Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Krankenstyle posted:

tbf, jared did buzz some holes oh god


oh god

:barf:

:randpop:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i hate myself

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/VitorSDM/status/989834784275927040

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Krankenstyle posted:

i hate myself

If I liked pedo jokes as much as you seem to I'd hate myself too.

jk I hate myself anyway

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Zanzibar Ham posted:

If I liked pedo jokes as much as you seem to I'd hate myself too.

jk I hate myself anyway

aaaa


two completely unrelated pedophilia jokes do not constitute a pattern!!!

note to self: no more jokes of any kind, apparently

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pedo joke

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Krankenstyle posted:

aaaa


two completely unrelated pedophilia jokes do not constitute a pattern!!!

note to self: no more jokes of any kind, apparently

Hmmm let's check what you were posting a year ago in this thread

Krankenstyle posted:

hold on, there's that joke

I like my whiskey like I like my women
12 years old and mixed up with coke

:[


Hmm hmm yep no pattern there

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

aaaa


two completely unrelated pedophilia jokes do not constitute a pattern!!!

note to self: no more jokes of any kind, apparently

:modsknew:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hmmm let's check what you were posting a year ago in this thread



Hmm hmm yep no pattern there

what the

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i was clearly drunkposting one year ago:

Krankenstyle posted:

i want 2 suck lowtax baboobby and vageno

not that it excuses anything, but just for the record

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hold up do you mean to imply there's times that you sober up and still post?



E: wait poo poo I thought I was in a thread for saying stupid things in. Here, have a funny:

https://i.imgur.com/zZaGJg6.mp4

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:16 on Apr 28, 2018

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Andrewisliv1d/status/989460684323934209?s=19

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Cats is cats.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

punchymcpunch posted:

new bovril ad campaign: jimmy saville says "cured me pedophilia innit"

Brits spell it “Paedophilia”

https://twitter.com/crismoviecorner/status/989792444664381441

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I have an aunt who looks a lot like Princess Diana, it's kinda weird.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

:nws: for dangly bits

https://imgur.com/DFcqEv4

:nws:

edit: aw poo poo no sound, just imagine eye of the tiger playing over it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I have an aunt who looks a lot like Princess Diana, it's kinda weird.






im sorry to do this, but im doxxing you: you are ethan crane, from the late 90s nbc soap opera Passions

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



to be fair, a good 90% of aunts looked like Lady Di for a while

e: a bit gross to still look like her, honestly

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I have an aunt who looks a lot like Princess Diana, it's kinda weird.

mine don't, but they're all still alive

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Big Foot is actually a Reptilian wearing an ape costume which is why he never shows up on Infrared cameras

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

I was disappointed this wasn't a new in-game video channel.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/mgLIzfg.mp4

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




xmenxpert is the sickest username ive ever seen

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I'm very annoyed and disappointed with some recent Google searches today.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Krankenstyle posted:

aaaa


two completely unrelated pedophilia jokes do not constitute a pattern!!!

note to self: no more jokes of any kind, apparently

I thought you’d be tired of pedo jokes after seeing one in the mirror every morning

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

My cats yawn after I yawn. They have empathy for me.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



freeedr posted:

I thought you’d be tired of pedo jokes after seeing one in the mirror every morning

:dudsmile:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

freeedr posted:

I thought you’d be tired of pedo jokes after seeing one in the mirror every morning

:drat:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



freeedr posted:

I thought you’d be tired of pedo jokes after seeing one in the mirror every morning

my boy man

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

Bored posted:

My cats yawn after I yawn. They have empathy for me.

They're just trying to make you more sleepy so they can eat your face. Don't trust cats.

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

here's your helpful guide to pedophile jokes

pedophile jokes are funny when they're at the expense of the pedophile

pedophile jokes are not funny when they're about the act of pedophillia itself

punch the pedophile, not the children. thank you for listening

MrJacobs
Sep 15, 2008

Hjalmar posted:

here's your helpful guide to pedophile jokes

pedophile jokes are funny when they're at the expense of the pedophile

pedophile jokes are not funny when they're about the act of pedophillia itself

punch the pedophile, not the children. thank you for listening

Who the gently caress has never heard of the Aristocrats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk

Audio, but still not work safe.

MrJacobs has a new favorite as of 17:44 on Apr 28, 2018

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the best joke in the aristocats is when they interview this dude for a couple minutes and then the camera pulls back to reveal hes got a really messy desk its incredible

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

a photo of Rappin' Rodney moments before performing the solitary mambo:


Whoah, is that a Pepsi brand horse dildo?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

This entire Twitter thread is absolute gold.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

This entire Twitter thread is absolute gold.

oh wow that was a wild ride

Lemon
May 22, 2003

why would one of Rodney's best lines be about waiting to meet a guy who could suck his own dick if he was able to do it himself, think about it people

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



well uh *sweats, fiddles with tie, bugeyes*

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply