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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Whilst we are on feet, have the feet of arguably the greatest basketballer playing today, LeBron James.



Athletes feet in general are pretty ugly. Fast Bowlers have to cut a toe hole for their big toe in their boots, otherwise they run the risk of ripping off their big toenail. Ballerinas feet are, as has been discussed, disgusting due to the pressures and abuses heaped on them.

Feet aren't the only things that get hosed up. Look at these ex NFL players hands.


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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Cricket wicket keeper hands

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


trickybiscuits posted:

Counterpoint: cat feet.

hosed-up teeth!


After:


This can't be the same after. How did the top set get a gap?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

cash crab posted:

This can't be the same after. How did the top set get a gap?

All the teeth are also angled completely differently between the two pictures.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/photos-golden-state-killer-suspects-penis-james-deangelo-taken

Even though the Wu Tang album didn't get seized and therefore they can't freedom of information act it we can laugh at the size of the Golden State Killer's reportedly small penis one day

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


So what exactly happened to those sportsmans hands? Fingers broke and didn't get set right?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

trickybiscuits posted:

Counterpoint: cat feet.

hosed-up teeth!


After:

Brush yo teeth brush yo teeth brush yo motherfuckin' teeth

:barf:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sponge Baathist posted:

http://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/photos-golden-state-killer-suspects-penis-james-deangelo-taken

Even though the Wu Tang album didn't get seized and therefore they can't freedom of information act it we can laugh at the size of the Golden State Killer's reportedly small penis one day

http://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/Thomas-Tramaglini-school-superintendent-poop-football-field-district

This site is so far a good trove of AUG crime stories

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Slime posted:

All the teeth are also angled completely differently between the two pictures.

cash crab posted:

This can't be the same after. How did the top set get a gap?

I'm just posting what the person shared. I think. What I assume happened was that the calculus built up so much that over the years it forced the teeth apart, leaving an empty space when the calculus was removed. When I gis'd "calculus teeth" there was at least one more photo of the same phenomenon. I also looked up dentists' stories on Reddit and there are some horrifying ones. The human body is a nightmare.

Former DILF posted:

i used to have dreams like this but now they've become dreams where if a tooth is loose i just pull it out and go on with whatever weird dreamshit my brain is offgassing when it decompresses from the hosed up place we call earth
Me too. At this point I know it's just happening because I grind my teeth sometimes in my sleep.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I had a small calculus build-up removed from my bottom teeth.
It was caused by a permanent retainer being ill-fitted without me knowing.

Finally get it taken care of and now there is a small gap on the bottom but you can't tell unless I pull down my lip.

These pictures are freaking me out.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Inzombiac posted:

I had a small calculus build-up removed from my bottom teeth.
It was caused by a permanent retainer being ill-fitted without me knowing.

Finally get it taken care of and now there is a small gap on the bottom but you can't tell unless I pull down my lip.

These pictures are freaking me out.

Did you try taking the derivative? :goonsay:

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


T-man posted:

Did you try taking the derivative? :goonsay:

I'm mad that this made me laugh.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Might as well post a classic



I got depressed not to long ago when i realized the AUGs that we used to laugh at are the MAGA Chuds and nazis that pour money into Jordan Petersons Patreon and bought Baked Alaska's books, then turned out to vote for Trump. Like this guy, he totally was at Charlottesville


This image is how old and Star Citizen still isn't out?




Someone posted one image of the Dude who thinks he's a Goofy, but here's the college. I never noticed Gooby down in the corner though.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

twistedmentat posted:

Might as well post a classic



I always wonder how much this kid got his rear end beat.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

twistedmentat posted:

Might as well post a classic




Hastur's awkward high school years

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Leavemywife posted:

I always wonder how much this kid got his rear end beat.

Not enough

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Okay so is his "spelling, and grammer" thing a bad joke or is he just as stupid as he looks

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Leavemywife posted:

I always wonder how much this kid got his rear end beat.

I like to imagine he always wore that loving hat and it was stolen constantly, which made them cry.

Heath posted:

Hastur's awkward high school years

The Virgin Hastur vs Chad Cthulhu.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Scathach posted:

Okay so is his "spelling, and grammer" thing a bad joke or is he just as stupid as he looks

Probably not a joke.
100% of all these "enlightened gentlemen" are complete idiots.
They think that putting on a cheap suit and hat and consuming obscure media makes them intellectually superior.

Each one of them is worthless and refuse to reflect on their behavior.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
He probably thinks he's a perfect speller so never actually goes back and checks what he wrote.

And yea, these fuckers have some weird idea about slapping on stuff and thinking its what they're wearing that makes them gentlemen and cultured, but continue being total rat gently caress pieces of poo poo. Like the fact he puts up knife and gun collection says a lot about him. Also, last time I posted it someone pointed out he has a hitler 'stach. Like there's seriously no way this guy isn't full MAGA Chud Hitler did nothing wrong It's about free speech now.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I want to grab every one of these guys, sit them down somewhere quiet, and just repeat "the clothes don't make the man the man makes the clothes" over and over again until they get it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


ToxicSlurpee posted:

I want to grab every one of these guys, sit them down somewhere quiet, and just repeat "the clothes don't make the man the man makes the clothes" over and over again until they get it.

Also,
"The world does not owe you anything.
Women do not owe you attention or sex."

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I want to grab every one of these guys, sit them down somewhere quiet, and just repeatedly punch them over and over again until they die.

:same:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sorry to toothchat again, but I found what I believe to be the worst one.

I won't subject you to the full image right off the bat (that's :nms: by the way).

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


:cry: HOOOOOOW

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Burn it all

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Yeah, like what is that.
It looks like their whole bottom mouth became on giant tooth.

boo_tradley
Dec 24, 2009

im pooping! posted:

here some videos:

:nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp_on9GWnoc hosed up teeth getting scaled to porno music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altBc7fEChQ hosed up teeth getting scaled to ??? music

Finally, an AUG topic I can contribute to!

This might be the most disgusting yet satisfying one I've ever come across:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6AgqN9es8&t=6s

The Japanese in the vid explains that this patient had such a phobia of going to the dentist that they had to knock them out to complete the scaling. There's even a long version on their channel that has 700K+ views! This is my ultimate guilty pleasure...

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


we are as one

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


im pooping! posted:

we are as one

has anyone ever told you what a loving exceptional username you have

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inzombiac posted:

Probably not a joke.
100% of all these "enlightened gentlemen" are complete idiots.
They think that putting on a cheap suit and hat and consuming obscure media makes them intellectually superior.

It's seldom that obscure, though, is it? It's usually fairly mainstream stuff, but they resent its mainstream status because it means they have to share it with WOMEN and BLACK PEOPLE and YOUNG CHILDREN, isn't it?

Does anyone have that image of this guy in his 30s whinging about how annoyed he was about the nine-year olds in the cinema when he went to see Avengers because they couldn't appreciate it on as many levels as he did?

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

drat i'm super glad I never took calculus

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

cash crab posted:

has anyone ever told you what a loving exceptional username you have

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

boo_tradley posted:

Finally, an AUG topic I can contribute to!

This might be the most disgusting yet satisfying one I've ever come across:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6AgqN9es8&t=6s

The Japanese in the vid explains that this patient had such a phobia of going to the dentist that they had to knock them out to complete the scaling. There's even a long version on their channel that has 700K+ views! This is my ultimate guilty pleasure...

Now my teeth fell itchy :stonk:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Greetings
https://twitter.com/Bertovo/status/993025538112438272

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Wheat Loaf posted:

It's seldom that obscure, though, is it? It's usually fairly mainstream stuff, but they resent its mainstream status because it means they have to share it with WOMEN and BLACK PEOPLE and YOUNG CHILDREN, isn't it?

Does anyone have that image of this guy in his 30s whinging about how annoyed he was about the nine-year olds in the cinema when he went to see Avengers because they couldn't appreciate it on as many levels as he did?

You're absolutely right.
In my experience it's media that is one notch away from broad mainstream.
Like one of these ding dongs thinking they are enlightened because they have seen Cowboy Beebop or FLCL; media that is old hat for the rest of us.

If their beliefs were true then I would be president because I bought a VHS copy of Armitage for $40 before you could get it in the US.

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

I feel like this needs to be shared with any and all incel groups.

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Inzombiac posted:

You're absolutely right.
In my experience it's media that is one notch away from broad mainstream.
Like one of these ding dongs thinking they are enlightened because they have seen Cowboy Beebop or FLCL; media that is old hat for the rest of us.

If their beliefs were true then I would be president because I bought a VHS copy of Armitage for $40 before you could get it in the US.

My fav is all the nerds with their Very Important™ intellectual star wars ideas.

Like, its a movie about space wizards for children, pretty much designed to sell toys.

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