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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight might be worse than last week.

THE WEDDING OF DAVID FLAIR AND MISS HANCOCK!

PLUS

Tag Titles: The Filthy Animals vs KRONI>I

Stickball Bat on a Pole: Reno vs Vito

Torrie Wilson vs Madusa

Miss Jones vs Jeff Jarrett

General Rection (with Jim Duggan) vs Lance Storm (with Major Gunns)

No DQ Handicap Match: The Alt Right vs Sting

World Title Match: Kevin Nash vs Scott Steiner

7:30 preshow, 8 PM Nuptials!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is CHECK YOUR CONNECTION followed by the 9-11 Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last month was the most infamous PPV in WCW history.

Next month is the worst PPV in WCW history.

Tonight is neither but it's still really bad and dumb.

FALL BRAWL 2000!

Cruiserweight Title: Elix Skipper vs Kwee Wee

MIS FITS INACTION vs 3 Count

The Alt Right vs KRONI>I in a First Blood Chain Match

Canadian Title: General Hugh G Rection vs Lance Storm with Jim Duggan as a special guest enforcer

The Filthy Animals, Big Vito and Paul Orndorff vs The Natural Born Thrillers in an Elimination Match

Shane Douglas and Torrie Wilson vs Billy Kid Man and Madusa in a Pittsburgh Plunge Scaffold Match

Sting vs Vampiro vs Great muta

Mike Awesome vs Jeff Jarrett in a Bunkhouse Brawl

Scott Steiner vs Goldberg NO DQ IN THE LAST GREAT MATCH IN WCW HISTORY!

World Title Match: Kevin Nash vs Booker T in CAGED HEAT!

7:30 preshow, 8 PM FALL BRAWL!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's pre show is an actual WCW Nitro preshow!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight it is all of the fallout from FALL BRAWL 2000!

Handicap Elimation Match: Rey Mysterio Jr and Tygress vs The Natural Born Thrillers

The Franchise and Torrie vs Kwee Wee and Paisley

Disqo vs The Cat

WCW Title Match: Booker T vs Sting

Trios: MIA vs Team Canada

Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner vs KRONI>I

Hardcore Match: Mike Awesome vs Vampiro

VINCE RUSSO IS IN THE MAIN EVENT MATCH

Tune in at 7:15ish for a special preshow, The SPRING BREAK OUT 99 PRE SHOW! 8 PM Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Apparently nothing happens on the Spring Break Out preshow so we're going to watch different ones with STRO!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003

La morte non ha sesso
Maaan I had to miss this one because I was out buying all the groceries I lost when my power went out.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
We've got about a month left of Russo Nitros (and six months of Nitros in general.) This one is a doozy. Join us for THAT Nitro.

Stickball Bat vs Kendo Stick Match
Johnny The Bull vs Big Vito

6 Team Battle Royal for the Tag Titles

ICP vs Mike Awesome

Caged Heat
Scott Steiner vs Goldberg

General Hugh G Rection vs Jeff Jarrett

Sting vs Lance Storm

Caged Heat World Title Match
Booker T vs Vince Russo

Tune in at 7:30 for the preshow, 8 PM for NITRO

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/975904360709410818

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, IT'S THAT NITRO. Which Nitro?

It takes place in San Francisco.

Yep.

This might be the last of THAT NITROS until the final one. Only a couple Russo Nitros remain in general!

Ladder Match: Konnan and Rey Mysterio Jr vs The Boogie Knights

Hardcore Title Tournament Final: A Wall vs Reno

The Franchise vs Mike Awesome

Goldberg vs Meng

WINNERS GO TO THE MAIN EVENT: Jeff Jarrett and Booker T vs Scott Steiner and Sting

Cruiserweight Title Handicap Powerbomb Match: Elix Skipper vs Kevin Nash and Mike Sanders

Handicap Match: Goldberg vs The Alt Right

WCW Title 49ERS MATCH: Jeff Jarrett vs Booker T

Tune in at 7:30ish for a special preshow with more outtakes and behind the scenes WCW stuff, 8 PM for NITRO! Also lots of new bumpers.


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I finally have a Wednesday off and can watch nitro with my internet friends!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003

La morte non ha sesso
The last time I watched Wednesday Nitro I was taking my dryer apart. A new belt arrived, so I can watch it tonight while I put it back together.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow has a bunch of Mean Gene! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
That 49ers match is somehow worse than I expected. Not only is the gimmick terrible but Booker and JJ are just flailing up there. It's like the road agent was someone who had never actually seen a wrestling match before. (I'm still halfway convinced it was plotted out move-for-move by Russo himself.)

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

The whole 'no road agents' thing is something that haunted WCW for awhile.
For all the money they threw around they just didn't seem to drop any money on that job.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003

La morte non ha sesso
Didn't WWE rely on road agents to get around Russo booking dangerous, impossible, purely nonsensical finishes?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ChrisBTY posted:

The whole 'no road agents' thing is something that haunted WCW for awhile.
For all the money they threw around they just didn't seem to drop any money on that job.

They had road agents at this point. That's how Johnny Ace came into the company. Pretty sure they'd used Arn in that role since 97.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

MassRafTer posted:

They had road agents at this point. That's how Johnny Ace came into the company. Pretty sure they'd used Arn in that role since 97.

They had them sure. But apparently not enough of them. Or they didn't utilize the ones they had properly.
There were a lot of poorly planned matches.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ChrisBTY posted:

They had them sure. But apparently not enough of them. Or they didn't utilize the ones they had properly.
There were a lot of poorly planned matches.

Agents can only do so much when scripts are rewritten, matches are poorly booked and time is cut.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh my god i'm so mad i missed the 49ers match

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


DJExile posted:

oh my god i'm so mad i missed the 49ers match

The parts everyone remembers are the poles, the Scott Hall photo, and the finish.

People forget that the match itself is utter poo poo, with the ref looking for submissions and doing count outs in a match where the only way it can end is someone climbing and grabbing the belt.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
And a solid minute where Jeff Jarrett is trying to get something (likely a guitar) out from under the ring but it's stuck.

I wonder if Beetlejuice (I'm assuming it's spelled like the movie and not the star) was late getting to the ring and that was why Jarrett and T were clearly stalling near the end.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Maxwell Lord posted:

And a solid minute where Jeff Jarrett is trying to get something (likely a guitar) out from under the ring but it's stuck.

I wonder if Beetlejuice (I'm assuming it's spelled like the movie and not the star) was late getting to the ring and that was why Jarrett and T were clearly stalling near the end.

Beetlejuice was holding the guitar.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Since people whined about Thunder, for the last time ever it is THUNDER NITRO except with a twist. When we get sick of Thunder we are skipping to Nitro.

So it's Thunder as the preshow followed by NITRO!

We're in Briz Bane Australia and we've got

Elix Skipper vs Rey Mysterio Jr.

WCW Tag Titles: Jindrak and O'Haire vs The Boogie Knights

Down Underwear Match: Torrie Wilson vs Tygress

Booker T and The Cat vs Kevin Nash and Mike Sanders

Goldberg vs Big Vito

Hardcore Match: Mike Awesome vs David Flair

US Title Match: Lance Storm vs Konnan

Scott Steiner vs Sting

7:30 Thunder, followed by Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I am so here for Awesome/Flair hardcore :munch:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Thunder starts now! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Week 2 of WCW's Australian tour!

Tag Titles: Jindrak and O'Haire vs The Boogie Knights

Team Canada vs MIA (Which stands for Made in America)

The Filthy Animals vs The Franchise

The Perfect Event vs Mike Awesome and Crowbar

Kwee Wee vs Johnny the Bull

Booker T defends the World Title!

David Flair vs Goldberg

Scott Steiner vs Kidman

Lumberjack Match: Kevin Nash vs Sting

Well Goldberg vs David will be something

Tune in at 7:30 for the preshow, 8 PM for Nitro

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh my god goldberg/david flair? :suspense:

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Kwee Wee was pretty fun, especially when they decided to Jekyll&Hyde him with the Angry Allan gimmick.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
To celebrate the next episode of the Monumental Podcast it is ULTIMATE WARRIOR NIGHT! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Will David Flair stalk or kidnap anyone on Nitro? Find out tonight! Also:

The Perfect Event vs Not Neo Nazis Actually Just Avid Motorcycle Riders

KRONI>I vs 3 Count

Goldberg vs Shawn Stasiak

Alex Wright vs Mark Jindrak vs Kid Man

Vampiro vs Crowbar

The Franchise vs Konnan

Mike Awesome vs Scott Steiner

Plus a fabulous preshow and post show!

7:30/8 PM!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Fabulous, you say...

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for the preshow with Gillberg vs Bob Backlund and Sandman vs Balls Mahoney from the same indie show in 2001! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
can we cancel Halloween havoc and have a night of Bruno instead

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah even a Bruno pre-show would be awesome if you can swing it on short notice

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Bruno tribute would be nice, but don't cancel Peak WCW 2000 the PPV--we've been building to this all year long.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
To celebrate the life of Bruno Sammartino we will

WATCH THE WORST MAJOR COMPANY PPV EVENT IN HISTORY!

HALLOWEEN HAVOC 2000!

Tag Title 3 Way: The Natural Born Thrillers vs The Filthy Animals vs The Boogie Knights

Hardcore Title: Reno vs A Wall

The Perfect Event vs MIA

The Filthy Animals vs Shane Douglas and Torrie Wilson

DNA Match: David Flair vs Buff Bagwell

Kickboxing Match for the Commissionership of WCW: The Cat vs Mike Sanders

Vampiro vs Mike Awesome

US Title Handicap Match: Storm and Duggan vs Rection

Jeff Jarrett vs Sting

World Title Match: Booker T vs Scott Steiner

Handicap Match: Kroni>I vs Goldberg

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

7:30 preshow 8 PM Havoc!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Can I skip this and just imagine that Reno is actually fighting an actual wall instead of Jerry Tuite?

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003

La morte non ha sesso
I'm cooking steak and I just restocked my home bar; this Wednesday will be the best Tuesday Monday Nitro in the history of our sport!

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