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LeBron signing with Charlotte because he's a big fan of Scorsese's remake of Cape Fear https://twitter.com/KCJHoop/status/992039958574747648 The dudes the Hornets are interviewing are getting less and less interesting as time passes, which can't be a great sign
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scuz posted:ITT we post the dumbest takes, cockamamiest stories, and most ludicrous yarns on where LeBron winds up next year: I've been jokingly saying we should send them Wiggins and like Gorgui in a sign and trade since he signed the extension so MAKE IT HAPPEN THIBS
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LeBron ends up in a retirement home. You heard it here first.
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I'm told he loves skiing, sound fundamental defense, and, uh, tall French people.
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MourningView posted:I'm told he loves skiing, sound fundamental defense, and, uh, tall French people. Seems more like Vince Carter's thing.
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LeBron will move here and buy Paisley Park.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:LeBron will move here and buy Paisley Park.
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scuz posted:I know I'm going to get downvoted for this, but I have a good friend who works at Benilde-St. Margaret's [ed. an affluent private high school in the Minneapolis metro area]. He told me today that representatives from King James's camp have contacted the school about LeBron Jr. enrolling there next year. Apparently LeBron and Thibs are still on great terms from Team USA, and he's infatuated about the prospect of playing with and mentoring KAT whom he views as a generational talent. He also apparently loves the Mary Tyler Moore show and wants to move to Minneapolis because of it (I couldn't make this poo poo up). The Mary Tyler Moore thing gives this a ring of truth, tbh.
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LeBron will sign with the Grizzlies and move them back to Vancouver.
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Lebron will sign with Real Madrid to help them adjust to losing Luka Doncic
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scuz posted:ITT we post the dumbest takes, cockamamiest stories, and most ludicrous yarns on where LeBron winds up next year: This is pretty funny because either the Woj hit pieces were false and Lebron got along great with Team USA or the rumor is claiming a connection with a coach that already hates Lebron.
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Rick posted:This is pretty funny because either the Woj hit pieces were false 
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jim boylen is a great coach who took over from a sick hoiberg and wrecked the tank by winning a dumb meaningless game way to go rear end in a top hat
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have we talked about how NateRob and Boozer are on a Big Three team and are going to play in Chicago this summer? I'm thinking about going to this if the Big Three manages to continue to exist.
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A most important thread. Please read to the end: https://twitter.com/IanKarmel/status/992179553945702400
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This is sinister, it's fooling children into thinking a cat.
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Wtf it looks like one of those old timey racist cartoons
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Kibner posted:A most important thread. Please read to the end: You are the last goddamn person who gets to call out hosed up mascots
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MourningView posted:You are the last goddamn person who gets to call out hosed up mascots Please read the last tweet in the linked thread.
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Kibner posted:Please read the last tweet in the linked thread. What a twist ending! Someone in the replies was confused as to what Burnie is. Burnie is the fire behind a burning basketball.
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Strawberry Panda posted:What a twist ending! Burnie is a big phallus
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Are the celtics the only team who's mascot is a literal human being? Like it's a 5'10" white dude in a vest and silly hat.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Are the celtics the only team who's mascot is a literal human being? Like it's a 5'10" white dude in a vest and silly hat. His costume is camouflage
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Are the celtics the only team who's mascot is a literal human being? Like it's a 5'10" white dude in a vest and silly hat. 
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I dunno what that thing is but it definitely ain't human
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Bring back the Brooklyn Knight
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Drew Gooden transformed into a demon puppet, sentenced to serve the Mavericks for eternity.
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Rick posted:Drew Gooden transformed into a demon puppet, sentenced to serve the Mavericks for eternity. This has nothing to do with anything but y'all remember when Drew Gooden decided to grow a goatee on the back of his head?
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MourningView posted:This has nothing to do with anything but y'all remember when Drew Gooden decided to grow a goatee on the back of his head? Thinking about weird mid 2000s NBA hair made me remember the time Scot Pollard was on Survivor Some real characters from that era Jahlil Okafor should cosplay as Drew Gooden and see if he can get more playing time
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https://twitter.com/rick_bonnell/status/992436838941036545 I'd probably take this dude over Messina unless he secretly sucks for some reason I'm unaware of
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morestuff posted:https://twitter.com/rick_bonnell/status/992436838941036545 He cannot stop the Rators from being Chronically Shook but he did a lot to modernize their offense, has worked for a lot of smart organizations, and won d-league titles with multiple teams. I am a fan MourningView fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 4, 2018 |
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MourningView posted:He cannot stop the Rators from being Chronically Shook but he did to modernize their offense, has worked for a lot of smart organizations, and won d-league titles with multiple teams. I am a fan Yeah, it kind of depends on whether you see the Raptors as a team that constantly disappoints or as an overachiever that rockets full-speed into their ceiling
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I've been at a game and seen Mavsman make children cry, just by approaching them.
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Cool Buff Man posted:Thinking about weird mid 2000s NBA hair made me remember the time Scot Pollard was on Survivor “Jahlil Okafor”
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J*hill O*afor
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MourningView posted:This has nothing to do with anything but y'all remember when Drew Gooden decided to grow a goatee on the back of his head? I could never tell if that was on purpose or if he just lost the entirety of the rest of his hair and was holding on to that last bit.
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Ah yes the legendary depiction of a “Maverick”
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I'm happy to see Ingram as the new "hmmm their front office of this team says they're keeping this guy but . . . ~MAYBE THINGS CHANGE AND THEY'LL TAKE OUR GARBAGE FOR HIM~" articles. It's nice to be on this side for once. Although on the otherhand, Lakers fans have somehow convinced themselves they'll be able to trade Deng for Melo and that this is a good idea.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Are the celtics the only team who's mascot is a literal human being? Like it's a 5'10" white dude in a vest and silly hat. The Suns mascot is about 15% human.
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