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Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Recast TJ Miller by putting Jon Heder in a wig and glasses and see if anybody notices.

Alternatively, slather some nobody in makeup and hang them upside down for every scene, Back To The Future II style.

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the christopher plummer thing was a good idea but now that everyone with a blog is talking about it like they came up with it....not so much

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Have TJ Miller get blown up on a train but with the same quality as the car explosion in Casino

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
Have a different actor or actress with the surname "Miller" in play Weasel in every shot that he appears in.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

couldcareless posted:

I vote have him killed off in a poorly put together scene using chopped up existing footage. The cheaper it looks, the better. It even fits with the silly fourth wall breaking tendency of the material.

Yeah, like on South Park when Chef quit

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Brutally slaughtered just offscreen with Deadpool remarking on how brutal it is, maybe gibs flying at him.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Just copy what the xXx people wanted to do to Vin Diesel’s character in the sequel. Shot by shot.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

The character's name is apparently Weasel and none of you are suggesting Pauly Shore?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Wendell posted:

The character's name is apparently Weasel and none of you are suggesting Pauly Shore?

Imagine that, nobody gave Pauly Shore any thought. Guess it's habit.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Imagine that, nobody gave Pauly Shore any thought. Guess it's habit.

Aww, his mom died recently :(

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Zogo posted:

Karl Lagerfeld on #MeToo:

"I’m fed up with it. I don’t even eat pig [in France the movement’s known as #BalanceTonPorc] What shocks me most in all of this are the starlets who have taken 20 years to remember what happened. Not to mention the fact there are no prosecution witnesses. That said I cannot stand Mr Weinstein. I had a problem with him at amfAR [the amfAR Gala is organised during the Cannes Film Festival in the fight against AIDS] …"

Have movements like #MeToo and #Time’sUp affected the way you approach your work?

"Absolutely not. I read somewhere that now you must ask a model if she is comfortable with posing. Its simply too much, from now on, as a designer, you can’t do anything. As for the accusations against the poor Karl Templar [creative director at Interview magazine], I don’t believe a single word of it. A girl complained he tried to pull her pants down and he is instantly excommunicated from a profession that up until then had venerated him. Its unbelievable. If you don’t want your pants pulled about, don’t become a model! Join a nunnery, there’ll always be a place for you in the convent. They’re recruiting even!"

http://www.numero.com/en/fashion/interview-karl-lagerfeld-chanel-virgil-abloh-j-w-anderson-azzedine-alaia

I'm not surprised that the dude who played a DJ on GTA: San Andreas just so he could be "politically incorrect" would feel this way.

(Seriously, why the gently caress was he THERE? What was the meeting at Rockstar that led to them deciding "Let's put KARL LAGERFELD in our game" like?)

R. Guyovich posted:

the christopher plummer thing was a good idea but now that everyone with a blog is talking about it like they came up with it....not so much

I'm half expecting Christopher Plummer to get hit with a sexual assault allegation at this point because chaos timeline.

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Apr 25, 2018

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
replace TJ Miller with Ernest "The Cat" Miller and have Eric Bischoff interrupt all of his scenes to talk at length about how Miller knows karate and has a kickboxing tournament record while everyone just kind of stares at him confused

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
soooo apparently the Toronto van terrorist was a member of the “Incel Rebellion”

coolcool

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

AceOfFlames posted:

I'm not surprised that the dude who played a DJ on GTA: San Andreas just so he could be "politically incorrect" would feel this way.

(Seriously, why the gently caress was he THERE? What was the meeting at Rockstar that led to them deciding "Let's put KARL LAGERFELD in our game" like?)


I'm half expecting Christopher Plummer to get hit with a sexual assault allegation at this point because chaos timeline.

The GTA DJ choices are in general are all over the place, because they also had Keith Morris as the Punk station DJ, and I consider Keith to be one of the coolest dudes ever

Electric Bugaloo posted:

soooo apparently the Toronto van terrorist was a member of the “Incel Rebellion”

coolcool

Seeing a lot of calls to start paying more attention to these guys, hopefully it happens. The r/incel thread was fascinating in a terrifying way.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The gbs incel thread is amazing and horrifying.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I have a friend who works at the SPLC who's been researching the movement and going through old incel message boards and holy poo poo.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
It actually is women’s fault that they won’t have sex with me, I wrote from my parent’s basement alone, encrusted in weeks of filth and refuse

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Apr 26, 2018

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




What is the SPLC and why would they waste time researching virgins

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

banned from Starbucks posted:

What is the SPLC and why would they waste time researching virgins

They're a group who investigate and track hate movements, among other things. Soooooo...

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
lol
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/989334019648249856

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
Unless each episode is 60 minutes of these assholes wailing in sackcloth and ashes as they flagellate themselves and grovel and beg at the feet of their victims for forgiveness, then there's no way there won't be massive backlash against it.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
“Well now that I’ve had 4 months of solemn contemplation on my prison-yacht circling Bermuda, I’ve realized I was actually a pretty ok guy who made some bad choices and women really should be respected!” -Charlie “Rape Locks” Rose & friends
“Breathtaking.” -71% of Americans

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003


I had a feeling this might happen.

If Tavis got his show back:

"Join me next time when my guests will include Kevin Spacey, Charlie Rose, Harvey Weinstein and Matt Lauer.
Until then, keep the faith."

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

What can go wrong with this plan?

Seriously though, maybe these loving clowns could at least have the decency of staying in the filthy money lined holes of shame they reside in.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


banned from Starbucks posted:

What is the SPLC and why would they waste time researching virgins

southern poverty law center.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

banned from Starbucks posted:

What is the SPLC and why would they waste time researching virgins

It seems this guy lionized Eliot Rodger (the 2014 UC Santa Barbara killer) and wanted to emulate him, so I guess being incel is now a bonafide terrorist motivator with two major incidents notched in North America in under a decade.

But at this point it’s also pretty clear that “incel” as a label exists under the same alt-right umbrella as poo poo like gamergate, proud boys, redpill, etc so we shouldn’t exactly be surprised that internet CHUDs are coming out of the woodwork to actually commit attacks over their idiot grievances now.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

https://twitter.com/AP/status/989563363154907137

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
https://twitter.com/AP/status/989567484352188416

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

I would like to talk to YOUUUUUU about some of the THIIINGS you DOOO in your TIRADE

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTvP4dT9-xQ

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

banned from Starbucks posted:

What is the SPLC and why would they waste time researching virgins

You should check up on the work they did sueing the KKK and other hate groups. They are an awesome organization and are currently doing great work in court addressing horrific conditions in a lot of US prisons

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

So does that qualify Hannibal Buress for a Pulitzer, or

UNRULY_HOUSEGUEST
Jul 19, 2006

mea culpa
Still awaiting updates from the courtroom on the current status of Cosby's pants-waistline level.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Leaked audio of Cosby outburst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLu2_IDjSNg

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Steve Yun posted:

I would like to talk to YOUUUUUU about some of the THIIINGS you DOOO in your TIRADE

I'm reminded of that Eddie Murphy comedy bit where he says Bill Cosby called him up because Cosby's son went to see Eddie.

YOUUUOUU CANNOT SAY: gently caress

edit: VV oh, whoops

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 26, 2018

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
J-A-I-L-O

*******

davidspackage posted:

I'm reminded of that Eddie Murphy comedy bit where he says Bill Cosby called him up because Cosby's son went to see Eddie.

YOUUUOUU CANNOT SAY: gently caress

:thejoke:

*******

According to the news radio Cosby was silent when the verdict was announced, but then the DA recommended keeping Cosby in jail as a flight risk because of his private plane, which caused Cosby to yell “he doesn’t have a private plane you rear end in a top hat!”

CNN reporting he can go home but can’t leave his house, may be required to wear GPS tracker

Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 26, 2018

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Cosby going down screaming and cursing is pretty delightful I'm not gonna lie.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
https://www.theonion.com/bill-cosby-feeling-disoriented-after-jury-slips-convict-1825576820

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

banned from Starbucks posted:

What is the SPLC and why would they waste time researching virgins

https://www.splcenter.org/resources?keyword=Incel

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Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Power of Pecota posted:

I have a friend who works at the SPLC who's been researching the movement and going through old incel message boards and holy poo poo.

just post

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