoardsmanship is poor
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Apr 16, 2018 15:37
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TheAwfulWaffle posted:Terrible. Saber or bust.
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Apr 16, 2018 15:39
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Swords, dicks; I'll swallow 'em all if it gets me into the Guinness Book of World Records with that eye-bulgy black lady!
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Apr 16, 2018 15:41
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While you were partying, I studied the blade, OP.
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Apr 16, 2018 15:42
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According to my sensei I hold the sword kinda gay.
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Apr 16, 2018 15:47
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I used to fence, my crowning achievement was making a fellow club member so mad he had to leave the room, in front of about 15 other people 
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Apr 16, 2018 15:51
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There can be only one, OP. *sighs and draws katana*
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Apr 16, 2018 16:58
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This is my hanzo steel OP
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Apr 16, 2018 17:11
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I played a lot of Rune back in the early 2000's so I'm probably pretty drat good.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:13
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Come play my game, I'll test ya. (whoosh whoosh clang clang)
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Apr 16, 2018 17:14
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I haven't practiced in months, but I'd like to get back into it when I have more free time.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:20
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My pleasure. 
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Apr 16, 2018 17:23
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Saber or bust. 
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Apr 16, 2018 17:24
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Eh, it's ok.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:27
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i have 'the penis mightier' engraved along the side of my sword
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Apr 16, 2018 17:31
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I have a large collection of s words.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:31
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hema clubs are cool if you like reading 600 year old comic books and doing all the moves in them
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Apr 16, 2018 17:35
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I defeated all 100 ninjas in bushido blade op. Dont fuckin step to me, I'm too powerful.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:37
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i only fight with bear traps that i hold. they're kind of like crab claws but i only get two chances to mortally wound my enemy. after that, it's all improv
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Apr 16, 2018 17:42
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One has to be prepared for the next undead uprising.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:50
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its tape
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Apr 16, 2018 17:59
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it's okay, thanks for asking
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Apr 16, 2018 18:01
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Poniard posted:hema clubs are cool if you like reading 600 year old comic books and doing all the moves in them I have enough expensive weird embarrassing loner hobbies already but this one looks fun I won't lie
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Apr 16, 2018 18:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ
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Apr 16, 2018 18:07
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My superior hanzo steel blade can cut through a train without stopping... only my honour prevents me from doing so... the loss of life would be astronomical...
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Apr 16, 2018 18:07
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You fools. While you were wasting your lives, studying the blade, I was huffing farts out of a paper bag in a dumpster. Now I am more powerful than any human being alive
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Apr 16, 2018 18:12
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Left or right hand OP?
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Apr 16, 2018 18:14
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I piss on my shoes. Thx for asking.
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