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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm sorry everyone.

I found it.

I have to post it.

Because this thread has returned.

And it belongs here.

The Thing Of Which We Do Not Speak :nms:

Somebody has a new favorite as of 06:51 on May 4, 2018

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That's a combination of fungus and diabetes right? I think we had a goon one of the last times it was posted explain exactly what was going on with Ol' Elote Legs there.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Looks like a combo platter of adiposis dolorosa, acrochordons, and a fungal infection. Not fun.

Velcro-Neck has acanthosis nigricans plus acrochordons.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

I'm sorry everyone.

I found it.

I have to post it.

Because this thread has returned.

And it belongs here.

The Thing Of Which We Do Not Speak :nms:

Hallå! I changed the image to a link because I don't want any images under spoilers. It's not a decorum no-no, it's just a formatting peeve of mine.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

i'm amazed there's no necrosis present

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
HulkCat looking good.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


dont infringe on my patents

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


M.O.D.O.K. IRL

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Fun Fact: This is Thaddeus McMichael, a guy who had several terabytes of child pornography on his computer / external hard drives. The arrest documents are fantastic, apparently he had all the porn in /cp/dont_open /cp/dont_open/teens etc etc on a folder. His defense was that he had the child porn "as a joke" which the prosecution didn't really go for. He went to prison for 18 months or so for possession of CP and the day he got out, posted something on FB to the tun of "lol stupid cops didn't find my flash drive, what a bunch of idiots". I'm not sure if he got re-arrested after that, but he is overall a creep and a retard.

edit: Here's the criminal complaints that I strongly recommend you read (though definitely :nms: )

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sponge Baathist posted:



M.O.D.O.K. IRL

I'm really trying to lean into this image, but there's something so uncomfortable about it. The hardhat looks comically tiny. His expression radiates such sadness. What the gently caress is in his pocket. Etc.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

I'm really trying to lean into this image, but there's something so uncomfortable about it. The hardhat looks comically tiny. His expression radiates such sadness. What the gently caress is in his pocket. Etc.

If you can't handle him at his worst, you don't deserve him at his BEST






(i'm the sticker that says BEST)

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



What the hell?

Oh god.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Someone lost a bet with their coworkers!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

du -hast posted:

Fun Fact: This is Thaddeus McMichael, a guy who had several terabytes of child pornography on his computer / external hard drives. The arrest documents are fantastic, apparently he had all the porn in /cp/dont_open /cp/dont_open/teens etc etc on a folder. His defense was that he had the child porn "as a joke" which the prosecution didn't really go for. He went to prison for 18 months or so for possession of CP and the day he got out, posted something on FB to the tun of "lol stupid cops didn't find my flash drive, what a bunch of idiots". I'm not sure if he got re-arrested after that, but he is overall a creep and a retard.

edit: Here's the criminal complaints that I strongly recommend you read (though definitely :nms: )

Wrong thread, that's schadenfreude

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm sorry everyone.

I found it.

I have to post it.

Because this thread has returned.

And it belongs here.

The Thing Of Which We Do Not Speak :nms:

This is probably the most disgusting thing I've seen in over a decade, thanks. :barf:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Scathach posted:

What the hell?

Oh god.

Looks like they dropped something on their toes.

Siamang
Nov 15, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

Looks like they dropped something on their toes.

Gotta be the feet of a dancer.

http://theperformanceclub.org/2012/07/we-call-it-dance-therapy/

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

du -hast posted:

Fun Fact: This is Thaddeus McMichael, a guy who had several terabytes of child pornography on his computer / external hard drives. The arrest documents are fantastic, apparently he had all the porn in /cp/dont_open /cp/dont_open/teens etc etc on a folder. His defense was that he had the child porn "as a joke" which the prosecution didn't really go for. He went to prison for 18 months or so for possession of CP and the day he got out, posted something on FB to the tun of "lol stupid cops didn't find my flash drive, what a bunch of idiots". I'm not sure if he got re-arrested after that, but he is overall a creep and a retard.

edit: Here's the criminal complaints that I strongly recommend you read (though definitely :nms: )

He's bad enough on his own with using an abelist slur.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

We get it. You like feet.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Not weird stretchy gross feet.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
All feet are gross. :colbert:

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Getting a cramp now brb

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ballet dancers are hella weird.

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.
My other half is a doctor and reckons that's a spectacular dose of Athlete's Foot.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


holy what the gently caress

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Stoatbringer posted:

holy what the gently caress

GTS Grody Toe Syndrome

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Sunswipe posted:

All feet are gross. :colbert:
Counterpoint: cat feet.

hosed-up teeth!

After:

trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 04:06 on May 6, 2018

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

trickybiscuits posted:

Counterpoint: cat feet.

hosed-up teeth!


After:


:stonklol:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


trickybiscuits posted:

Counterpoint: cat feet.

hosed-up teeth!


After:


Just brushed my teeth. Saw this.

Just brushed my teeth again.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Can I die now

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

LingcodKilla posted:

Just brushed my teeth. Saw this.

Just brushed my teeth again.
I went to the dentist for the first time in about ten years. Thank God there wasn't anything terribly wrong but stuff like this has been on my mind.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


here some videos:

:nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp_on9GWnoc hosed up teeth getting scaled to porno music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altBc7fEChQ hosed up teeth getting scaled to ??? music

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


My reoccurring nightmare is my teeth falling out so thanks for this.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Foreverially tied up in wool and loving it.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

jaegerx posted:

My reoccurring nightmare is my teeth falling out so thanks for this.

i used to have dreams like this but now they've become dreams where if a tooth is loose i just pull it out and go on with whatever weird dreamshit my brain is offgassing when it decompresses from the hosed up place we call earth

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