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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:
Look at that tongue! Certainly does not appear to be aggressive from that photo.
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Sunswipe posted:I want Star Citizen to fail. I want Chris Roberts reduced to giving wavy handjobs for pennies. I want Sandi to find her only career option is back in softcore tickle porn. I want Alexis to divorce Ben, get half his Wing Commander collection and burn it in front of him. I want Hobo Lando's beard to catch fire. I'm a man of simple and vindictive tastes. You know it's more likely to end up like the OUYA right. Money drys up, they poo poo out a MVP and ride off into the sunset. Backers stand around saluting each other's dicks while saying this is what they wanted all along. We all get a good laugh and rub. Just saying don't get your hopes up for any cosmic justice here. That's not how our lovely world works.
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https://twitter.com/public_Function/status/985782216784601088 https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/987353571321499650
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tuo posted:Imagine havin so many fans that they cost you 200 dollars a month in electricity bills This is why I don't let my legion of fans in the house.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:26 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I know I've been silent on this for a while now and that I'm not the MoMA of old, but here is where I have to comment: Counterpoint: Chris Roberts is a lying, inept hack and fraud who needed to defraud nearly $200 million because he couldn't convince publishers to bankroll the same vanity project that got him fired the last time he tried it, and has learned none of the lessons but rather repeated every mistake from that incident. Do you seriously think even goons don't occasionally need a success story? With so many childhood heroes faceplanting as they get older and failing to recapture what made them great, at this point I'd take any win I can get, even a cocksucker like Chris. Which is why I also backed him early, although to a lesser extent than you did. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, I knew he still gamed and thought that hopefully he'd put together something serviceable. And here he is with other people's money making Freelancer 2.0 but without any publishers to step in and actually make it. No matter what backers get, assuming anything at all, it certainly won't be what Chris said it would be. And, as usual, the blame is 100% his. I'd advise him to switch careers but frankly he's probably safest to the rest of us where he is.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Its goontifas, and if this isn't a serious thread than why do you take the potential criticism for a bullshit video so... seriously? Because Lowtax needs to keep forums running and with Derek gone, I'm your sole source of entertainment on this thread.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:27 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I know I've been silent on this for a while now and that I'm not the MoMA of old, but here is where I have to comment: lol You don't know who Chris Roberts was or is.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:29 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I know I've been silent on this for a while now and that I'm not the MoMA of old, but here is where I have to comment: "You know, during the course of every week, we turn our comedy flamethrower onto a vast range of subjects. But every now and again, the razor sharp edge of our wit results in a piece of comedy that rises above the normally excellent standard of topicality and satire and becomes truly Champagne comedy!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3xkFLaxDU&t=44s ewe2 fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Apr 20, 2018 |
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https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/986967408815558656 https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/986968349149196289
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:39 |
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This guy is the worst corporate whore, they are supposed to pay YOU, dumbass!
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:43 |
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Sunswipe posted:You can each have a territory. Or as you've got experience, maybe you could go into management? Work on the advertising side of things? "Chris Roberts Wavy Handjobs! Guaranteed Unlike Any Other!" I like the cut of your jib! I may have an opening for you!
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:49 |
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big nipples big life posted:This guy is the worst corporate whore, they are supposed to pay YOU, dumbass! It reminds me of this Onion article: quote:Another manifestation of the missing-the-point phenomenon, Shaw said, is college students' habit of purchasing posters that advertise products. "Companies normally pay to have their wares touted," Shaw said. "But an incredibly high number of college undergraduates are willing to plunk down $15 for a poster of the Taco Bell chihuahua or Budweiser lizards, enabling companies to generate revenue from something that is supposed to be an expense." I remember when that site was satirical.
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big nipples big life posted:This guy is the worst corporate whore, they are supposed to pay YOU, dumbass!
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:55 |
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Nyast posted:Unfortunately I do not think so. Make a note and I'll do some crow-eating afterwards, but there are a few elements to this story that boost it past the normal crowd-funding thing, it's just not really hit a definitive tone as yet. But seriously, people are putting tens of thousands of dollars into something they believe will define their lives; that's a fairly tall order. NMS was $60. Jobbo_Fett posted:Its goontifas, and if this isn't a serious thread than why do you take the potential criticism for a bullshit video so... seriously? Defending CiG is a full time job.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 21:07 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I remember when that site was satirical. <gently weeps> big nipples big life posted:This guy is the worst corporate whore, they are supposed to pay YOU, dumbass! They might do. I don't think Twitter requires disclosure.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 21:12 |
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replace not define
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ManofManyAliases posted:So you can post "Gotcha bitch!?" I can - but I'd much rather just play instead of worrying about editing a video for consumption by a disdainful thread. No editing required - just send the timestamp when you wake up from the bed.
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Hav posted:They might do. I don't think Twitter requires disclosure. nah, not with 16k followers and he streams on mixer which no one watches.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Because Lowtax needs to keep forums running and with Derek gone, I'm a FTFY
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big nipples big life posted:nah, not with 16k followers and he streams on mixer which no one watches. Yeah, I had never heard of it until I saw that guys Twitter page.
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It's Microsoft trying to get on the twitch train. It's actually got some neat features and is more technically advanced than twitch but no one watches it so it doesn't matter.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 21:27 |
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/252477788?t=01h13m32s They are now making cyclone permanently available in the pledge store. I now think instead of phantom crash we are actually seeing funding efforts to pay off crytek. last weekend had free fly. then new concept sale and now moon buggy is made permanently available. That all occurred same week as PO order judgement. I think they definitely want to avoid discovery at all costs. And i think the sum is fairly high.
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big nipples big life posted:nah, not with 16k followers and he streams on mixer which no one watches. Mixer's so popular that only 12 streams have 200+ viewers
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Agony Aunt posted:I like the cut of your jib! I may have an opening for you! Oo-er, missus! F'narr f'narr.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 21:52 |
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ewe2 posted:"You know, during the course of every week, we turn our comedy flamethrower onto a vast range of subjects. But every now and again, the razor sharp edge of our wit results in a piece of comedy that rises above the normally excellent standard of topicality and satire and becomes truly Champagne comedy!" He doeshn't do anything? AAAHhhh....the French....champagne... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
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ManofManyAliases posted:Because Lowtax needs to keep forums running and with Derek gone, I'm your sole source of entertainment on this thread. Derek is never truly gone so long as you have FUD in your heart.
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:Derek is never truly gone so long as you have FUD in your heart. We're all just reflections of His dark presence. After he consumed the Eldar there was no stopping him. "Yes, the game is late. Very late." - evil_merlin. It's going to be even later with land claims, Boo.
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Dark Off posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/252477788?t=01h13m32s They are now making cyclone permanently available in the pledge store. I like the fundraising angle, myself, but here's the thing; Skadden has not mentioned a number. They won't mention a number until they have discovery, then they'll entertain the offer at the Settlement conference in January 2019, assuming the schedule hasn't slipped due to CiGs inability to get poo poo together. It's not in Skadden's interest to mention a number until they have everything they looked for in discovery and know how boned CiG really are. CiG can fundraise and make an offer of settlement, but(t), and this is entirely pulled from my rear end, you have to look at the fact that Skadden are involved, they're ticking all the boxes for a Jury trial (which means that they're not really relying on deep technicalities) and might actually have some leverage in terms of poaching both IP and staff. It feels like a really messy knife-fight of a divorce to me. I feel like Crytek took poo poo very personally. Very, very personally. Weirdly, I still see absolutely no defence from CiG - They should have cock-slapped them back with definitive proof if they had it, but all they've done is complain about discovery.
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Hav posted:I like the fundraising angle, myself, but here's the thing; Skadden has not mentioned a number. They won't mention a number until they have discovery, then they'll entertain the offer at the Settlement conference in January 2019, assuming the schedule hasn't slipped due to CiGs inability to get poo poo together. It's not in Skadden's interest to mention a number until they have everything they looked for in discovery and know how boned CiG really are. And the cost of Skadden increases every day they have them retained so they have to keep that sum in the back of their minds while negotiating with CIG, if they go down that path.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:02 |
Daztek posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0tTfSkhNZQ&t=179s Asteroids was released in the 70s people.
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Important announcement from WTFOSaurus: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/252600095?t=20m10s He's getting free stuff to giveaway and a new PC. Organised/paid-for by CIG to rejuvenate his streaming of Star Citizen?
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:14 |
G0RF posted:YOUTUBE: Around the Verse — A Show of Character So it takes as long as an 85 year old prospector to break a single rock. Required: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKoIESw1tdM
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Roadmap update Characters - 0 Entries Locations - 2 Entries
Gameplay - 4 Entries
AI - 2 Entries
Ships and Vehicles - 2 Entries
Weapons and Items - 3 Entries
Core Tech - 1 Entry
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:27 |
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Actual things for mining vessels to do with ore. Space liquids. Several types of NPC brain. September 2019 will have it all...
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Its a nice stealth, no new planets until middle of 2019.
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Quavers posted:Important announcement from WTFOSaurus: Nice marketing push. Streamers count as scammers too by the way. WTFO is woke enough to know the score but he gleefully accepted a new computer and a sum of money.
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https://twitter.com/SC_Logicorp/status/987419670817988608 https://twitter.com/SC_Logicorp/status/987412041496449025
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 00:02 |
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Guys. GUYS! They said they’re PROTOTYPING mining mechanics. A central core of their in-game space MMO economy. Something that has been done a million games before. Six! loving! YEARS! Into goddam development! After, what, 100 loving ship sales?! How are we not melting down about this! This is loving flabbergasting!
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