Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

unstucker posted:

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Doggo cannot stop. DOGGO WILL NOT STOP :3:

# ? Apr 24, 2018 13:12

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 07:40

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# ? Apr 24, 2018 17:29

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 18:22

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

# ? Apr 24, 2018 21:18

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://gfycat.com/ElasticMindlessArcticfox

# ? Apr 24, 2018 22:48

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

MrYenko posted:

He gets that a lot, mostly from me

# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:54

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

He gets that a lot, mostly from me

I still say he looks like Owen Wilson.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:21

unstucker: Jan 4, 2018

Icon Of Sin posted:

Doggo cannot stop. DOGGO WILL NOT STOP

Yeap:D

# ? Apr 25, 2018 06:01

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

BigDave posted:

I still say he looks like Owen Wilson.

Well I ain�t gonna cut it anytime soon!

# ? Apr 25, 2018 06:03

unstucker: Jan 4, 2018

# ? Apr 25, 2018 06:08

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

He gets that a lot, mostly from me

I like his big ole Muppet paws

# ? Apr 25, 2018 14:24

Golbez: Oct 9, 2002; 1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

After an incident where a drop of hot oil flew off the frying pan and onto him, Pit Pat has been terrified any time he hears frying oil now, which is ironic for a pup who is highly food motivated and generally loves hanging out when cooking is happening.

Of course that doesn't mean he's good at hiding. (apologies for low quality, the lighting and zoom were bad and getting this picture fast was the most important)

# ? Apr 25, 2018 15:19

Barcley: Jan 26, 2004; ---; Soiled Meat

Golbez posted:

After an incident where a drop of hot oil flew off the frying pan and onto him, Pit Pat has been terrified any time he hears frying oil now, which is ironic for a pup who is highly food motivated and generally loves hanging out when cooking is happening.

Of course that doesn't mean he's good at hiding. (apologies for low quality, the lighting and zoom were bad and getting this picture fast was the most important)

poor fried-tened pit pat, stay safe lil buddy

# ? Apr 25, 2018 19:14

Jehde: Apr 21, 2010

Golbez posted:

After an incident where a drop of hot oil flew off the frying pan and onto him, Pit Pat has been terrified any time he hears frying oil now, which is ironic for a pup who is highly food motivated and generally loves hanging out when cooking is happening.

Of course that doesn't mean he's good at hiding. (apologies for low quality, the lighting and zoom were bad and getting this picture fast was the most important)

Don't get spat at by the drip fat, Pit Pat. :ohdear:

# ? Apr 25, 2018 19:30

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Please pet pit pat

# ? Apr 25, 2018 19:48

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

I would give Pit Pat a Kit Kat if chocolate were not bad for dogs

# ? Apr 25, 2018 20:52

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

We�ve made great strides with fetch

# ? Apr 26, 2018 02:21

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Visiting Luna
https://i.imgur.com/V9n6cmJ.mp4

# ? Apr 26, 2018 03:26

butros: Aug 2, 2007; I believe the signs of the reptile master

beanieson posted:

We�ve made great strides with fetch

ComfyPants posted:

Visiting Luna
https://i.imgur.com/V9n6cmJ.mp4

goddam

# ? Apr 26, 2018 03:35

unstucker: Jan 4, 2018

healthy food? no, thank you!))

# ? Apr 26, 2018 04:51

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Rottweilers are such fun dogges. I never quite got why people put them on par with pit bulls as far as profiling went.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:05

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

WarpedNaba posted:

Rottweilers are such fun dogges. I never quite got why people put them on par with pit bulls as far as profiling went.

They're good dogs Brent

# ? Apr 26, 2018 14:19

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Dalael posted:

They're good dogs Bront

# ? Apr 26, 2018 14:20

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

WarpedNaba posted:

Rottweilers are such fun dogges. I never quite got why people put them on par with pit bulls as far as profiling went.

They used to be a fighting and guard dog breed. That's typically how most got categorized.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 14:36

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

When I think of stereotypical evil junkyard dogs: pitbulls, rotties, bulldogs.

When I think of stereotypical "employed by an evil corporation to attack intruders": GSDs, dobermans

The problem: all of these dogs can be trained poorly, and can have bad reps, but gosh they're so sweet if they're handled properly.

End dog racism

# ? Apr 26, 2018 14:52

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I had a gsd/Dobie mix growing up named Murray that was insanely smart, chill, and so much fun to play with

Roscoe is Rottie and most likely lab. Nowhere near as smart but makes up for it with chillness and how much he loves my kids

He sat sentry for the baby for about a month after he was born. Anytime the cats wandered in the room he would rush them silently and chase them off.

Dogs fuckin own

StrixNebulosa posted:

End dog racism

# ? Apr 26, 2018 15:09

Jehde: Apr 21, 2010

StrixNebulosa posted:

End dog racism

And dog sizism. End all forms of dog discrimination. All dogs are good dogs.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 15:19

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

I can totally understand why a 500sqft apartment doesn�t allow for a 180lb mastiff but at the same time I would be willing to risk letting the landlord come after me for any damages so that I can have like 65 dogs.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 16:04

Jehde: Apr 21, 2010

boop the snoot posted:

I can totally understand why a 500sqft apartment doesn’t allow for a 180lb mastiff but at the same time I would be willing to risk letting the landlord come after me for any damages so that I can have like 65 dogs.

I'm talking about the "I love dogs... except small 'yappy' ones" crowd, they can go gently caress themselves. Landlords should be free to restrict things that can cause damage to their property, although I would prefer they either blanket ban pets or don't, or yeah put more faith in renters to pay for damages, but. :shrug:

# ? Apr 26, 2018 16:15

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Jehde posted:

I'm talking about the "I love dogs... except small 'yappy' ones" crowd, they can go gently caress themselves. Landlords should be free to restrict things that can cause damage to their property, although I would prefer they either blanket ban pets or don't, or yeah put more faith in renters to pay for damages, but.

"I like all dogs except for yappy ones" people are from the same crowd as the "I like all music but rap and country" and like, no, you shouldn't do that

# ? Apr 26, 2018 16:17

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

boop the snoot posted:

I can totally understand why a 500sqft apartment doesn�t allow for a 180lb mastiff but at the same time I would be willing to risk letting the landlord come after me for any damages so that I can have like 65 dogs.

A few years back, I needed to move out and every place would reject me as soon as I mentioned I had a Golden Retriever. in the end, I managed to convince a landlord to let me in by agreeing to pay an extra 25$ per month in case she caused any kind of damage. To keep my dog, I would have paid even more.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 17:00

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkOwmtCwfCQ

# ? Apr 26, 2018 19:32

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I like to be personally accepting of all dogs, but I can understand wariness around a dog breed that can injure and maim much more easily than others due to basic physiology. I say this as a former owner of Rottweilers.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 19:42

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

It�s a convo that we can go back and forth on forever with subjective opinions and loosely based anecdotal input but frankly imo I�d rather we not do this in here, as there�s like four separate threads in PI we can have this dumb back and forth

so, here�s pup smoking a pancake

(loving LOVES toilet paper rolls)

# ? Apr 26, 2018 19:53

Winter Rose: Sep 27, 2007; Understand how unstable the truth can be.

She ate 2 pairs of underwear this week.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:04

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Good girl!

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:11

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Winter Rose posted:

She ate 2 pairs of underwear this week.

The face of no regrets.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:20

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