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I hate funny shirts so much, I should make a shirt that says, "Hey loser, I don't care about your funny shirt!"
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Mine says "please invent a reliable source of insulin and injection method within like 24 hours" then I die 
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May 4, 2018 13:03
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Sir Lemming posted:I hate funny shirts so much, I should make a shirt that says, "Hey loser, I don't care about your funny shirt!" I would like to preorder a shirt good sir. Could you incorporate comic books or video games so I'll be able to wear it though?
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May 4, 2018 13:14
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lmbo if your time travel plans aren't using your vague recollection of who wins what wars to make a killing
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May 4, 2018 13:20
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Whoever makes aluminum first is king. Unless they’re dead because Ye Auld History sucks at making medication.
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May 4, 2018 13:22
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Just pack your pockets full of Tylenol 3, z packs, and hand sanitizer. May want to pack soap in your backpack too.
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May 4, 2018 13:25
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My time travel plan is to try and fail to live a boring mediocre life because lol it's not like I can even do that in 2018, I'll have the boring part down but actually achieving mediocrity will be waaaay beyond me even with advanced future knowledge. I'll see if I can vandalise a tomb or cathedral with loss or something though.
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May 4, 2018 13:28
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May 4, 2018 13:31
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My time travel plan is to get to taste an authentic Doobiest Maximas
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May 4, 2018 13:44
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Mine says "please invent a reliable source of insulin and injection method within like 24 hours" then I die You can extract insulin from a dog or a pig by tying a string around the pancreatic duct, Jesus Christ did you even read the shirt?
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May 4, 2018 13:48
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My time travel plan was to unite a weakened Germany and eventually all of Europe and to break the stranglehold of the upper class on the people using a disenfranchised WWI veteran and failed artist, if only to prove that greatness can come from humble beginnings. It... did not go so well. I don't like to talk about it.
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May 4, 2018 13:49
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The back of the shirt, incidentally, is the Wikipedia article on autism. It doesn’t need to be on the front because the person wearing it will already see enough from the people explaining why the shirt wouldn’t work
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May 4, 2018 13:52
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May 4, 2018 14:11
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The Locator posted:Have a link to the story on this? Seems like the three people walking into that hallway almost had to get run down. Charles posted:It's a 90s Lincoln Towncar; almost certainly an old person hitting the wrong pedal or having a seizure. chitoryu12 posted:Then why are there already two cops with guns drawn chasing it? quite stretched out posted:maybe its an old black person
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May 4, 2018 15:07
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Screaming Idiot posted:My time travel plan was to unite a weakened Germany and eventually all of Europe and to break the stranglehold of the upper class on the people using a disenfranchised WWI veteran and failed artist, if only to prove that greatness can come from humble beginnings. You did nazi that coming, huh?
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May 4, 2018 15:12
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My time travel plan to to travel a hundred years into the future and invest all my money in Microsoft and Apple.
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May 4, 2018 15:53
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fruit on the bottom posted:My time travel plan to to travel a hundred years into the future and invest all my money in Microsoft and Apple. Message from the future: Get in on the ground floor when Somethingawful LLC releases its IPO in 2032.
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May 4, 2018 15:58
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loquacius posted:the problem with earning a black belt in pole dancing is you have to take it right off
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May 4, 2018 18:12
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quote:There is a furry convention that needed two overtime slots for 8 hours friday and saturday night for $75 an hour.
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May 4, 2018 20:56
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If you want to prepare yourself for time travel, don't buy some stupid shirt, just start making GBS threads in a big pot that you keep under the bed.
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May 4, 2018 22:20
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Who knew the WoW crowd would turn out to be ideal time travellers.
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May 4, 2018 22:23
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EmmyOk posted:Titties
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May 4, 2018 23:02
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Time travel plans: for the people who are even more boring and tedious than zombie outbreak plans.
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May 4, 2018 23:54
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my time travel plan is to get the plague and die zombie plan is similar
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May 4, 2018 23:55
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My Lovely Horse posted:Who knew the WoW crowd would turn out to be ideal time travellers. Oh, we don't do that anymore. Now we evacuate our waste by posting on forums. I had some chili last night, so I'mma be postin' a lot today
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May 5, 2018 00:01
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Look how soft and delicate my hands are. Clearly I've never done a day's work in my life. See my exotic (polyester) garments, have you ever seen anything so fine? I must be a noble from a foreign land! When it comes to time travel your best bet is to land a gig as some shitkicker petty king's concubine. Yep, that goes for the boys too.
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May 5, 2018 00:04
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Facebook Aunt posted:When it comes to time travel your best bet is to land a gig as some shitkicker petty king's concubine. Yep, that goes for the boys too. So even goons can do it 
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May 5, 2018 00:06
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I would go back in time, grab Croesus by then shoulders and yell “she means yours, you idiot!”
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May 5, 2018 00:07
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fruit on the bottom posted:I would go back in time, grab Croesus by then shoulders and yell “she means yours, you idiot!” idgi i would say "its u" and lol in his face
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May 5, 2018 00:20
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Krankenstyle posted:idgi I'm actually going back in time to gently caress Galen and fight Lincoln Gonna marry Boudica
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May 5, 2018 00:31
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Krankenstyle posted:idgi Croesus was a Greek King who went to war with Cyrus the Great after being told by the Oracle of Delphi that if he went to war “a mighty empire [would] fall.”
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May 5, 2018 00:36
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syscall girl posted:I'm actually going back in time to gently caress Galen and fight Lincoln ur gonna have tof ight me for her champ.
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May 5, 2018 00:37
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I would go back in time to passively observe ancient civilizations at the height of their glory and finally answer some of history's great mysteries. I would also kill that loving bitch Becky from eighth grade.
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May 5, 2018 00:37
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If I could go back in time I'd sabotage all possibility of making a time machine. Helloooooooo, paradox!
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May 5, 2018 00:41
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Go back and eat the first living creature
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May 5, 2018 00:42
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Pastry of the Year posted:lmao I didn't believe you and well, the joke was absolutely on me Slate Slabrock posted:In 1996, I played in the Baltimore Ravens marching band. McDonald's sponsored one of the first halftime shows and we had to do that dance. We got booed off the field.
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May 5, 2018 00:50
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fruit on the bottom posted:Go back and eat the first living creature What kind of cracker go with primordial soup?
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May 5, 2018 00:52
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fruit on the bottom posted:Croesus was a Greek King who went to war with Cyrus the Great after being told by the Oracle of Delphi that if he went to war “a mighty empire [would] fall.” augh i was thinking of the "who is happiest" prophecy & just being a dick in his face cause i mean hes a king. boohoo if hes not happiest
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May 5, 2018 01:09
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Lemniscate Blue posted:What kind of cracker go with primordial soup? It's always oyster crackers you uncultured dolt.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:and having all your teeth. 
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