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Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
Countering the Crossface into an AA could have been a good spot if they weren't sluggish from wrestling in the loving desert

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Big Match John is an all-time great for making a slingshot a prominent part of the finishing sequence.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I liked the AA combo but man that match was boring

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009


Aw, that's a nice dream that won't ever come true

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Has Triple H been skipping leg day? I know given how big he is, his legs are probably still huge, but they look out of proportion to the rest of his body.

Definitely top heavy now but I guess you don't need to work on legs to look good in a suit

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i think that was the worst match ive seen either of them in heh

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Cena didn't want to do the roll through AA so he came up with that??

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
A match that moved like old people loving on a bed of nails.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

lol @ yearning for your lovely company to not be lovely

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

allahu akbar

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

the floor seats that are all reserved don't have any fans in them and the rest of the huge stadium is full of screaming fans. I am here to help

Yeah, it's a weird disconnect where you can hear a ton of noise but all you can see are guys milling about not really paying attention.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
this promo is bizarre

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

They are also piping the cheers into Cena's earpiece.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Is it totally outside the realm of possibility that Cena breaks into perfect Arabic halfway through this? He already learned Mandarin for the Chinese market

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



So now everyone has to get up, bow and scrape after every match?

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
John, shhhhhhh...

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
John Cena: "Praise Allah, bitches be crazy and we deserved 9/11"

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia's unmatched hospitality

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

You're the real Big Dog, Saudi Arabia

bartok
May 10, 2006



Zyla posted:

i think that was the worst match ive seen either of them in heh

HHH vs Scott Steiner is a real stinker and who can forget that Cena vs Miz I Quit match?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Gonzo McFee posted:

A match that moved like old people loving on a bed of nails.
do not kinkshame

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
John, should we ask Sasha what she thinks about Saudi Arabia's hospitality?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh poo poo John is mentioning his breakup. Wow shout outs to MBS for providing John with comfort women to console him.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

tecnocrat posted:

So now everyone has to get up, bow and scrape after every match?

I hope not because I want to keep my pizza down

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mr'h s doin the job

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I don't regret taking the day off for this stupid thing, p fun so far :)

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Cena with the *guy just off camera has a gun* promo.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

There are women in this

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


this is a loving terrible song and video

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Surprised they didn't have Cena say that in Arabic, didn't he do a speech in Cantonese/Mandarin?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

John Cena: "Praise Allah, bitches be crazy and we deserved 9/11"

hahahaha

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Disgusting shield your eyes!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Who wants to pray with Elias?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cmon, Fooches, those cheers are piped in.

Except whenever they show the general admission seats people are losing their poo poo? I genuinely can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Mr. Carlisle posted:

There are women in this

You can bring wives and children. A woman cant just walk up and buy a ticket on her own though.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gonzo McFee posted:

John Cena: "Praise Allah, bitches be crazy and we deserved 9/11"
lmao

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

if you kids didnt expect a john cena promo then IDK

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005


Dream big.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Yes please remind us that women exist.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

There are women in this

They're not seeing this in the building, I'm picking.

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