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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/IAfEaM0.gifv

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

ded


:kimchi:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Jade farts almost every time she jumps on the couch and it’s never not funny. Just needs that extra bit of jet propulsion to make it up.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Post comfy dogs







boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Jade farts almost every time she jumps on the couch and it’s never not funny. Just needs that extra bit of jet propulsion to make it up.

Monty farts audibly sometimes and it becomes the biggest mystery ever for a few seconds.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Post comfy dogs



Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Linus before I got off the couch.


Linus after.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Ran into this office doggo today. Heartless and cruel health department regulations said he was not allowed in the office cafes where food and coffee is served. Was left to wait in the hallway while human fetched food. Was a very good boy and I gave him many scritches in sympathy.


Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Post comfy dogs





My 6 year old nephew put the Crime Stoppers sticker there "So she would know who to call if she sees a crime." :3:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Writer Cath posted:



My 6 year old nephew put the Crime Stoppers sticker there "So she would know who to call if she sees a crime." :3:

She looks like she has a gigantic white tongue drooping out of her mouth. :unsmith:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
GOTY 2018:

https://cozygamepals.itch.io/good-doggo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d53uA8g-rNg

unstucker
Jan 4, 2018

omg! they are so cute!)))

unstucker
Jan 4, 2018

unstucker
Jan 4, 2018

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones


Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



This popped up on my FB from a while ago, worth restating.

Zoroastrians called otters "waterdogs" and believed they were born from 1000 male and 1000 female dog souls. The penalty for killing one was:

What is the penalty that he shall pay?'
Ahura Mazda answered: 'He shall pay ten thousand stripes with the Aspahe-astra, ten thousand stripes with the Sraosho-charana.
He shall godly and piously bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of hard, well dried, well examined wood, to redeem his own soul.
He shall pay 50 tanapuhrs (= 15,000 istirs = 60,000 dirhems) to the altar of the Warharan fire.
He shall godly and piously, bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of soft wood, of Urvasna, Vohu-gaona, Vohu-kereti, Hadha-naepata, or any sweet-scented plant, to redeem his own soul.
He shall godly and piously tie ten thousand bundles of Baresma, to redeem his own soul.
He shall offer up to the Good Waters ten thousand Zaothra libations with the Haoma and the milk, cleanly prepared and well strained, cleanly prepared and well strained by a pious man, and mixed with the roots of the tree known as Hadha-naepata, to redeem his own soul.
He shall kill ten thousand snakes of those that go upon the belly.
He shall kill ten thousand Cats, who are snakes with the shape of a dog.
He shall hill ten thousand tortoises. He shall kill ten thousand land-frogs; he shall kill ten thousand water-frogs.
He shall kill ten thousand corn-carrying ants; he shall kill ten thousand ants of the small, venomous mischievous kind.

Bit harsh on the tortoises but I get behind the rest.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

What a week it's been.
So much to talk about.
And so many things we can't talk about.



...right next to his bed. ok, bud.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/ROZLRbv.gifv

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

New Assassin's Creed is looking good.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Burt posted:

This popped up on my FB from a while ago, worth restating.

Zoroastrians called otters "waterdogs" and believed they were born from 1000 male and 1000 female dog souls. The penalty for killing one was:

What is the penalty that he shall pay?'
Ahura Mazda answered: 'He shall pay ten thousand stripes with the Aspahe-astra, ten thousand stripes with the Sraosho-charana.
He shall godly and piously bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of hard, well dried, well examined wood, to redeem his own soul.
He shall pay 50 tanapuhrs (= 15,000 istirs = 60,000 dirhems) to the altar of the Warharan fire.
He shall godly and piously, bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of soft wood, of Urvasna, Vohu-gaona, Vohu-kereti, Hadha-naepata, or any sweet-scented plant, to redeem his own soul.
He shall godly and piously tie ten thousand bundles of Baresma, to redeem his own soul.
He shall offer up to the Good Waters ten thousand Zaothra libations with the Haoma and the milk, cleanly prepared and well strained, cleanly prepared and well strained by a pious man, and mixed with the roots of the tree known as Hadha-naepata, to redeem his own soul.
He shall kill ten thousand snakes of those that go upon the belly.
He shall kill ten thousand Cats, who are snakes with the shape of a dog.
He shall hill ten thousand tortoises. He shall kill ten thousand land-frogs; he shall kill ten thousand water-frogs.
He shall kill ten thousand corn-carrying ants; he shall kill ten thousand ants of the small, venomous mischievous kind.

Bit harsh on the tortoises but I get behind the rest.

You better post some nice cat pictures now. :catstare: :mad:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
A comfy dog

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You better post some nice cat pictures now. :catstare: :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Stay safe, slippy puppy :ohdear:

https://gfycat.com/NervousClearcutCopperbutterfly

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...




Timothy is a giant ham

unstucker
Jan 4, 2018

Malek posted:

New Assassin's Creed is looking good.
:D

unstucker
Jan 4, 2018
all borders are in our head)

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Met a friendly doggo at a liquor store last night.


Monster is a good girl and very skilled at getting pets and scritches and sitting for a picture. (It's blurry because the weather is amazing and I was already a few drinks in).

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Did you get her number for Monty?

Also:


We got Lando the “heavy chewers” BarkBox and he already managed to tear chunks off a heavy duty toy. My sweet little dude is apparently part velociraptor.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Did you get her number for Monty?

Also:


We got Lando the “heavy chewers” BarkBox and he already managed to tear chunks off a heavy duty toy. My sweet little dude is apparently part velociraptor.

Internet VFW › Dog: Like God, but part velociraptor.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://gfycat.com/SerpentineTightHarlequinbug

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/9cLkKHR.gifv

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM



PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Nap time with bone

Winter Rose
Sep 27, 2007

Understand how unstable the truth can be.

Chicha extracted the squeaker from one of her toys and is going to town on it looking like she's in dog Nirvana.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5jIhZXquA

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Apollo's new harness is here!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

the horror



the horror

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Good loving dogs ITT

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://i.imgur.com/QlhDV36.gifv

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0QkAlYn7uQ

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