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Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Cass' character motivation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZDPPfHP-8

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:17

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# ? May 17, 2024 16:18

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

What no

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:17

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

CarlCX posted:

big cass is doing a perfectly fine job with this promo and given how awkward he used ot be I'm legitimately impressed, and that makes it all the worse that his new gimmick is literally "hey, did you forget that i am very tall."

Yeah I actually really like this he handled that really well and he made the iffy material shine in the right spots

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Cass needs a deeper voice though. He should get mad and make that happen.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

He's a better promo than Bryan

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

You would all be 7 feet tall too if you weren't such mental midgets. #BOOTSTRAPS bitch

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

ASUKA KILLED DANIEL

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

drat it Shane

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

shiksa posted:

oh my god who could have done this

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

I did it

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Ishin posted:

WHO!?!

drat you, Jim Neidhart!

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:18

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

So I guess Enzo really was holding that dude back.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:19

Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

I guess so drat
Knew Cass had it in him, just needed work. Hopefully he continues improving.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:20

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

JitteryComa posted:

Is it just me or is Big rear end' music a lovely Cult of Personality knockoff?

Here I was thinking it was the result of being given instructions to make buttrock that uses a lot of different notes, but not in a way that listeners will find even slightly memorable

Big rear end' theme is flavorless nutripaste, in song form

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:21

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

SatansOnion posted:

Here I was thinking it was the result of being given instructions to make buttrock that uses a lot of different notes, but not in a way that listeners will find even slightly memorable

Big rear end' theme is flavorless nutripaste, in song form

So you're saying Cass is 7 Feet Of Soylent?

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:21

HitTheTargets: Mar 3, 2006; I came here to laugh at you.

Aphrodite posted:

Cass needs a deeper voice though. He should get mad and make that happen.

But first can he get mad about his wrestling skills?

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:22

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

The IIconics with the jobber entrance.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:22

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

The IIconics look like the Bellas for a second. And I have no idea what they're saying or doing through their accent.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:23

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

DarkstarIV posted:

The IIconics with the jobber entrance.

There's a lot of wrassle to get through tonight

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:23

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Did Cass make his boobs grow too?

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:23

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Bicky Lynch

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:23

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Bicky Lynch

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

So how come WWE can only book two women in a team if they are goofy? (Laycool, these two, etc)

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

bloodysabbath: May 1, 2004; OH NO!

They're attractive sure but why are they on my TV?

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

They look soooooooooo gooooooood

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Smackdown: Home of Casual Racism.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Phuzzy posted:

So you're saying Cass is 7 Feet Of Soylent?

Sort of, although even Soylent occasionally gives consumers something approaching a memorable experience

mind you, that experience is diarrhea and heavy metal poisoning, but at least you'll know it happened :v:

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

if you're gonna do a lovely irish accent then go for it

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Thats not very scientific.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Peyton Royce looks like Mr Meseeks kinda

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Excuse me miss, this is not stand up night at the Improv.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:24

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

becky has a match on smackdown yay

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:25

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Writer Cath posted:

Smackdown: Home of Casual Racism.

Becky is white.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:25

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

The math adds up.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:25

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Oh so they're going to use Becky to feed Asuka a bunch of losses?

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:25

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Can't be racist against the Irish. They're barely human.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:25

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

I fully expect there to be a accent-off at some point.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:26

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Greg Hamilton is a good ring announcer for Asuka.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:26

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Saint Freak posted:

Oh so they're going to use Becky to feed Asuka a bunch of losses?

Maybe Becky wins and then she gets a decent pushahahahaahahaahahahaaha

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Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Aphrodite posted:

Becky is white.

Le Saboteur posted:

Can't be racist against the Irish. They're barely human.

Oh gently caress you guys.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:26

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